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i mean i can see someone not locking a hearse because who'd steal one?

koogs, Saturday, 22 July 2023 08:13 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Leeds, 1980s.

Photo ยฉ Peter Mitchell. pic.twitter.com/vlwILcy7lv

— British Culture Archive (@britcultarchive) August 16, 2023

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 18:11 (nine months ago) link

lol

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 18:34 (nine months ago) link

it's a beautiful photo

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:53 (nine months ago) link

Quite a photo

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:07 (nine months ago) link

it's the only language they understand

crutch of england (ledge), Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:10 (nine months ago) link

the horse walloper

crutch of england (ledge), Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:11 (nine months ago) link

Take that, Dobbin.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:22 (nine months ago) link

i don't know what that horse did but there is a lot of pearl clutching around disciplining animals. it's not as if you can sit them down and explain what they did wrong.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 August 2023 15:48 (nine months ago) link

She punched the horse in the face and is part of a foxhunting group. She's obviously a twat and I highly doubt she has any empathy for her animals.

emil.y, Thursday, 24 August 2023 16:16 (nine months ago) link

in the footage i saw she was kicking it too, it wasn't just ("just") one punch

koogs, Thursday, 24 August 2023 16:37 (nine months ago) link

it's not as if you can sit them down and explain what they did wrong.

same for small children iirc

crutch of england (ledge), Thursday, 24 August 2023 17:31 (nine months ago) link

ahhh now i've seen the video. okay wtf. and a fox hunter as well! i should probably follow these links before i shoot my mouth off, sorry

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 August 2023 17:47 (nine months ago) link

tracer hand? puncher horse morelike

come on barbo letโ€™s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 August 2023 18:06 (nine months ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/25/woman-filmed-kicking-and-slapping-a-horse-cleared-of-animal-cruelty

Moulds, and several friends and family who have supported her throughout proceedings, wept as the verdict was delivered.

Can a horse cry?

there's no such thing as a winnable volume war (Matt #2), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:34 (nine months ago) link

it's at times like this that we need AA Gill to come back to life and write a book about travelling to a third world country to punch a horse

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:35 (nine months ago) link

when I say "need" I mean

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:36 (nine months ago) link

i forgot Gill was dead and i've just realised it's cos i always confuse him with AN Wilson

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:13 (nine months ago) link

blurred her face in the video, huge banner photo of her 4 inches higher up.

koogs, Friday, 25 August 2023 15:54 (nine months ago) link

A Great British Fight

The Battle of Byker. pic.twitter.com/aqITcwbzJy

— ๐™‚๐™š๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š ๐˜พ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ'๐™จ ๐˜ฝ๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ข๐™–๐™ฃ (@NUFCDeenJam) August 25, 2023

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 August 2023 08:30 (nine months ago) link

You shouldn't laugh but...

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 August 2023 08:38 (nine months ago) link

Auditions for the reboot of Byker Grove got out of hand.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 26 August 2023 08:50 (nine months ago) link

somewhere in the north I see, I assume it's always like that

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:01 (nine months ago) link

xp Let's Get Ready To Rumble oh wait you've already started...

you gotta roll with the pฤ…czki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:01 (nine months ago) link

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/inside-raby-what-customers-really-18689188

when I lived in the north-east the Chronicle would regularly publish an article every few years about how the Raby was under new management and was now a pleasant place to drink/shaking off its bad reputation etc, gland to see this tradition continues

soref, Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:26 (nine months ago) link

For years though, it had a reputation no pub craved. Violence and drugs were par for the course

not seeing what they're getting at here

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:28 (nine months ago) link

the horse fight was the funnier of the two though, needs the soundtrack of a Three Stooges short dubbed over it

A former teacher has been found not guilty of animal cruelty after video footage showed her kicking and slapping a horse.

