"I call her Ladybird, because she's my lady."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
"Milk, toilet roll, wrapping paper. Got it."
― farcottonloco, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
The "Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest" Poll: Week 1
D'oh!
Well to sum it up, Roberto Spiralli won, but in typical ILX fashion, there were concerns about bestiality. That made your caption the choice for entry. But then, I'm pretty sure no one ever entered it, because I stupidly assumed that you had seen the poll.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
lol after seeing the controversy over emphasized words in a caption I have to rethink
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
There really wasn't any controversy, it was just me worrying over nothing, as usual. Although I still do think that an entry with no emphasized words, all else equal, will probably do better.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"I'm going to take off now; we will never speak of this weekend again."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
"is this some kind of fucking joke, Steve? i could've been killed. you useless fucking cunt."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
"your...wife?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
btw, Sweden one already strong candidate imo
hey does anyone know who is talking in this comic: the pilot or the flag guy?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
something about fly-me pumps
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
theres gotta be a good dont ask dont tell joke in there
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
"she was a bitch to land today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooooooooooooooool
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
that's where I was going, best I could come up with was "I believe the policy clearly states 'Don't ask'."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"jesus christ is that the plane talking?
"she was a bitch to land today"YES SUBMIT THIS NOW
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
"Yes they're Blahniks. God."
― goole, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
"If comfort were a concern I'd take the train."
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus christ is that the plane talking?
uh... no
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
W i l l also comes correct, loooooooooool
e3 i dig that, better than anything i had
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
"seemed to be something of a problem with drag today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
a+
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
omg Spiralli is killin it
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
yoga flame
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
"Jeez Carl, when you said you enjoyed Transformers I wasn't expecting this"
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
"How was your trip Mr. Blahnik?""It makes the wings look great but it's MURDER on the struts.""Do you have anything in a size 7?"
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
"honestly, this is not what I expected when you said it was a transatlantic flight"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
"Don't ever ask Koslowski to fix your flats."
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ah, somebody already there with the blahnik joke.She was a bitch to land would be great for playboy, would never get into the new yorker. Good caption tho.
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
lol e3
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
several strong candidates already, I smell victory.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"I can't use the cobblestone runway today."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I just hope that people coming back to this thread will realize there's a new caption now.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"I said high WHEELS, goddamnit!"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
can u say goddamnit in new yorker?
prob not
"Would've been here earlier, but there was a sale at Saks."
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^ dad jokers choice
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"I hate French planes."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm feeling the "drag" gag as a winner.
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd almost bet that was the original caption!
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
feel like the drag pun will occur to other people, so would need to be worded better to stand a chance. if people want to take a crack at smartening it up be my guest.
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll mash yours up with one of mine (not because it's better but because I'm an egomaniac):
"French planes always have a problem with drag."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
"Don't worry, it changes into tennis shoes on the way to the hangar."
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"No, I said we needed to ADDRESS the drag!"
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"It's night and day with the gel pads."
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
dad jokers choice
not just a member I'm the president etc
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
"dude, you will never believe this. I just got back from visiting Dave at the lab and he has been fucking a mouse. he had these mice children in a cage in little outfits. it was FUCKED UP."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link