i mean, if you've heard that origin story about the Joseph Smith, the golden plates, and martin and lucy harris and you still think they have a valid point...
waaahhhht? That is like one of the more clearly dubious parts!
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link
do you believe Adam and Eve were from the midwest, chaki?
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know what the hell yr on about...are you mormon?
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? xpst
― chaki, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― W4LTER, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
He has discovered that some religions might not be very plausible.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
And now we're all living in the aftermath of that discovery, minds blown, jaws agape.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:58 (sixteen years ago) link
bcz they are "jerks" hahahaha
chaki Mormons believe the Garden of Eden was in Missouri...I think he is thinking you share that belief because you said 'wtf' at him as he is clearly making almost no sense
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
honestly, im just looking for a fight...
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
and i think im making tons of sense. mormons are jerks.
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link
well this is one fucking retarded attempt @ a flamewar bcz I don't think you'll find any mormons here, for real
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link
swinburning is basing his theories on a couple of South Park episodes, conveniently forgetting that the Mormons are actually portrayed fairly positively in their twenty minutes of parker/stone treatment.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
The ones I meet are polite, well turned-out young men. Or hotties.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
have you met mormons new harranguey duder?
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, i forgot, south park wrote the book of mormon...thanks for reminding me.
abbott, i was pretty sure i wouldn't find any mormons, but i was willing to give it a shot...
and there are plenty of attractive jerks of all religions
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I rly think the only way you could say they are "jerks" is if you've been in the system like 10+ years and seen all the behind the scenes shit but yes they are often quite kind people
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
go to a fucking mormon board then, jesus
im a handsome jew
― chaki, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Trying to start a fight with some imaginary people you don't know because they are "jerks": C/D?
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link
And btw flaming them won't change their mind one bit, they'll just think "poor misguided soul" and bare their testimonies over and over. V funny dude!
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link
ARE THERE ANY ZOROASTRIANS ON HERE? WANKERS
HEY BAHA'I FUCKERS YOU ARE DISLIKED BY ME
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Boy all the Snake Handlers on here sure are dumb.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
lol Baha'i always seems like such a peaceful religion.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
no, i know thats how they will react. one of my best friends became a born again mormon last year.
im a kind of ugly jerk agnostic who is bored
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't stand that offshoot board, "I Love My Ecumenical Pastor."
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
We should start a thread about Racist Mithraists.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
dude i fucking met a zoroastrian in the pub the other day NO REALLY I DID
unsurprisingly, he wasn't "practising".
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Do they not do alcohol then? I mean come on, wasn't Freddie Mercury a Zoroastrian?
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i was just about to ask that
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Again it seems like quite a chill religion.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
he was drinking alcohol. he wasn't a practising zoroastrian is what i meant to say, merely a zoroastrian by birth. much as i'm greek orthodox by christening.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
they all suck too. im gonna go watch law and order SVU
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Anyway LJ, if you could hook swinburnginging up he could phone this guy up and tell him that Zoroaster's a wanker or something.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Also Wanked Zarathustra
OMG LJ did they wave censers all over you?
― Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i've got so many thetans i could probably explode their BRAINS if i wanted, them darned zoroastriologists.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link
You should totally grow one of those Greek Orthodox beards, dude.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Until I shaved yesterday I had a nice crop. Had to grow it for the play I was in, as I had been assigned the part of Abu Hamza.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh Undergradspaws.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
omg you're in plays
― chaki, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
(haha!)
(Don't worry, it was Abu Hamza as a handmaiden, by way of Frank Sinatra and Bryan Ferry. The play also featured Jeremy Beadle, Elvis Presley, and Prince Rodeo. And was very tragicomic. Not to mention good.)
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link
damnit, i've already seen that episode. so who is a wanker? Zoroastirians?
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
thank god
― deeznuts, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
SHHHHHH. IT'S A SURPRISE
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, Chaki! I've been in, amongst other things, Greek tragedy, Shakespearian comedy, and LJ-penned romance. No, rly.
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Shakespeare is cool. i like moliere too. they aren't jerks
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
who gives a shit about moliere??? what the fuck are you on about swinburningforyou??
― deeznuts, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link
swinburne for short
― swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link
BAN SWIMMBUMMING4YOU
― W4LTER, Friday, 30 November 2007 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link