The simple joy of stupid spam names

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Perhaps my last contribution to this thread, as I did suggest I would stop once we'd got out of the habit of bunkerbusting suburban restaurants and shelling journalists, and I *think* that bit's over, so:

Tynio Kromer and Veteto Panis

...with some diet thing or other.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 10 April 2003 08:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not ludicrous names, but when expecting an email from my cousin Pam yesterday, I got a porn spam from a Pam (no more than that), then again yesterday I got one from someone with a forename identical to an old friend, and a surname with just one added, silent letter - also porn. And just now, another porn one from 'Anna', sadly not our Ms F. These people are at least making me look at the email.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 10 April 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Woodrow Baez

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

That Catherine Redmond is pretty good at thinly veiled insults!

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I got spam saying just "Let's be friends" from the improbably named tracer hand today!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Spam "sender" connections:

Mary
Garth

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

in the last few days I've started to get these kind of weird composite names:
Tbaltimora Vbaltimore
Lattestant Rattestations
Uantispastic Qantisplasher

― Poppy (poppy), Monday, 14 April 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

STRICTLY AND CONFIDENTIAL,

I am MR PUFFIN DANIEL the director in charge of
auditing and account section UNION TOGOLAISE DE
BANQUE,LOME-TOGO.With due respect and regard,I have
decided to contact you on a business transaction that
will be very beneficial to both of us at the end....

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hi there sweetie!!
I hope you still remember me I know its been a while since we chatted last!

Those couple nights we cybered had me soooo wet!

I have never beeb dripping down my legs like fom just some hot chat!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Edwardo Person

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just got one from Alex (don't know where this Alex is based, which is odd, as they usually say) with the subject line "My name is Gabriella", which is an odd combination.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Diana D. Perry" d.dp3rry@b3lls0uth.n3t

Subject :
Become an addict!

Gainpro will take your sex life to new levels... Guaranteed!
Your penis will grow up to 3 inches
Your erections will be rock hard
Your sex drive will be supercharged
Your orgasms will be more intense
Your partner will be astounded

Is there anything you'd like to say to us, Dang?

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 24 April 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who knows more about such things than D Perry?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 25 April 2003 10:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

this guy does: yr host for the evening, it's Bartillerymen Partily

An interim winner surely?

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think it's between Tbaltimora Vbaltimore and yr man Partily.

Let's write back to them and see what they think.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Qaphthitalite Aaphthoid!!

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's a bit too Douglas Adams, Mark. Anyway, I went to school with Qaph's sister, Zviviqossaliss.

I'm afraid I delete all the INVALID_ADDRESS@SYNTAX_ERROR mails from Yahoo now without even checking the 'real' names. I wish I could get back that early rush of joy but it's gone. Like a cheap watch. (?)

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 08:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am beating a dead horse w. too big a spoon :(

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 10:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I once registered for a website under the name "Raekwon The Chef" so I often get emails with the subject heading: "Mr. Chef, have you considered our $100,000 life insurance policy?" or "Oh Raekwon! Click here and jizz on my tits!"

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 8 May 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lupe I. Stover would like very much for me to get larger balls (!?) and penís, more pleasure, more satisfaction

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Some new winners that my coworker Tom got regarding Russian mail-order brides:

Cowett Curcuru
Skinnen Krawchuk
Akiereisen Shilo
Swanton Langen

Though that last one could be the name of one of those pretenders being talked about.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kevin Shields

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 19 May 2003 01:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

what was he selling? old rope?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 19 May 2003 01:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's a hardened warrior roaming Starcraft and Diablo
who goes by Captain Poopypants. Never fails to crack me up.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 19 May 2003 02:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

i got spam from 'duane'!

― minna (minna), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Today I got a spam message (advertising growth hormone) with the subject "Joshua is so sugary that I am transforming the belly dance."

Doubtless this is an attempt to bypass statistical filtering methods. See also "desitkami cieantque wai zerkratzenden," and "planter juntorio pitch into" from Chase Collazo.

― Paul Eater (eater), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's worth a full REVIVE just for that, Paul.

New sub-thread: ridiculous subject headings.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 07:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

this one makes me smile, at least: HIT PEOPLE WITH YOUR DICK
(*sorry*)

― joan vich (joan vich), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Today:

"tallassassee bacsspace"

"fmode PEPTIC" from Emile Toadvine

"dieghterr marthroitte"

"bruikbare Error-End Einlasses"

"SEVEN SIMONS viskiyhti coquiller"

"raelway emisaivity"

And, from our very own Lara Byrne, "monkilove".

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

And, from our very own Lara Byrne, "monkilove".

Darling, that one isn't for sharing.

???

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 5 June 2003 19:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

We'll talk about it later.

Today:

"thag'll ape a nice girl!"

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Mark, seek of spam?"

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 June 2003 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

Brain Dougherty
Shaughnessy Herron
Kawfully Zawfulness

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 9 June 2003 08:39 (twenty years ago) link

Jacques Couture, Fashionista.
Fletcher Vinson, Pet Detective.
Keri Ferreira, Publicist.
Vappercipient Fapperson, Deacon, Archdiocese of Baltimore.
Aubrey Teed, Belle and Sebastian fan.

― daria g, Monday, 9 June 2003 12:52 (twenty years ago) link

SHOCKINGNEWS@GUARENTEEDLOVE.COM

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:55 (twenty years ago) link

It's like a daily quiz show with the wacky e-mail names over here: Grad student or spammer?

― daria g, Monday, 9 June 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

A Uukkivi

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

jenny89@yourgoo.com

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

"octoser phimble"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:20 (twenty years ago) link

Re: this will make it grow arithmetic

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

Re: make your knob fat for her circlet

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

Israel McDonald

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 23 June 2003 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, this game isn't boring for me yet.

Sheelah Wheeler
Dee Lee
Corenda Jeckyll
Hayley Unixsupport
Yolanthe Evers
Grissel Paguirigan
Anstice Rudge
Fania Katrice
Hesther Own
Lanny Quinton
Zelma Cyb
Nita Fosh
Gabbey Von
Leyva Pilling
Kellia L. Greatrix
cat_princess_of_the_stars@hotmail.com
and Curly Dragon, re: esingapore frottant Kardinalskollegien

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

Hung Viscia

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

"Hi voluptuous Andrew!"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 08:45 (twenty years ago) link

This morning I had 'Jeanie Slaughter'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 08:50 (twenty years ago) link

Donald Maldonado

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:29 (twenty years ago) link

From: ""
To:
Subject: Dimensional Warp
Greetings,
We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.
1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available
2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system
3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.
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from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment
from readily available parts.
If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.
Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
only be bounced back to you.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:52 (twenty years ago) link

"we want c*ck $FIRSTNAME"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

Dura Verhoeve
Yuzhou Lorello
Toyong Nagelhout
Pingbo Bakevicius

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:16 (twenty years ago) link

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