Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't likethe idea of a swear word in his song
(*previously "he's fucking everywhere")
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link
Your sister is your motherYour uncle is your brotherYou all fuck one anotherThe Norwich familyder der der der clap clap
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link
To Pass the Dutchie.
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link
"Dwight Yorke, wherever you may be,You are the king of pornography,And you stuck to fingers up at John Gregory,When you signed for the M-U-F-C"
Sadly the same tune is for a song about Park Ji Sung now which is not terribly flattering and involves dogs.
― Teh HoBB at work, Tuesday, 28 February 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link
(tune of Coming Round The Mountain)
"Could you go a chicken supper, Bobby Sands?Could you go a chicken supper, Bobby Sands?Could you go a chicken supper,You filthy fenian fucker,Could you go a chicken supper, Bobby Sands?"
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link
Followed by a, "You only knocked nine down" etc
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link
"One decent Lester, there's only one decent Lester."
And top marks to Spurs for this Guardian reader-baiting and highly topical effort:
"Sol, Sol, wherever you may beYou're on the verge of lunacyAnd we don't give a fcuk if you're hanging from a treeYou Judas cnute with HIV"
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tehrannosaurus HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link
HARK NOW HEARTHE CITY SINGUNITED RAAAN AWAYAND WE WILL FIGHTFOREVERMOREBECAUSE OF DERBY DAAAY!
'We are not, we're not really here....'comes from when we were down in Division 2, and none too proud.
What else? Oh yes the good old mocking of Mourinho:
'That Coats from Matalan, that coats from Matalan'
― Jimzilla, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link
"If they stop chanting but start rioting out of frustration, then you're worse off."
― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 14 May 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link
Section B WANK WANK WANK
In yer Maryhill slums, you rake through the bin for something to eat, ye find a deid rat and ye think its a treat, in yer Maryhill slums
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Sunday, 14 May 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm watching the play-off semi between Brystal Palace and Cristol City at the moment and I can hear a chant to the tune of Sloop John B (the bit which goes "I feel so broke up, I wanna go home"), but I can't make out the words. As far as I know, Man Utd started using this tune for chants about 5 years ago, and over the last few years it's spread to several clubs, but with different words every time.
First up United sang about City's new stadium: We paid for their home, We paid for their hoooooome, What a waste of council tax, We paid for their home
Then midway through the 04/05 season this one took off: He plays on the left, He plays on the riiiiiight, that boy Ronaldo, makes Beckham look shite
Then after Liverpool won the European Cup they started singing: We won it five times, we won it five tiiiiiimes, in Istanbul*, we won it five times *this doesn't seem to scan, so there might be another word or two which I've missed out
To which United responded by playing the Heysel card: We won it two times, we won it two tiiiiiimes, without killing anyone, we won it two times
Then, in the wake of the 06 World Cup, the Ronaldo song was changed so that it was England instead of Beckham (and some people sang 'winks' instead of 'plays').
Then earlier this season Arsenal started singing: Adebayor, Adebayooooooor, give him the ball, and he will score
To which Spurs responded with: Adebayor, Adebayooooooor, his Dad washes elephants and his Mum is a whore
Then just recently I've heard Chelsea singing (in response to Liverpool's jibes): We're going to Moscow, we're going to Moscoooooow, fuck your history, we're going to Moscow
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
one for the New England Revolution
Oh, Tay-lor Twellman has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! Now Ste-vie Ralston has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! Now Shir-ly Joseph has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! Now Ste-vie Nichol has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! Now Jayyy Heaps has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! And Maaatt Ries has a cold sore, From suck-ing off his mom!
― dan m, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"We've got Novak, we've got Novaa-ak."Our carpets are filthy, we've got Novak."Huddersfield Town supporters show their love for Lee Novak.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"When the City are playing frightful,"We've got our Dutchman so delightful,"And even though he's just on loan,"Evander Sno, Evander Sno, Evander Sno!"
Bristol City supporters to the tune of Let It Snow - about the on-loan Ajax midfield maestro.
Bollocks does that work.
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
"Who did you support before?"Leeds fans question the football fidelity of the MK Dons support.
Who *did* they support before?
Also "Where were you when you were shit?" to a packed Ewood Park watching Walker's millions winning them the league.
― this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"Boom boom boom, let me hear you say Bale, Ba-le!"
delicious
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Not least because Bale! Bale! Bale! was kinda rubbish
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Surprised there's no mention of the Gary Neville song, to the tune of Rebel Rebel (it really is the name of his father at the end, of course)Neville, Neville, you play in defence,Neville, Neville, your play is immense,Neville, Neville, like Jacko you’re bad,Neville Neville is the name of your dad
― ithappens, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Went to the 98 World Cup final, and on the way back on the train, we taught the defeated Brazilian fans in our carriage to sing "He's fat/ He's shit/ He's never fucking fit/ Ronaldo/ Ronaldo." Which is not that funny in and of itself, but was when sung by 200 Brazilians in yellow shirts.
― ithappens, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
neville nevilles a classic alright
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
UEFA Cup Final 2003, shuttle bus to the stadium from the centre of Seville was spent teaching some bemused Portugeezers (to the tune of "she'll be coming round the mountain")
"they'll be jumping out the windaes when we win, they'll be jumping out the windaes when we win, they'll be jumping out the windaes, jumping out the windaes, jumping out the windaes when we win"
"and we hope it's spikey railings when they land..."
"and we hope the paramedics are on strike..."
and various other verses of increasing unpleasantness
― ailsa, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, on the Sloop John B tip, last year at a Celtic v Rangers reserve game at Ibrox, when Rangers goalie Allan McGregor's tabloid-friendly lovelife was in full swing:
"The baby's not yours, the baby's not yours, Allan McGregor, the baby's not yours"
*pause*
"It's Paddy McCourt's, it's Paddy McCourt's, Allan McGregor, it's Paddy McCourt's"
― ailsa, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
(it's not Paddy McCourt's, AFAIK, btw)
two andy gorams ftw tho
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 May 2010 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link
catchy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tagn3lB3I&feature=player_embedded
― Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link
total shite
He's big, he's bad, he's Wesley Brown,He's the hardest man in all the town.With orange hair beware.Come and have a go if you dare...
― cis het boy (onimo), Friday, 24 January 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link
What you on about? That one was always great!
― Pre-Madonna (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 24 January 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link
NO ONE LIKES US, NO ONE LIKES USNO ONE LIKES US, WE DON'T CARE!
WE ARE MILLWALL, SUPER MILLWALLWE ARE MILWALL FROM THE DEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coUd-AaLkjQ
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 24 January 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link