i hate when people refer to a group of women as "ladies". particularly when i'm part of that group.
tho i guess that's not really a phrase ?
― pterodactyl, Saturday, 4 October 2008 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link
that's like a nutty zing wrapped in gentleman chocolate
― omar little, Saturday, 4 October 2008 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I still wonder wtf it was/is Donna did to have a boss gettin' out the japanese porn as part of the day's routine. Sex shop or something?
― Trayce, Saturday, 4 October 2008 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, there's a bit of mystery around that isn't there?
― Finefinemusic, Saturday, 4 October 2008 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Diarrhea of the mouth
gross, just gross
― ILX MOD (musically), Saturday, 4 October 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
― Aimless, Saturday, 4 October 2008 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link
"Does what it says on the tin", when some british dude thinks the subject line of his forum post is sufficient and that he doesn't have to put anything in the body. Obviously no one does this on ILX, but it's surprisingly common on other random forums (like those related to fixing computer problems). It sets my teeth on edge!
― Dan I., Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
"Don't pour your beer down the drain - that's alcohol abuse!""Oops, I spilled my beer - guess I've got a drinking problem."
Fuck you seriously.
― she is living in an auto tune (kingkongvsgodzilla), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I hate the Brit slang 'mentalist' and 'mentalism'. People always say it with one of those look-I'm-being-funny smirks on their faces too, which really makes you want to punch them.
― rjberry, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
"don't hate the player,hate the game"
can't stand this stupid shit
― CC Sugbanthia (carne asada), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Its basically "love the sinner, not the sin" dressed up for guidos.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
'it's all good'
― calstars, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
'no worries'
"wow. just...wow."
― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
wow. just...wow.
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link
"b-b-b-but" which seems to be really popular on ilx :(
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link
b-b-b-but
― joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
;_;
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
when an acquaintance leaves a note for you on facebook or email after not having been in contact for a long period of time, and ends with "hope all is well" or "hope you are well"
― noted schloar (dyao), Friday, 5 March 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah those well-wishers are such assholes
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 March 2010 06:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ehh it's always like "hey [I want/need you to do something]. hope you are well."
― noted schloar (dyao), Friday, 5 March 2010 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link
for zvookster:
B-b-but jungle is music!
― Tuomas, Monday, July 13, 2009 6:45 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
sorry, we dont allow "b-b-b"
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, July 13, 2009 6:46 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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― estela, Friday, 5 March 2010 06:44 (fourteen years ago) link
relol
― estela, Friday, 5 March 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahaaa
But ohhhh yeah yr right, dyao, that is different - annoying, insincere
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 March 2010 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i love roxy's duchess streak.
― estela, Friday, 5 March 2010 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tt7QEpC-L._SS400_.jpg
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 5 March 2010 07:03 (fourteen years ago) link
This Altern 8 guy was otm back in the 05
― Shut That Maldoror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 March 2010 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Just a couple of words...
"Yup" makes me think of every dork in high school I didn't want to hang out with. Same people who say "b-b-b-but..."
"Well..." pronounced "wool" subtracts two levels of social class straight away.
― Josefa, Friday, 5 March 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I was saying "yup" for a while as a replacement for "your welcome."
"Thank you.""Yup."
Realized for myself that it was a really annoying habit.
This, on the other hand: fuck off and don't come back to Baltimore.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 5 March 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty much any phrase involving the word fart, especially when used by my annoying coworker.
"i had a brain fart"
or
"we were just fiddle-fartin' around"
makes me cringe every time.
― andrew m., Friday, 5 March 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll stand w you on that, for some reason I really hate the word "fart" and people's willingness to use it for things totally un-gas-related.
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
'tickety boo'
― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Thursday, 18 March 2010 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link
people who overuse 'veritable' and 'veritably'
― 丫 power (dyao), Monday, 22 March 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link
People used to write "in future", nomany, marketing types usually, write...
"Going forward"
No, fuck off, of course its going forward you fool, which other way could it possibly be going?
― Phil Will, Monday, 22 March 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link
nomany = now many (Duh! how did that happen?)
― Phil Will, Monday, 22 March 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
forwards, not backwards, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling...!
― 丫 power (dyao), Monday, 22 March 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
― Josefa, Friday, March 5, 2010 11:08 AM (2 weeks ago)
fu
― harbl, Monday, 22 March 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think i pronounce it that way but still...what?
"I love FREEDOM" Doesn't being vague make you feel all proud?
― Evan, Monday, 22 March 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
ok i just realized i might actually say "wool" irl
― harbl, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
See also "What? I dont even" and "Can I just" and so on.
Not that I mind any of em, they just seem to have asploded like warts online lately.
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
"Thanks in advance for...." because every motherfucking time I see those words in an email, it usually always precedes something I absolutely either don't want to do, said I wouldn't have time to do, and often never agreed to do, and likely got ratfucked into doing.
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
also: "If you <insert activity> then the terrorists win". It's old and it wasn't all that funny to begin with.
"I just threw up in my mouth a little" - it's what 15 year olds say when they want to be funny but don't have the creativity to be....
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
the overuse of 'basically'
― 丫 power (dyao), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link
I do that when I lost my train of thought.....
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I did throw up in my mouth a little bit this morning. I busted into the mens' room and spit it out into the urinal, because the sink would be wrong, and some guy was just coming out of the stall.
I felt better afterward and ate some tangerines.
― Zachary Taylor, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
haha @ estela upthread. roxy is cool as fuck obv.
― harshbuzz to my chilt-on (zvookster), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link
"Threw up in my mouth a little bit" was on spongebob last night. I sure hope it doesn't catch on with my kid.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
same with "I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out", people should never ever say this again, yes I'm looking at you Davina McCall and Claudia Winkelman.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Both the mouth throwing up, and the wee making laughter lines *might* have me laugh the first time I heard them, but that was at least FIFTEEN YEARS AGO. Per Cattle Grind, you might want to up the ante and think of a new way to share these universal emotions...
― Bill A, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link