lol I love figuring out which scenes were obviously shot with 3-D in mind in the third one.
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 04:00 (two years ago) link
baseball bat... juggling... eye-popping out of a guy's skull
they never really did 3d better
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 08:55 (two years ago) link
I believe I've referred to it in the past as Handles!: The 3-D Experience.
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link
Like there's a point in Muppetvison 3-D where Fozzie whacks a paddleball at the camera as a gag re: the super obvious 3-D tricks they intend to avoid. F13 III is that gag repeated for 90 minutes. Gloriously stupid.
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link
The eyeball squeezed from the socket really is the high point of the series.
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link
David? David? David? David? David? pic.twitter.com/O21MNNdRwn— Jay Bauman (@JayBauman1) October 16, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:29 (eight months ago) link
Think I'm going to go see Part VI tonight
― jmm, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:33 (eight months ago) link
Love Part VI. Perhaps the least boring/most (intentionally) funny of the bunch.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:43 (eight months ago) link
Cool. I've only ever seen the first one, but I'm going to assume that these do not need to be watched in order.
― jmm, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:58 (eight months ago) link
Heh, these movies do not need to be watched, period. But VI, as I saw someone put it, is at least a real movie.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 17:01 (eight months ago) link
vi: jason livesvii: the new bloodiitie: jason takes manhattan / jason x (basically the same movie, boat vs. space)iv: the final chapterv: a new beginningiiiijason goes to hellrebootweird that they all changed lol― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, April 23, 2019 3:28 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
weird that they all changed lol
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, April 23, 2019 3:28 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
it is time to revise my rankings:
7: the new blood26: jason livesxtakes manhattan1435reboot
not ranked at all, just floating in off in its own deranged universe: jason goes to hell
― ivy., Friday, 13 October 2023 17:15 (eight months ago) link
Is that worst-to-best or best-to-worst? I honestly can't tell, lol.
I do know the meta opening of reboot was pretty clever, as was the meta opening of "My Bloody Valentine" reboot.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 17:18 (eight months ago) link
Jason Goes to Hell is the rare horror movie I turned off back when I was a dumb teen, and again when I was an even dumber adult trying to give it a second chance
― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Friday, 13 October 2023 17:20 (eight months ago) link
Fun fact: that is the only one I've ever seen in theaters. It was pretty shitty.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 October 2023 17:23 (eight months ago) link
it's best to worst, obv!!!! i do need to rewatch the reboot, it's been a few years, i do remember the first twenty minutes completely ruling xxp
― ivy., Friday, 13 October 2023 17:24 (eight months ago) link
i love them all like they are my children though, even 5 which has the home for mentally-troubled teenagers (located just a few miles from the two most annoying hillbilly caricatures ever), one of the most fucked up landscapes in the whole series and in any slasher movie
― ivy., Friday, 13 October 2023 17:27 (eight months ago) link
lol, VI was so much fun. Great crowd at this screening. The deputy's "Megan..." "MEGAN!" got the best laughs.
― jmm, Saturday, 14 October 2023 03:32 (seven months ago) link
5's kinda my favorite for how sleazy and gross it is. It's of a piece with Danny Steinmann's other works, The Unseen and Savage Streets, for sure. Some kind of minor auteur of unpleasantness and tonal whiplash.
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Saturday, 14 October 2023 03:32 (seven months ago) link
Rata-tata-tata-tata-touie!
― peace, man, Saturday, 14 October 2023 14:57 (seven months ago) link
This whole scene is so funny. Like a parody of a clever escape scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evg2Xl-tlo4
― jmm, Saturday, 14 October 2023 15:06 (seven months ago) link
In a movie world populated mostly with morons, it doesn't take much to be the smart one.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 October 2023 15:19 (seven months ago) link
*half the county has been brutally murdered*
Sheriff: I can't believe Tommy Jarvis would do this.
― jmm, Saturday, 14 October 2023 15:26 (seven months ago) link