origin of the spices
― Today he dances jazz, but tomorrow he will sell his homeland (seandalai), Monday, 8 July 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link
vg, almost nickb-level there
― ogmor, Monday, 8 July 2019 10:37 (four years ago) link
Lol
― Vini C. Riley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 8 July 2019 10:43 (four years ago) link
holy shit
― imago, Monday, 8 July 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link
at the pun but also
daily bucks should coat their heraldic swan in turmeric as a tribute
― imago, Monday, 8 July 2019 11:43 (four years ago) link
On July 21st, 2009 I decided to write out the names of everyone mentioned in the day's edition of Huddersfield Examiner and it's a good job I did because in amongst all the celebs and murder victims, local man Jim Fennell got a mention for finding a 20p piece with no date on it. pic.twitter.com/ju2PHy2xi8— Kevin Boniface (@MrKevinBoniface) July 9, 2019
only a couple of weeks till the 10th anniversary of Jim Fennell Day.
― calzino, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link
the only good news story
― mark s, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link
THAT NEWS STORY IN FULL
JIM Fennell of Holmebridge has found one of those 20p pieces that has no date.You know, the ones that are supposed to be worth cash."I just found one in my change," he says. "I feel like Charlie Bucket in Willy Wonka with his golden ticket."What do you think I should do? Cash it in for £50 prize or should I be like Clint Eastwood and hold out for a Few Dollars More?"Fifty quid seems good to me.Now, let’s have another look at my change.
You know, the ones that are supposed to be worth cash.
"I just found one in my change," he says. "I feel like Charlie Bucket in Willy Wonka with his golden ticket.
"What do you think I should do? Cash it in for £50 prize or should I be like Clint Eastwood and hold out for a Few Dollars More?"
Fifty quid seems good to me.
Now, let’s have another look at my change.
― coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link
things jim fennell of holmebridge did not in fact say:
"I feel like charlie bucket in willy wonka with his golden ticket" y/n"should I be like clint eastwood and hold out for a few dollars more?" y/n
― mark s, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
You know, those 20p pieces that are supposed to be worth cash
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
@normalprivate
― ogmor, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 10:35 (four years ago) link
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/d5a1df7ecc885cc5fa2f31a9ea2be36e9df72b2b/0_273_3500_2100/master/3500.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=28682b0d31b1e1890de1778ca0f59259
Staff in a Middlesbrough McDonald’s received a surprise guest on Saturday night when a snake was found abandoned in the restaurant.The corn snake, thought to be approximately three weeks old, was found by a member of staff in a plastic takeaway tub.
The corn snake, thought to be approximately three weeks old, was found by a member of staff in a plastic takeaway tub.
― A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link
please sir not so loud or everyone will want one
― mark s, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link
broke: big macwoke: smol snek
― A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
"Allow soldiers to have their own month" https://t.co/G20OZw4LW0— Rejected Petitions (@rejectpetitions) July 10, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
This petition was rejected
lmao owned
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link
lool!
― calzino, Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
As people are fighting over LGBT month and saying their should be a month for soldiers, i decided to create this petition so the people of the UK want what they want
genuinely can't decide whether this is a pisstake or not
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
maybe a petition for PIP to recognise PTSD as a genuine disability might be more useful to "our boys", but let's face it they can't even spell PTSD.
― calzino, Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_OKxGHWsAMdiym.jpg
these 2 beehives appeared out of nowhere on a local long abandoned colliery site recently. I didn't think it was inappropriate to ask some bloke who was approaching them what it was all about. His response was really shitty and standoffish and he gruffly told me to avoid them because they were very angry bees. Like as if I was planning on stealing them, lol that would be fun.
― calzino, Friday, 12 July 2019 00:15 (four years ago) link
HANDS OFF MAH BEES
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 July 2019 08:33 (four years ago) link
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9489417/britains-longest-serving-police-officer-five-arrests-52-years/
ACAB nonetheless.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Friday, 12 July 2019 11:11 (four years ago) link
someone didn’t train their sub properly and it shows pic.twitter.com/gWGiCdJu4L— Addison. (@EXPENSIVE_HOE) July 16, 2019
― calzino, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 08:05 (four years ago) link
Would you like to read about mass violence on a cruise ship sparked by a clown? Yes, you would. 🚢 🤡 🔪 👇🏽 https://t.co/bhfOFILx4T— Conner Habib (@ConnerHabib) July 27, 2019
― calzino, Saturday, 27 July 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link
Allow soldiers to have their own moth.
