huh huh, you said peepee
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
how about on a cruise ship?
I had to do that this weekend (or else wait 3 days) and found due to the faulty vaccuum flushing that bits of the....material were still lodged in the toilet. took about 12 flushes to fix
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Starboard ho, DUH!
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link
haha!
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 12:02 (sixteen years ago) link
captain's log
― StanM, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 12:23 (sixteen years ago) link
make a sailor flush
― ken c, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 12:27 (sixteen years ago) link
port'a'loo
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 13:34 (sixteen years ago) link
yadda yadda poopdeck, something about starfish, tenous davey jones' shitter reference.
― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 13:48 (sixteen years ago) link
cul breach
― ken c, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 13:56 (sixteen years ago) link
make sure you only lay floaters
― ken c, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Coem on, guys. Everybody poops.
I'm wipe-shy, though. Big time. Can't do it if another human being is sitting a mere three feet from where I'm about to stick paper up my butt.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Correct Procedures:
1. Check whether cutty is squirming in his chair, has his legs crossed, or displays other signs of an impending trip to the restroom. 2. If not, return to cube. Wait 5 minutes and go to step 1. 3. Grunt like you've got a Coke bottle in yr colon. 4. Fart loudly enough for the vibrations to be felt in the restroom of the other gender. 5. Emit copious quantities of noxious gases. This step and steps 3 and 4 may be combined into a single step, if needed. 6. Deliver product. 7. Allow product to ripen for 5-10 minutes. No "courtesy flushes", please! 8. Wipe, flush, wash, and exit. 9. Stride quickly back to cube w/o swinging arms. 10. If cutty isn't in the restroom, thump him heartily on the back and call him a "bro".
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
memories.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 05:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I used smooth rocks when I lived in Wyoming. Best wipes ever.
Either JW was a mountain man or he had the coolest collection of brown rocks out his back door.
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link
a recent correspondence:
4:42pm I just went into the bathroom behind this lady and we each went into a stall...right away she started farting and going "ahh" and it was ME that was embarrassed...i couldn't pee for like 2 mintues after that and snuck out as quick as I could.
5:02pm hahahah i was going to mention that to you, actually. that always happens where i'll be at the urinal and some guy who i've exchanged polite smiles with in the hall will go into a stall and just start BLASTIN! like.. i know there's a 1 inch thick half-door between us but guess what i CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU DIRTBAG. wait 2 seconds and you can have the place to yourself to indulge all your various farting delights.
5:03pm also: "ahhs"? really?? god
― negotiable, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 09:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I refuse to even take a leak in the bathrooms at work if I see one stall door closed. For whatever reason, maybe the people all have the same bad diet, maybe they don't courtesy flush or what...but I always smell a shit cloud even as far away as the urinals are and sometimes its made me close to vomit in the urinal. Holding ones nose while peeing isn't as easy as it sounds either.
― III IV V (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Sunday, 21 June 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
ppl texting on the shitter: this is rong
― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
its not like the scent bonds to the text message
― III IV V (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
>(more pooping tips below!)
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Conversation I just had with my friend Kevin:me: Kevin, do you poop at work? kevin: Heck yeah I do. Pooping at work is fantastic. me: Why? kevin: Because it takes up time I'd otherwise have to spend working. Make an event out of it and don't do it at home so I can save up my morning shit. I even print out some reading material and take it in there with me. It's awesome.He did admit to waiting until he's the only one in the bathroom until leaving. So I guess he's kind of an out of the closet pooper. In any event, he's my hero.― ENBB, Sunday, November 25, 2007 10:24 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
me: Kevin, do you poop at work? kevin: Heck yeah I do. Pooping at work is fantastic. me: Why? kevin: Because it takes up time I'd otherwise have to spend working. Make an event out of it and don't do it at home so I can save up my morning shit. I even print out some reading material and take it in there with me. It's awesome.
He did admit to waiting until he's the only one in the bathroom until leaving. So I guess he's kind of an out of the closet pooper. In any event, he's my hero.
