ℹ️ Due to an incident on the pitch occurring shortly after half time, tonight's match has been abandoned by the referee.#WorClub ⚪️⚫️— Gateshead FC (@GatesheadFC) July 21, 2023
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 July 2023 20:53 (ten months ago) link
What the fuck Dunston v Gateshead #DunstonUTS pic.twitter.com/3sZGLZVh7t— 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 🌹 (@AlexanderSoper) July 21, 2023
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 July 2023 20:55 (ten months ago) link
beat summary
Lmao the "incident" was two cars - one of them a fucking hearse! - driven round the pitch by armed men throwing leaflets out the windows claiming someone at the football club is a paedophile https://t.co/t2I5URi1zw— Samplo Corvodina (@TreborRhurbarb) July 21, 2023
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 July 2023 20:58 (ten months ago) link
this is "thread completed" territory
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 July 2023 21:00 (ten months ago) link
"What the fuck is goin' on?"
I want that written on my tombstone.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 July 2023 21:01 (ten months ago) link
I wonder if the paedo accusation is part of the larger Qbert bullshit
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 22 July 2023 00:30 (ten months ago) link
he also ran as a tory in local elections in 2007 and did worse than the bnp pic.twitter.com/A2S0l4CyqB— chris (@ChrisKPH) July 21, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 22 July 2023 07:14 (ten months ago) link
I'm sure this Wraith character has popped up on here before, same surname as my corporeal and extremely loud next door neighbours
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 22 July 2023 07:55 (ten months ago) link
I'm more interested in the hearse, complete with flowers, doing donuts and then being abandoned. did they steal it?
― koogs, Saturday, 22 July 2023 08:12 (ten months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rOfJAbIJ-8
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 22 July 2023 08:12 (ten months ago) link
i mean i can see someone not locking a hearse because who'd steal one?
― koogs, Saturday, 22 July 2023 08:13 (ten months ago) link
Leeds, 1980s. Photo © Peter Mitchell. pic.twitter.com/vlwILcy7lv— British Culture Archive (@britcultarchive) August 16, 2023
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 18:11 (nine months ago) link
lol
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 18:34 (nine months ago) link
it's a beautiful photo
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:53 (nine months ago) link
https://news.sky.com/story/sarah-moulds-ex-teacher-tells-court-her-life-has-been-torn-to-pieces-by-pony-hitting-case-12945975
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:06 (nine months ago) link
Quite a photo
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:07 (nine months ago) link
it's the only language they understand
― crutch of england (ledge), Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:10 (nine months ago) link
the horse walloper
― crutch of england (ledge), Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:11 (nine months ago) link
Take that, Dobbin.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:22 (nine months ago) link
i don't know what that horse did but there is a lot of pearl clutching around disciplining animals. it's not as if you can sit them down and explain what they did wrong.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:48 (nine months ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjMyMWRmNDktZDNjMC00MmYyLWFlNzgtODM0OTg0MTUwZjk2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTMxMzA3NDQ4._V1_.jpg
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 August 2023 16:11 (nine months ago) link
She punched the horse in the face and is part of a foxhunting group. She's obviously a twat and I highly doubt she has any empathy for her animals.
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 August 2023 16:16 (nine months ago) link
in the footage i saw she was kicking it too, it wasn't just ("just") one punch
― koogs, Thursday, 24 August 2023 16:37 (nine months ago) link
it's not as if you can sit them down and explain what they did wrong.same for small children iirc
― crutch of england (ledge), Thursday, 24 August 2023 17:31 (nine months ago) link
ahhh now i've seen the video. okay wtf. and a fox hunter as well! i should probably follow these links before i shoot my mouth off, sorry
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 August 2023 17:47 (nine months ago) link
tracer hand? puncher horse morelike
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 August 2023 18:06 (nine months ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/25/woman-filmed-kicking-and-slapping-a-horse-cleared-of-animal-cruelty
Moulds, and several friends and family who have supported her throughout proceedings, wept as the verdict was delivered.
Can a horse cry?
― there's no such thing as a winnable volume war (Matt #2), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:34 (nine months ago) link
it's at times like this that we need AA Gill to come back to life and write a book about travelling to a third world country to punch a horse
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:35 (nine months ago) link
when I say "need" I mean
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:36 (nine months ago) link
i forgot Gill was dead and i've just realised it's cos i always confuse him with AN Wilson
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:13 (nine months ago) link
blurred her face in the video, huge banner photo of her 4 inches higher up.
― koogs, Friday, 25 August 2023 15:54 (nine months ago) link
A Great British Fight
The Battle of Byker. pic.twitter.com/aqITcwbzJy— 𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 (@NUFCDeenJam) August 25, 2023
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 August 2023 08:30 (nine months ago) link
You shouldn't laugh but...
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 August 2023 08:38 (nine months ago) link
Auditions for the reboot of Byker Grove got out of hand.
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 26 August 2023 08:50 (nine months ago) link
somewhere in the north I see, I assume it's always like that
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:01 (nine months ago) link
xp Let's Get Ready To Rumble oh wait you've already started...
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:01 (nine months ago) link
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/inside-raby-what-customers-really-18689188
when I lived in the north-east the Chronicle would regularly publish an article every few years about how the Raby was under new management and was now a pleasant place to drink/shaking off its bad reputation etc, gland to see this tradition continues
― soref, Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:26 (nine months ago) link
For years though, it had a reputation no pub craved. Violence and drugs were par for the course
not seeing what they're getting at here
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:28 (nine months ago) link
the horse fight was the funnier of the two though, needs the soundtrack of a Three Stooges short dubbed over it
A former teacher has been found not guilty of animal cruelty after video footage showed her kicking and slapping a horse.Read more: https://t.co/mYOs7sWD6F pic.twitter.com/rBHM0v5PlW— Sky News (@SkyNews) August 25, 2023
― soref, Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:29 (nine months ago) link
i kicked a horse and i liked it— guillotinage fanclub (@AckAckGunz) August 26, 2023
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:30 (nine months ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/02/mohamed-al-fayed-obituary
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:24 (eight months ago) link
Prince William kissed by Gazza in Bournemouth Pret a Manger https://t.co/HXt3IJtg5B— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) September 7, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 7 September 2023 16:43 (eight months ago) link
no offence but put him in some uniqlo chinos a muji shirt new balance trainers and any cap and he could literally be any boy in london. he is gone. they will never find him. https://t.co/CA2NygULem— karan hedonia (@_karan_) September 7, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 7 September 2023 16:53 (eight months ago) link
A yoga class was cut short after a member of the public called the police to report a “mass killing” after seeing several people lying on the floor.
Participants in the class, which was being held at the Seascape café, inside the North Sea observatory in Chapel St Leonards, Skegness, Lincolnshire, were in the midst of meditation when officers turned up on Wednesday night.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/07/police-called-to-yoga-class-mistaken-for-mass-killing
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 7 September 2023 19:19 (eight months ago) link
Rio's world cup wind ups
― van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 September 2023 19:26 (eight months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/XewG1AQ.png
― mark s, Thursday, 21 September 2023 10:18 (eight months ago) link
The hero we need
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 September 2023 10:20 (eight months ago) link
when you thought you'd seen it all
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 21 September 2023 10:27 (eight months ago) link
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-66856678.ampA group of men wearing Nazi military uniforms had to be escorted from a 1940s celebration "for their own safety", organisers said.They were wearing German SS outfits and were asked to leave the event in Sheringham, Norfolk, after complaints.
― nashwan, Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:32 (eight months ago) link
after complaints that some of the SS insignia on display "lacked authenticity"
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:46 (eight months ago) link