Sarah Silverman: Funny or not? Hot or not?

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Bah! I like Sarah Silverman, yeah, but Lenny Bruce is still funny. Not all of his material ages well -- but what does is still great.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kenan Hebert sucks.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

::slurp slurp::

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I think Lenny Bruce dates extraordinarilty badly. A routine about Hitler being inducted by a talent agency was riotous and egdy as hell in 1957, I'm sure, but who needs that when you've got Mel Brooks? I admire Lenny Bruce, but he doesn't make me laugh.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is Mitch Hedberg the guy who does kinda the Steven Wright thing... just a bunch of one-liners?

"Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. You can say, 'Bob, you're an alcololic!' You never hear anybody say, 'Bob, you've got lupus!'"

Is that the guy? Cause he's freakin' brilliant.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, basically. You never really see his eyes, either.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the young guy who plays the new-agey piano. he's short, wears New Balance, does the late-night talk show circuit.

― Aaron A., Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sarah Silverman: Funny. Hot. Crushed on by me.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

You crush on everyone.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

everyone except YOU

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, you already admitted it, bub, no one made you.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

well, i'm over it. deal with it. (and you're right, no one made me, but $20 gifts work wonders)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Whateverrrrrrr (*making W hand gesture*)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

dammit

― whoops, I mean Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (again) (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

sorry, didn't mean to expose you in front of everyone

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sadly, I do enough of that on my own.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

okay, now I REALLY don't have a crush on you.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

You shouldn't. I'm quite horrible, really.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

So I've heard.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I should live under a bridge! And eat goats!

I don't think I'd like that though, really.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...

Sarah Silverman: very hot, sometimes very funny also ... HOWEVER, I agree her dating Kimmel is a big strike against her. Kimmel is a talentless piece of sh*t and he should've stuck with the Man Show.

― Jeff D., Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

I'm all for hot smart girls dating dorky shlubs with serious manhandlage. There are few things I support so strongly.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

She reminds me of the hot older sister of the friend of the bar mitzvah boy who is bored to tears and wants to go smoke out back or better. She probably would have a name like Shoshanna or something though.

this is the second greatest thing ever said on ILX

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

Hot, but not funny at all. The "oh look at me I made a Holocaust joke!" thing isn't as edgy as she wants it to be.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago) link

I take that back, she was funny in Heartbreakers - "He's not really into assplay."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link

Funny. Her joke about her pink immaculate asshole and never having shit is hilarious. And she's foxy. I saw her on Celebrity Poker and she's pretty good for a comedian.

― Star Hustler, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago) link

this is the second greatest thing ever said on ILX

What's the greatest?

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

BLURILLAZ

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yeah...

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago) link

I'm bored. Some highlights from a Sarah Silverman mp3 I got off Kazaa (judge for yourself):

"I had a tough year, I actually sued my manager for sexual harrassment this year. And I don't know if any of you know anything about show business, but it's something that... it takes a lot of guts to do, you know. Especially because he didn't do anything. He's 'innocent', whatever that means."

"I was raped by a doctor, which is... so bittersweet for a Jewish girl."

"I didn't lose my virginity til I was 26. It's true. Well 19 vaginally. But 26 what I like to call the 'real way'."

"I'm going out with a guy who's half black, who is totally gonna break my heart. Who... that's such a bad attitude! I'm such a pessimist. He's half white."

― Aaron A., Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:38 (twenty years ago) link

Are you on AIM and can you send these to me so I can listen?

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:39 (twenty years ago) link

I like her!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 January 2004 07:42 (twenty years ago) link

She totally looks like Melissa Rivers, btw.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

Well that's a right cold shower.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

It is true, though.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

a Melissa Rivers who looks like she could actually hold a conversation, perhaps.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

How does someone "look like they can hold a conversation"? Define conversation anyway, SS is like the definition of obnoxious. I mean not that Jimmy Fallon isn't but at least I never pretended I could hold a conversation with him.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

I'm actually really curious, if you know nothing about these two women besides what they look like, how on earth does Sarah Silverman "look like she can hold a conversation" and Melissa Rivers doesn't? They're like clones for christ's sake!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

So hot. And I'm not even into Jewish girls, usually.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

I mean not that Jimmy Fallon isn't but at least I never pretended I could hold a conversation with him.

It's not like you posted a thread question to him!

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

I've seen both interviewed on TV, so perhaps I'm not really able to say they "look" a certain way or not. Big vacant smiles vs. smirking, really.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

It wasn't a difficult question, bnw.

haha Anthony, I've seen plenty of people who smirk/scowl all goddamn day who cannot even manage a basic conversation their lack of social skills is so bad. You potentially lose either way. Britney Spears has a big vacant smile but I'd rather have a conversation with her than with Silverman based on tv interviews/specials I've seen with both.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

If I got stuck having to hold a conversation with either of those women I'm pretty sure I'd snap within a few minutes. MORE DRINKS OVER HERE PLZ

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

I wouldn't worry too much, it's not like any of these women would give any ILXor the time of day so there's no worry of boredom-based alcohol poisoning!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

I kinda regretted the smile vs. smirk thing as soon as I wrote it. It's really more based on the interviews that made me have any preference between the two. But honestly the thing I like most about Sarah Silverman is that she'd admit to dating Jimmy Kimmel. I think that's rad.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

I think I would have to sock Jimmy Fallon for his constant mugging.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

I wish rapid aging on the sonuvabitch.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

I would pay $10,000 to see a bnw/Jimmy Fallon fist fight.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

He is like a 40 year old still using makeoutclub.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

Fallon should wake up tomorrow with Mick Jagger's face. Let's see if he gets away with cracking up out of character then.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

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