― nashwan, Saturday, 27 July 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
Can't believe a bunch of patriots were violent shitheads
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 July 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
That cruise ship story is amazing. The level of detail - who knew that cruises explicitly forbidding fancy dress were a real thing? The mental image of some wee guy in a face full of clown make-up taunting a family who had their trip spoiled is never going to leave me either.
― boxedjoy, Saturday, 27 July 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link
Too rye ay!
Britannia left Bergen at 1430 on Thursday, the violence occurred 12 hours later after a black-tie evening. It followed an afternoon of ‘patriotic’ partying on deck, with large amounts of alcohol being consumed by many guests. pic.twitter.com/zQcEXGDJeg— Richard Gaisford (@richardgaisford) July 27, 2019
― breastcrawl, Saturday, 27 July 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
the backbone of our country there!
― calzino, Saturday, 27 July 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
shd've been "This Is What She's Like" amirite?
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 July 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
who knew that cruises explicitly forbidding fancy dress were a real thing
enjoyed some American in the replies being baffled at 'fancy dress' meaning clown costumes as opposed to suit and tie etc. can see his point tbh
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 27 July 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link
a spectre is haunting real england
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAj5UYgWwAAfwNR?format=jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 28 July 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/oOA1xkG.png
― mark s, Sunday, 28 July 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
gammon pennywise strikes again xp
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Sunday, 28 July 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
you'll bloat too
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/16/seasides-town-new-toilets-feature-high-tech-anti-sex-measures
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 17 August 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link
speaking of seaside towns and (hyper)real england, we have commenced a short stay in sheerness. so far, love it
― imago, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
*lunges towards the high-tech-anti-sex-measures lever*
― mark s, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
astonishing that the shipwreck of SS Richard Montgomery is still lying there after 75 years and apparently laden with enough ww2 explosives (1,434 tonnes of TNT) to cause a mini tsunami if she goes bang!
― calzino, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
Hence the high tech anti-sex measures
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 August 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
lol
― imago, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
if the great wave looms we'll know someone's been up to no good
― imago, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
seaside town of Porthcawl is planning to install anti-sex public toilets that would spray occupants with water
surely this is just going to entice golden shower fetishists
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 26 August 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
speaking of medway, was down in herne bay and reculver yesterday and it was lovely. lot of cunts with england flags tho. friend was in frinton at the same where her son started coughing uncontrollably after having been in the sea, which seems to have been part of this.reminded of a similar incident at birling gap a couple of years ago. felt v porton down and 60s/70s cultural defence of countryside - mixture of anti-nuclear, anti-military, rural spiritualism. penda’s fen and the last quatermass. (it was interesting watching the old spiral tribe footage in the jeremy deller doc - clearly nigel kneale was anti-traveller in Q, but he was also anti government science, which paradox located itself around the jewish main character of er Simon MacCorkindale (rada bawling at people at point blank range about the loss of knowledge) and Quatermass (John Mills) himself. both want to preserve knowledge but outside of state control. yes i’ve had a drink what of it.
― Fizzles, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
One of the victims was interviewed on Five Live this morning and it was a very bank holiday feeling because he went on and on with a detailed and largely irrelevant account of his family's whole day out and the host clearly thought "fuck it, I've got nothing else going on"
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 August 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
only collective quasi-supernatural passions brought on by extreme heat here so far i'm afraid! i was rhapsodising about penda's fen recently, it is really the best thing
― imago, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link
― calzino, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:21 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
walking along the seafront just now, could easily pick out the jutting masts of the sunken boat. amazing that it's still there above water. someone had painted an actually-really-good poem onto the beach steps about it too
― imago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link
apparently the 75th anniversary of its sinking was last week!
― imago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/AcFbljB.jpg
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Y7p5Qx7.jpg
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link