― ENBB, Sunday, November 25, 2007 10:24 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
This is till one of my favorite conversations he and I have ever had.
Also, people have hangups my God!
― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU DIRTBAG. wait 2 seconds and you can have the place to yourself to indulge all your various farting delights.
wtf! like it is other people's responsibilities to back up their gastrointestinal systems in order to spare you hearing it? it's a public bathroom for christ's sake!
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 22 June 2009 08:00 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread makes me feel like Tuomas
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 22 June 2009 08:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Use ear- and nosebuds, listen- and smellbag.
― StanM, Monday, 22 June 2009 08:57 (fourteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Monday, June 22, 2009 3:00 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
srsly!
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 22 June 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link
what's wrong with texting while you poop?
― harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link
You'll be wiping your 455 with that hand, ew!
― StanM, Monday, 22 June 2009 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link
shext
― Where is Stephen Gobie? (Dandy Don Weiner), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
shext ha. well, my reaction is that shitting at work is ok if you hafta, as taking care of one's necessities is just life and if youre sanitary its all good. but i guess shexting is my hangup then, i dont wanna borrow anyones shexting device
its good, resume shposting
― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
when Cherry phones become Chocolate
― III IV V (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Ok, dude at work just brought an open laptop and headphones into the stall, and then effortlessly dispensed tax advice to his gf/wife over the phone while typing on his computer and ripping an endless series of bowel explosions! Inscribe this guy's lifestory on a titanium disc and send it out into space in the hopes of communicating with extraterrestrials - this guy is the first legend of the 21st century IMHO.
― Z S, Thursday, 24 September 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
this is what america is about!
― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 24 September 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
did you wait around to shake his hand as soon as he emerged from the stall of champions?
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 24 September 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I couldn't even blurb out an "I'm honored to poop next to you sir", I was in such awe. I'll be keeping a close eye in the future, though, no doubt about it. If I was in a position to promote him, I would, even over (no - ESPECIALLY over ) a more qualified candidate.
― Z S, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I bet his efficiency at his job is a significant percentage higher than people who don't type and use the phone whilst shitting. Next time you need a problem solved I'd take it straight to him.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I've got a grunter in the stall next to me.
― Bryan, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://begonias.typepad.com/srubio/images/triumph.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Monday, June 22, 2009 8:01 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i am kind of in agreement with this
― thomp, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
although i suppose really the entire thought is "this thread makes me feel like the tuomas of taking a shit"
― thomp, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
― harbl, Monday, June 22, 2009 7:52 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
we are all tuomas
― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
One thing I hate is that being tall, and being a "standing wiper", my head comes over the door. so some schlub walks into the bathroom, he can like...see my face. that's all they can see but there is something unsettling about being seen at all while you are wiping your ass.
― Ballistic, Saturday, 27 February 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
You should look into other methods of wiping. I believe there's even a thread dealing with it here somewhere.
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Saturday, 27 February 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not changing my wipe style simply because the person that built the stall door had midgets in mind
― Ballistic, Saturday, 27 February 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Turn around so they can only see the back of your head.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Saturday, 27 February 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
or I could put my feet on the right wall then hold myself up with one hand on the left wall so that I'm horizontal and wipe that way
― Ballistic, Saturday, 27 February 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
The bad thing about pooping at my work is that the light is activated by a motion sensor near the door, so if you're sat on the bog for more than five minutes or so and no-one else is around, the light goes off and you're suddenly plunged into darkness. It's kind of a relief when someone comes in and activates the light again, but then you're hit with this dreadful flush of shame that you've been sat there furtively dumping in the dark like some sort of poop criminal.
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Saturday, 27 February 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://passitonsv.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/smooth-criminal.jpg
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Saturday, 27 February 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link
ahahahhahahahaha
― Ballistic, Saturday, 27 February 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
wait standing wiper what
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I prefer the jump and wipe.
― Jeff, Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
its like some sort of poop olympics in here
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link