lol briber, blackmailer I meant obv.
― calzino, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
only heard little bits of the story on the radio, guessing this lad is not the sharpest knife in the drawer
― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
from what I can gather he went flying in with the fists on some cop and then tried to bribe them at the cop shop, lol good job he's white!
― calzino, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
Saw this on Facebook yesterday and I would be very happy if someone could explain what is going on here pic.twitter.com/oNrfWXxA9m— Tits McGee (@Scientits) August 31, 2020
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
The Bill Oddie thing was that early humour website called b3ta (was it?) and they had a clip of Madonna's Erotica with the words "Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your hands all over my body" instead of "Erotic, Erotic (same)". There was something to do with Alf Garnet and Independent Woman, as well but it's not coming back to me.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
Oh I remembered it as I hit submit. It was
Shoes on my feetAlf GarnetClothes I'm wearing Alf GarnetRock I'm rocking Alf Garnetetc.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
"early humour"
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
As opposed to the modern day's highly evolved online humour.
― brain (krakow), Monday, 31 August 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
Ogmios School of Zen Motoring is my favourite thing for a long time. Thanks for that link.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link
wish every driver was ogmios
― learned lasagna (||||||||), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:25 (three years ago) link
I find it very moving.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Monday, 31 August 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
I try to maintain a suitable state of zen while hoping for a new video.
― brain (krakow), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 11:34 (three years ago) link
Still laughing at 'Battle Of Britain Memorial Sausage'.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/131DF/production/_114330387_capture.jpg
A row broke out in an online public meeting when a councillor turned up wearing a large pair of sunglasses. Independent Stephen Aylen said he was sporting the distinctive eyewear to stop screen glare during Thursday's Southend Borough Council meeting.
Mayor John Lamb said although councillors logged on from home, wearing sunglasses was like drinking or smoking, and was disrespectful.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-54122362
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:35 (three years ago) link
There's new Ogmios!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo3tSswZV7Q
― brain (krakow), Saturday, 12 September 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link
Saving that for a bad day
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 12 September 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
There are so many quotable lines "lives to inhale the gas from a NOS balloon another day", "they think they're invincible just because they're from the future"
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
Ogmios is so great. I could watch that 24/7.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
My local Morrison’s is selling actual sacks of wet eggs. This is the most wretched and cursed item I have ever witnessed pic.twitter.com/bghKxOUxXu— Strumpet (Sexy Trumpet) (@TrumpetSexy) September 16, 2020
― scampo italiano (gyac), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
something doesn't add up, there's way more than 5 eggs in those bags
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link
They look like those white eggs you see in American movies from my phone
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link
xp thread suggests that they’re leftovers because they couldn’t split them up into the five packs before expiry, so they’re selling the sacks to get rid
― scampo italiano (gyac), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
Are you sure they aren't boiled eggs (as disgusting an idea that it is) , because they look too white.
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
Oh yes they are omg!
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link
They are boiled eggs yeah, normally packaged differently as part of a packed lunch. Tbh you could make a batch of egg mayo with them, maybe cater a small gathering oops
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
Lol why I did I think there would shelled eggs in a bag? I don't rule anything out these days! Christ imagine the smell when you open it.
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link
Relevanthttps://youtu.be/9pRxJXlePmY
― scampo italiano (gyac), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
I only fuck with freshly boiled balls of corruption. That shit is for degen pub landlords to put in their pickle jar and unfit for human consumption.
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link
I love an egg but sports science bros have put me off a bit
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
If you were to chop them up into a rice stir fry or a curry you probably couldn't tell the difference between them and fresh ones. But it would be the knowing that would make me feel queasy.
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link
Nah they'd be lovely, put hairs on your chest
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link
12 egg heart attack might finish you tho
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link
Either that or a constipated/egg bound stroke the next day whilst straining on the lavatory!
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link
You eat that whole bag you're not passing solids for a week, pro tip for if music festivals ever come back
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link
Lool!
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
Those egg bags are being described as Real England here and elsewhere but they are pretty much the most NYC corner store things I’ve ever seen. The only difference is in New York they’d have them at the till for impulse purchase, not on a shelf.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:25 (three years ago) link
in a large glass jar.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
Do you have to buy the whole jar or can you just get one scooped out and plonked in a packet of crisps?
― kinder, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
To be fair, and this might be a false memory, it’s so log ago, but I do remember hearing someone order “two chip butties, a pickled egg and a can of Fanta” in a chip shop at the bottom of greystones road once.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
my local chippy has a jar of pickled eggs, but they are just for show!
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link
such peacocks!
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
pretentious bastards!
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
tbh the proprietor is a former British army master chef who used to be Prince Andrew's personal cook, but he doesn't like to talk about it as much as when he opened the shop now. He does special meal deals for kids called "Alfies" which makes me lol for god knows what reason, but when you hear someone calling the order: "and two Alfies as well please Paul" in a broad Yorkshire accent it makes me giddy and want to lol!
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
Not one mention of the eggs looking like they are on a normal shelf and not in a fridge
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 17 September 2020 06:44 (three years ago) link
I assumed it was a refrigerated shelf, wtf!
― calzino, Thursday, 17 September 2020 07:51 (three years ago) link
It's a hard pass from me. pic.twitter.com/tNU1xDFop7— Sir Edward (@sir_dward) September 17, 2020
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 18 September 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link
Lol well played
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 September 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link
I think it is good ugly-shaming Brendan because it forces him as a bullshit-persona rugged-individualist libertarian into an awkward corner where he doesn't know to respond without his whole universe unwinding. But there is too much of it going about on social media right now imo. Loads of good and terrible people aren't classically handsome or might be struggling with their weight, or have a bent broken big nose or receding hairlines (it me!). Indiscriminate appearance shaming from lefty twitter seems to be on the rise and i don't think it is healthy imo.
― calzino, Friday, 18 September 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
I'm mainly sensitive to this because I used to get stopped for police line-ups that consisted of 30+ year old blokes when I was 19!
― calzino, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link
My husband has just walked the 226-mile Thames Path from source to mouth. And what’s at the end? This. pic.twitter.com/iwaspNTXEz— isolatie katie (@pipterino) September 20, 2020
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 20 September 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link