guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

how do i meet beautiful and refined older lady?

"cougar" is kind of a fucking gross & dumb term

unlike, say, "chickenhawk".

my friend's brother lives in a condo complex in columbus where he's the youngest guy there by about 10 years (he's 27 or 28) and he loves it for the "cougar factor". and it seems they loved him too. so it works out for everyone.

columbus cougar condo complex

hey i'm not saying anything against attractive women over 36

xp heckuva job there

LOL @ mommy issues

hey i'm not saying anything against attractive women over 36

same. i'm old.

And I can't say I totally dig the whole 'women who want sex after 30 are on the prowl catty fiends" or "they has sex=shockah!"

-- Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:07 (11 hours ago) Link

Uh, there's a difference between 'women who want sex after 30' and 'women who dress provocatively, loudly mention things about not being interested in a relationship after their divorce years ago, and make unflinching, scary eye contact with any male in the 20s at the bar'. Some women are less obvious, but sometimes stereotypes come true, and scare the living hell out of me.

^^ not a word true

has there been a CSI episode about cougars yet?

cougars be dressin and provokin

'in their 20s' I meant

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And how is that not true? There are women who ARE on the prowl catty fiends', but they are a small subset of women over 30 wanting sex!

yeah, old bitches should not be allowed to make eye contact!

http://www.musclecarclub.com/musclecars/mercury-cougar/images/mercury-cougar-1a.jpg

A friend of mine was an extra in some movie called "The Cougar Club" and was on set watching carrie fisher do a doggie style scene

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW?

marg helgenberger is in every episode of csi, tom

i would have sex with all this golden girls

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Right, or drink a single martini and then try to grab the groin of men they happen to be sitting near after doing all the things I mentioned above.

I think that it's cool if someone chooses to live out this stereotype, but are you ladies seriously trying to claim that it's normal behavior and not deserving some parody?

yeah, old bitches should not be allowed to make eye contact!

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:36 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

old men who do are frequently/appropriately regarded as creeps

i gotta say that flirting w/ older women is tons of fun. but flirting with any kind of women is tons of fun, so wtf, why the panic

Do these women go HGROWOWLLR like a cougar?

no they scratch your back with their claws since they haven't had sex since the divorce

mh i think what you are describing is not 'post-30s woman on prowl' but 'mental illness'

as if 30 is old wtf

woops

(my post aside i'm not really sure what mh is on about)

http://www.xenafan.com/movies/ghostbusters/dana.jpg

old men who do are frequently/appropriately regarded as creeps

-- deej, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I cry for all old men everywhere for this inequal travesty

no cunty for old men

Right, or drink a single martini and then try to grab the groin of men they happen to be sitting near after doing all the things I mentioned above

sorry but i can't believe that this is really a reoccuring problem you poor guys have to put up with on a daily basis

old men who do are frequently/appropriately regarded as creeps

-- deej, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I cry for all old men everywhere for this inequal travesty

-- Will M., Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no one was crying. i said 'appropriately'
i just think its funny that people are getting captain save-a-cougar

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that is kind of the point, that it is completely atypical behavior and hence so interesting

this isn't, like, oppression of older women, more a mild ribbing by folks acknowledging they also mostly like the attention

but again not speaking for mh

i like cougar pussy why because its intertsing

you can speak for me on that, that was on point

mh are you on some kind of unreliable narrator thing? a woman in a bar grabbed my shit oh noeeessss!!!

BRAGGIN 2007

haha at least it makes for a good story. nobody cares about the 943543th time i got my ass groped on the subway.

GUYS seriously, dudes have lusted after widows and divorcees since time immemorial, but most of the time it's been because men have felt free to treat them as whores and ruined women.

http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/drudge+siren.gifTHE INTERNET: maybe a little sexist.http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/drudge+siren.gif

also elmo otm.

No, that happened to my friend who talked to a lady in that circumstance. I've seen the same thing happen a few times, although in this case:

1. I sit down at bar.
2. Woman (LATER OUTED AS COUGAR) sits down a few seats down and repeatedly tries to make this weird flirty eye contact. I stare at beer. I observe her flirting agressively with targets in her "demo"
3. I leave bar, and later find out she pulled that move on a friend who did sit next to her and talk, although she was more interested in mentioning that she had a place, giving her contact info, etc. (groping)

And yeah, I'm not really up on random creepy women grabbing my junk! I might be missing out on a world of awesome.

http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/ashdemifug1.jpg

i wouldn't mind being compared to a cougar. they are voracious and ferocious

i just wanted an excuse to say "travesty"

no one ever compares me to a jungle cat ;_;

elmo otm, I have no idea if it's empowering in some way for women to flip that situation around and act like being divorced or older gives them motivation to live by a cougar set of rules, but more power to them if so.

i'd rather be a giraffe than a cougar

yes well it seems like this individual was irritating & problematic in ways that are a bit apart from the "cougar" issue we are carefully and respectfully discussing

xp man what

mh is rubbing the wrong way because instead of cougar sounding like an lol joek its sounding like an actual definitive designation