Well he looked down at my bunting chain (uh-huh)He said "I'll give you one dollar"I said "You got to be joking man... it's not even worth that"
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Monday, 8 May 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link
Rained all weekend here in Montana and I think it's gonna keep going for most of the week. It's not particularly heavy rain, though; kinda misty and gentle. What's most interesting to me is that the mountains which surround me completely vanish in the clouds, which makes me realize just how much higher up I am than I was when I lived in NJ. We were driving home yesterday and I thought, Jesus, I really live in the clouds now.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 May 2023 16:03 (one year ago) link
Almost forgot you had moved
― Cosmo’s Hacienda (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 8 May 2023 16:04 (one year ago) link
She said 'I've got it, you want it,My harvest is the bestAnd if you try it, you'll like it,And wallow in a forelock holiday
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link
Lol
― Cosmo’s Hacienda (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 19:45 (one year ago) link
jesus
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 22 July 2023 16:25 (one year ago) link
at least you didn't try to play cricket in this
― imago, Saturday, 22 July 2023 16:25 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/8gvy3FS.jpg
july 22 ffs
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 22 July 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link
normal english summer dude, how long have you lived here now?
― mark s, Saturday, 22 July 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link
i've just put a jumper on
― koogs, Saturday, 22 July 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link
most schools broke upyesterday.this is exactly how it should be.
― mark e, Saturday, 22 July 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link
we got 4 inches of rain yesterday. Deerfield got 6 inches. Conway, right next door, got 8 inches of rain! it was nuts. it just never stopped.
― scott seward, Saturday, 22 July 2023 18:55 (one year ago) link
get the fire on
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 22 July 2023 19:00 (one year ago) link
according to MET office 80-90% chance of precipitation for the next 29 hours here. I'm just glad to not experience another hellish stagnant high pressure system like last year.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 22 July 2023 19:29 (one year ago) link
A very soggy Portobello Road and Holland Park walk today, the rain relentless in its pissiness.
― Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Sunday, 30 July 2023 17:11 (one year ago) link
xp there's still August to get through
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 30 July 2023 17:21 (one year ago) link
Could do with some winter rain for my day in rn
― hrep (H.P), Sunday, 30 July 2023 23:11 (one year ago) link
>:(
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 07:37 (one year ago) link
thinking about that episode of Years And Years where it just keeps raining for three months
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 07:52 (one year ago) link
https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/aug/01/northern-ireland-and-parts-of-england-had-wettest-july-on-record
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 08:01 (one year ago) link
no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes. i was obviously wearing the wrong clothes to walk around the park this morning and they got worse as i got nearer to home.
― koogs, Wednesday, 2 August 2023 08:01 (one year ago) link
I had to go out for 5 minutes on Sunday afternoon and almost drowned.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 08:57 (one year ago) link
Well, there goes my plans for this afternoon.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 August 2023 09:27 (one year ago) link
i'll be honest i'm fucking sick of this and it's making me (more) miserable
― Let's talk about local tomatoes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 August 2023 09:29 (one year ago) link
it's cold with it too, i've put a jumper on
― koogs, Saturday, 5 August 2023 09:34 (one year ago) link
house on our street had their fire on last week pmsl. in july !
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 5 August 2023 09:42 (one year ago) link
14 degrees and raining at noon in august is some kind of fuckery
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 5 August 2023 10:51 (one year ago) link
(blah blah august is typically one of the wettest months) yeah it’s grim af harvest is p fucked https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/aug/04/fears-of-food-price-inflation-rise-as-uk-harvests-hit-by-cool-wet-summer
― Grandall Flange (wins), Saturday, 5 August 2023 11:26 (one year ago) link
food price inflation huh? sounds bad
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 August 2023 11:46 (one year ago) link
For those of you afflicted by insect bites, ANTHISAN is back in Superdrug AT LAST.
― steely flan (suzy), Saturday, 5 August 2023 13:35 (one year ago) link
the sun has almost kind of come out and i can smell gently burnt barbecue thru my open window and it smells like victory
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 August 2023 16:06 (one year ago) link
Sun is trying its best to burn through the clouds here. There were some actually some blue skies earlier... but it was still raining!
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 August 2023 17:24 (one year ago) link
it started hammering down again about an hour after i posted that
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 August 2023 18:40 (one year ago) link
saw some dubious clickbait bollox reportage of ‘African plumes’ and an incoming heatwave that could stay with us until October. Looking for a more realistic forecast from the met office, Thursday is shaping up to be a decent free vit d summer day, low chance of rain and 25° peak. I don't mind this weather but it would be nice to have at least one day when you can have a few outdoor beers and chill in the garden.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 August 2023 19:18 (one year ago) link
Rain just ruined my morning run. Australia is meant to be exempt from this nonsense!
― hrep (H.P), Saturday, 5 August 2023 19:34 (one year ago) link
wasn't this supposed to be gone this week
― imago, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 13:45 (one year ago) link
Can't lie, if it means we avoid the heat of last summer, then keep the rain coming
― vexingvexillologist, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 13:53 (one year ago) link
Can't lie, I'm team let the world burn if it'd avoid weeks and weeks of miserable pissy fucking rain
Joke's on me, cos the world's burning anyway.
― van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 13:56 (one year ago) link
unless met office is fucking with me - no rain here until friday. It's actually sunny rn and not even me hanging up two loads of washing outside could make it rain. Thursday is looking very promising. I'm such a sad twat these days when a few days of sunshine arrives it's all about how much laundry will done - yippee.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 14:45 (one year ago) link
days are divided into “great days for ducks” and “great drying days”
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link
It's 44 degrees in Spain
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link
22˚C and miserable pissy rain at 1 p.m. in August in Mississippi is a wonderful thing. It actually felt good to take a hot shower this morning.
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link
unless met office is fucking with me - no rain here until friday
Hmph. After, what - four weeks? five weeks? - of zero sun, I've temporarily swapped England for Ireland, where it's just the same, but colder. Means I will miss the brief respite this week.
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link
I can remember one year going to a rain sodden Newquay that practically never stopped raining only to see reports of a northern mini-heatwave from a caravan where rain patting against the fibreglass is louder than seagulls and then returning back to miserable pissy rain in the north, where normal service had been resumed.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 21:29 (one year ago) link
This particular intense but relatively narrow band of rain we had today seems to stretch from Trondheim all the way out to the Azores. I just think that's neat.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 22:12 (one year ago) link
Comforting to know it'd still be raining if I'd stayed home all those years ago I guess.
Current pattern of nice crisp sunny mornings followed by rainy days could be worse.
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 21 September 2023 09:38 (eleven months ago) link
Miserable torrential rain.
― I Left My Harp In Sam Frank's Disco (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 September 2023 16:42 (eleven months ago) link
I waited under a shop awning for 20 minutes during that.
― nashwan, Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:41 (eleven months ago) link
The weather gods are timing the deluges to coincide with cycle commute home each day. Bastards.
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:47 (eleven months ago) link
Proper miserable pissy rain here in Minnesota today, making me pine for the old homeland. It'll probably turn into a prairie thunderstorm later mind which you don't really get in the UK, at least not the bits I ever lived in.
― a man banging his head against several walls at once (Matt #2), Sunday, 24 September 2023 00:04 (eleven months ago) link