"hockey mask"?
"it was a sport before it was outlawed in 2024"
OH BOY NO MORE HOCKEY SOON
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:06 (two years ago) link
all this crazy shit happened and yet gender relations have not progressed at all since the late '90s, i love it
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link
rewatched Part II. liked it better - it has long dull spots but they play with pacing better, and Jason actually being a child-like hillbilly wearing JC Penney's finest Paul Bunyan attire actually works pretty well.
guessing they thought it felt too much like Leatherface and then Incredible Hulk shows up in later films
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 03:22 (two years ago) link
beginning of 3 starts with news reporter talking about the most heinous crime in local history...you mean besides the other three incidents?
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 03:48 (two years ago) link
lol I love figuring out which scenes were obviously shot with 3-D in mind in the third one.
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 04:00 (two years ago) link
baseball bat... juggling... eye-popping out of a guy's skull
they never really did 3d better
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 08:55 (two years ago) link
I believe I've referred to it in the past as Handles!: The 3-D Experience.
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link
Like there's a point in Muppetvison 3-D where Fozzie whacks a paddleball at the camera as a gag re: the super obvious 3-D tricks they intend to avoid. F13 III is that gag repeated for 90 minutes. Gloriously stupid.
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link
The eyeball squeezed from the socket really is the high point of the series.
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link
David? David? David? David? David? pic.twitter.com/O21MNNdRwn— Jay Bauman (@JayBauman1) October 16, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:29 (eight months ago) link
Think I'm going to go see Part VI tonight
― jmm, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:33 (eight months ago) link
Love Part VI. Perhaps the least boring/most (intentionally) funny of the bunch.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:43 (eight months ago) link
Cool. I've only ever seen the first one, but I'm going to assume that these do not need to be watched in order.
― jmm, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:58 (eight months ago) link
Heh, these movies do not need to be watched, period. But VI, as I saw someone put it, is at least a real movie.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 17:01 (eight months ago) link
vi: jason livesvii: the new bloodiitie: jason takes manhattan / jason x (basically the same movie, boat vs. space)iv: the final chapterv: a new beginningiiiijason goes to hellrebootweird that they all changed lol― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, April 23, 2019 3:28 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
weird that they all changed lol
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, April 23, 2019 3:28 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
it is time to revise my rankings:
7: the new blood26: jason livesxtakes manhattan1435reboot
not ranked at all, just floating in off in its own deranged universe: jason goes to hell
― ivy., Friday, 13 October 2023 17:15 (eight months ago) link
Is that worst-to-best or best-to-worst? I honestly can't tell, lol.
I do know the meta opening of reboot was pretty clever, as was the meta opening of "My Bloody Valentine" reboot.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 17:18 (eight months ago) link
Jason Goes to Hell is the rare horror movie I turned off back when I was a dumb teen, and again when I was an even dumber adult trying to give it a second chance
― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Friday, 13 October 2023 17:20 (eight months ago) link
Fun fact: that is the only one I've ever seen in theaters. It was pretty shitty.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 17:23 (eight months ago) link
it's best to worst, obv!!!! i do need to rewatch the reboot, it's been a few years, i do remember the first twenty minutes completely ruling xxp
― ivy., Friday, 13 October 2023 17:24 (eight months ago) link
i love them all like they are my children though, even 5 which has the home for mentally-troubled teenagers (located just a few miles from the two most annoying hillbilly caricatures ever), one of the most fucked up landscapes in the whole series and in any slasher movie
― ivy., Friday, 13 October 2023 17:27 (eight months ago) link
lol, VI was so much fun. Great crowd at this screening. The deputy's "Megan..." "MEGAN!" got the best laughs.
― jmm, Saturday, 14 October 2023 03:32 (seven months ago) link
5's kinda my favorite for how sleazy and gross it is. It's of a piece with Danny Steinmann's other works, The Unseen and Savage Streets, for sure. Some kind of minor auteur of unpleasantness and tonal whiplash.
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Saturday, 14 October 2023 03:32 (seven months ago) link
Rata-tata-tata-tata-touie!
― peace, man, Saturday, 14 October 2023 14:57 (seven months ago) link
This whole scene is so funny. Like a parody of a clever escape scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evg2Xl-tlo4
― jmm, Saturday, 14 October 2023 15:06 (seven months ago) link
In a movie world populated mostly with morons, it doesn't take much to be the smart one.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 October 2023 15:19 (seven months ago) link
*half the county has been brutally murdered*
Sheriff: I can't believe Tommy Jarvis would do this.
― jmm, Saturday, 14 October 2023 15:26 (seven months ago) link