Read more: https://t.co/mYOs7sWD6F pic.twitter.com/rBHM0v5PlW

— Sky News (@SkyNews) August 25, 2023

soref, Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:29 (nine months ago) link

i kicked a horse and i liked it

— guillotinage fanclub (@AckAckGunz) August 26, 2023

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 18:30 (nine months ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/02/mohamed-al-fayed-obituary

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:24 (eight months ago) link

Prince William kissed by Gazza in Bournemouth Pret a Manger https://t.co/HXt3IJtg5B

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) September 7, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 7 September 2023 16:43 (eight months ago) link

no offence but put him in some uniqlo chinos a muji shirt new balance trainers and any cap and he could literally be any boy in london. he is gone. they will never find him. https://t.co/CA2NygULem

— karan hedonia (@_karan_) September 7, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 7 September 2023 16:53 (eight months ago) link

A yoga class was cut short after a member of the public called the police to report a โ€œmass killingโ€ after seeing several people lying on the floor.

Participants in the class, which was being held at the Seascape cafรฉ, inside the North Sea observatory in Chapel St Leonards, Skegness, Lincolnshire, were in the midst of meditation when officers turned up on Wednesday night.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/07/police-called-to-yoga-class-mistaken-for-mass-killing

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 7 September 2023 19:19 (eight months ago) link

Rio's world cup wind ups

van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 September 2023 19:26 (eight months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/XewG1AQ.png

mark s, Thursday, 21 September 2023 10:18 (eight months ago) link

The hero we need

whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 September 2023 10:20 (eight months ago) link

when you thought you'd seen it all

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 21 September 2023 10:27 (eight months ago) link

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-66856678.amp

A group of men wearing Nazi military uniforms had to be escorted from a 1940s celebration "for their own safety", organisers said.

They were wearing German SS outfits and were asked to leave the event in Sheringham, Norfolk, after complaints.

nashwan, Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:32 (eight months ago) link

after complaints that some of the SS insignia on display "lacked authenticity"

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:46 (eight months ago) link

I've always wondered about the UK predilection for dressing up as WWII Germans.. didn't Prince Harry do something like that?

Seems like it's a long-running trope

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:00 (eight months ago) link

As a trope it's just the ultimate edgelord move - remember when ppl like Brian Jones or Sid Vicious flirted with that shit they were the sons of the generation that literally fought Hitler. With Prince Harry it was at a "natives and colonizers" party, so edgelordery of a different stripe.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:13 (eight months ago) link

"You don't want Nazism or fascism at an event to celebrate and commemorate... what life was like in Britain at the time."

Unless you're talking about the Channel Islands of course

the arkansas ruggerclub (Matt #2), Thursday, 21 September 2023 22:07 (eight months ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/sep/25/builder-erects-sculpture-of-council-leader-as-wiltshire-planning-row-turns-ugly

โ€œI am not afraid of going to jail, I have been jailed twice before and Iโ€™m told that these days they have toilets and televisions so I donโ€™t think that it will be a hardship.โ€

https://static.independent.co.uk/2023/09/25/09/fuming-builder---1071691.jpg

a man banging his head against several walls at once (Matt #2), Monday, 25 September 2023 13:05 (eight months ago) link

i'm always torn in these situations on account of councillors and property developers both being a set of cunts

Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 September 2023 13:08 (eight months ago) link

I've always wondered about the UK predilection for dressing up as WWII Germans.. didn't Prince Harry do something like that?

Seems like it's a long-running trope

โ€• Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 September 2023 22:00

"The Nazis were out of order but at least you knew where you were with them"

glumdalclitch, Monday, 25 September 2023 13:39 (eight months ago) link

At least they stood up for what they believed in.

I Left My Harp In Sam Frank's Disco (Tom D.), Monday, 25 September 2023 14:06 (eight months ago) link

Bring back hanging

Sycamore Gap: Boy,16, arrested after Hadrian's Wall tree felled https://t.co/zlOAp7AyKS

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) September 28, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 28 September 2023 16:12 (eight months ago) link

"an act of vandalism"???

what happened to throwing shopping carts into a creek?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 September 2023 17:03 (eight months ago) link

tiktok alreaady full of people throwing shopping carts in creeks

koogs, Thursday, 28 September 2023 17:05 (eight months ago) link


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