This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

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You've taken something sacred to most Canadians and a few New England area residents and twisted to your own needs and deprieved desires. EVIL!

Hey, hold on! Nicole is in Michigan and clearly she worships at the shrine too! Do not exclude.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also, this part of New England does not know from this "Horton rimming".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

No your too far south, you have to wait a year or so, upstate New York, Michigan, Ohio I believe have their share of Tim's.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

163 stores currently in New York, Ohio, Michigan, Maine, Kentucky & West Virgina. There was a NY Times article about getting that over 350 but I can't find it.

From Tim's website last year:
"150 in the U.S. (located mainly in the Buffalo, NY; Columbus, Ohio; and Detroit, Michigan areas."

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just finished listening to The Carpenter's 'The Singles 1969-1973'. SOMEONE CHEER ME UP NOW.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

ACH! WRONG THREAD!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

i almost went to the one in west virginia once. misbegotten hellhole (the state, not Tim's).

― Dave M. (rotten03), Saturday, 15 March 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

when i was 10, i won a trip to LA to see the Rose Bowl! it was a sweepstakes at my local supermarket

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 March 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just won a muffin, yeah me!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 17 March 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just won a donut! WATCH OUT NOW, IT'S PARTY TIME

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 March 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

What kind of muffin are you gonna get there, rogue-boy (**Bryan playfully pokes Noodles in the ribz and offers to buy him a drink or six the next time he sees him**)? It should be a blueberry burst!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

fruit explosion!

actually, no. banana walnut rules all.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Im going to buy a chocolatechip muffin and put it in the microwave and smother the poor thing in butter untill its incredibly unhealthy.

But the big question is what kinda donut you going to rock?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

*whispers*

"maple dip. maaaaaa-ple diii-p..."

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

**screams like a demented 4-year old**

"BOSTON CREAM!!! BOSTON CRRRRRRRRRREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!"

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

hungoverly moans "Canadian maple"

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Screw all y'all. Blueberry fritter! Dude!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

(tho admittedly Boston Cream is running a close second)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU ARE ALL KEEPING THIS THREAD ALIVE TO TORTURE ME I JUST KNOW IT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

sean's free donut coupon = frittered.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do they have chocolate filled? I want to roll up the rim, win a donut, get one of those chocolate Boston creams, then sick my tongue in the hole and lick out that creamy brown goodness.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan. To. Thread.

*head explodes*

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shit!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Get it?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan, you're from Boston, right? ;)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I WASN'T GOING TO GO THERE (although the first thing that crossed my mind was "note to self: do not bend over while pantsless in Bryan's presence unless I want a tongue-lashing")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

From http://www.nationalgeographic.com/coffee/article3.html
“Another native we have also picks with care,” Doyo told me over a superb cup of coffee. “The luak, that’s a small catlike animal, gorges after dark on the most ripe, the best of our crop. It digests the fruit and expels the beans, which our farm people collect, wash, and roast, a real delicacy. "

“Something about the natural fermentation that occurs in the luak’s stomach seems to make the difference. For Javanese, this is the best of all coffees—our Kopi luak.”

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't even say ONE SICK THING. You guys and your bum-play! I just like the feeling of my tongue going into the hole, especially when a little bit of the cream has come out as a sort of "lube".

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Re: Noodles' last post: MUST GET TO STARBUCK'S NOW. CAT-POO COFFEE!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

...and what did I win? Nothing. That's right - nada. Fuxing Tom Hofums (as coined by M Hanle y)

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

i really really prefer crullers.

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

The blatant perversity in recent posts proves to me that there is in fact a deity, and he has a smiling face.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's really no wonder that people don't want to talk to me very much around here. I don't blame any of you.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 05:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I haven't rolled up the rim even once yet.

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I pefer Crimson Binome to rogue-boy I'll have you know.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I still have won nothing, and I buy enough cappucino to fund the government of some small country. I am cursed.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know Noodles, I was kinda wondering if you were computer generated. I WANT TO GO TO TIM'S NOW.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, Andria left me for that wanker Matrix, dude needs anger management classes something fierce.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

And a shower (?).

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

With Andria?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

WUKKA WUKKA WUKKA!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.nsknet.or.jp/~motoshi/moxfiles/xpic/reboot.jpg
The winning cup is out there!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just won a cookie, bah!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Revive?! Anyway, I won a coffee on Saturday, drank it, then absent-mindedly threw away the cup without checking it. I'M FUCKING DOOMED!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just won a coffee too. Fantastic. By the way, for those who are interested in what I finally decided on for the donut, it was a Boston Cream, because the location where I redeemed didn't have blueberry fritters.

Our receptionist today just mentioned that Tim's puts nicotine in their coffee to make them addictive. The sad thing is, I can see it...I drink these things like crazy.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I won a muffin! I won a muffin! I won muffin!

I never win anything, so I felt so triumphant. Nobody should be that excited over a banana muffin.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yay Nicole!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Where are you again, Nicole, that you have access to the glory of Tim's?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

What are you talking about, Nicole? What else are we supposed to be excited about? That muffin is going to taste so SWEET. Sean, it's crack in there, I tell you!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Our receptionist today just mentioned that Tim's puts nicotine in their coffee to make them addictive. The sad thing is, I can see it...I drink these things like crazy.

The lesson here is don't listen to the receptionist.
MSG, Nicotine, crack, salt, monkey cum, I mean is there anything they DON'T put into Tim Horton's coffee?

That muffin will taste do I dare say, like VICTORY!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

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