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sky news reports: "the tree is reportedly 300 years old and was planted between 1860 and 1890, according to the National Trust"

Had to check this and yeah it's there on the pagehttps://news.sky.com/story/could-the-tree-at-sycamore-gap-be-saved-and-why-is-it-so-famous-12972287

Hoping that's not the National Trust's error

https://imageupload.io/ib/vTFjwaNL8G3tTpM_1696033577.jpg

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:30 (eight months ago) link

I'm curious about the 60 year old guy they arrested

"Gramps, okay if I take the chainsaw out tonight?"

"By all means, boy, just be careful and return it clean and refueled, have fun"

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:33 (eight months ago) link

I think you'd have to be pretty skilled with a chainsaw to have felled that tree, which is why I was kinda skeptical it was just some local tearaway.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:40 (eight months ago) link

the info is already out seemingly, a disgruntled pair- one let go from a national trust apprenticeship the other from a farm job

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:46 (eight months ago) link

xpost: from the looks of the stump seems like they just ran the cut in from opposite sides with no sign of a scarf. good way to get yourself squished.

no lime tangier, Saturday, 30 September 2023 00:55 (eight months ago) link

I thought the same thing, it didn't look like an experienced woodman's cut

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 30 September 2023 01:01 (eight months ago) link

sky news reports: "the tree is reportedly 300 years old and was planted between 1860 and 1890, according to the National Trust"
if only we knew of a way to determine a tree's age...

StanM, Saturday, 30 September 2023 02:03 (eight months ago) link

Tbf it is possible that the tree was already quite old when it was planted in that spot - they were already shifting fairly large trees around in the 18th century to build landscaped gardens:

https://blogs.unimelb.edu.au/librarycollections/2016/09/08/the-eminently-capable-mr-brown-lancelot-capability-brown-and-his-magnificent-tree-moving-machine/

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:23 (eight months ago) link

Basically you're not going to sow an acorn if the client wants you to plant a specimen tree

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:34 (eight months ago) link

Victorian squirrels were demanding

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:41 (eight months ago) link

they should've asked for more than just one tree then, this guy otm:

The issue is less the felled sycamore tree than the utterly sheep-wrecked landscape in which it stood. https://t.co/xFdCMWqqHX pic.twitter.com/gpo1m6e8Jr

— Ben Goldsmith (@BenGoldsmith) September 29, 2023

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 06:47 (eight months ago) link

Newsflash from the youth hostel bar I'm in, where on the big screen the BBC are mad for sycamore drama: a second tree has been planted in the gap, I repeat, a second tree has been planted in the gap

imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 08:05 (eight months ago) link

crisis averted!

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 08:34 (eight months ago) link

me on shrooms: pic.twitter.com/eQwMSg0CgK

— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) September 29, 2023

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:35 (eight months ago) link

unleash the entwives!

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:37 (eight months ago) link

time to plant the only mallorn north of elfland (buckinghamshire)

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:40 (eight months ago) link

Aye it’s shocking 🌳🌳🌳 pic.twitter.com/1hEUuGg81u

— CrowTours (@CrowTours88) September 29, 2023

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:42 (eight months ago) link

I've been working as a gardener since the pandemic and must've chopped down and dug up hundreds of infant sycamores in that time, feel like the lucy letby of arboriculturalists right now :(

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:46 (eight months ago) link

the entire country discovering in real time how plants work lol

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 10:57 (eight months ago) link

Just chanced across this extremely iconic replacement sycamore myself. This is the new best sycamore I said it. Points for working out where it is

https://i.ibb.co/xDTfVJ8/IMG-20230930-120013.jpg

imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:06 (eight months ago) link

trees, it's almost like they're alive or something...

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:15 (eight months ago) link

a professional tree-man once explained to me that the mechanism by which pruning and pollarding stimulate growth is that they basically give plants a kind of super-crazed eczema in the limbs and stumps that are spared, which is why they look like this:

https://severntreemanagement.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/tree-pollarding.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:19 (eight months ago) link

tag yrself i'm ITCHY TREEBEARD

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:19 (eight months ago) link

a professional tree-man

Tree Man and the Masters of the Pruniverse

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:21 (eight months ago) link

Did any newspaper use the headline, Sycanomore?

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:26 (eight months ago) link

Just chanced across this extremely iconic replacement sycamore myself. This is the new best sycamore I said it. Points for working out where it is.
― imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:06

Can we do guess the city (or town, perhaps) for this please? I don't know where it is, but am intrigued by the blue footbridge and buildings.

brain (krakow), Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:37 (eight months ago) link

Your clue is that you possibly ought to know where it is!

imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:42 (eight months ago) link

Your other clue is that I'm currently in the UK's best building, but it certainly isn't Real England

imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 11:50 (eight months ago) link

that's Blobbyworld isn't it

isn't it mark

imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:11 (eight months ago) link

in a sense are we not all of us dunblobbin

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:12 (eight months ago) link

a very real sense

imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:18 (eight months ago) link

still the realest of englund:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/14/article-1220390-06D1E14B000005DC-416_634x361.jpg

blazin' squab (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:46 (eight months ago) link

this is nature as i comprehend it

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:49 (eight months ago) link

the soiled core

imago, Saturday, 30 September 2023 12:50 (eight months ago) link

the Chronicle has a suggestions page! pic.twitter.com/k8JT4Px08S

— Peter Mitchell (@pdkmitchell) September 30, 2023

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 13:06 (eight months ago) link

Obsessed with hundreds of year events.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-66950410

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 September 2023 15:38 (eight months ago) link

WTF is going on. Is it the heat? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/30/mucky-duck-restaurant-digger-nottinghamshire-police

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 September 2023 16:53 (eight months ago) link

we are living in a Tom Sharpe novel

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 September 2023 17:03 (eight months ago) link

owners allowing listed buildings to get "accidentally" fucked up isn't a new phenomenon at all, might just be a little run of media outlets paying attention at the moment

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 September 2023 17:23 (eight months ago) link

ive been a week or two touring gloucestershire cornwall devon somerset ive seen some things

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 September 2023 17:24 (eight months ago) link

WTF is going on. Is it the heat?

https://images.amcsvod.io/b690fe0bf15607b7_thumbnail.jpg?w=400&h=225&fit=crop&crop=edges&auto=format,compress

Ste, Saturday, 30 September 2023 17:53 (eight months ago) link

xp you should've said, we'd've got gimp man out to say hi

kinder, Saturday, 30 September 2023 19:43 (eight months ago) link

oh i saw him and all the cousins and all

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 September 2023 21:54 (eight months ago) link

The Mucky Duck restaurant is in Drakeholes? How does Drake feel about that?

StanM, Sunday, 1 October 2023 05:42 (eight months ago) link

In my childhood, I spent many hours, over many years, in the Mucky Duck at Drakeholes, then known as the White Swan. They had a side room where children were allowed to sit, while their parents boozed at the bar. Oh the boredom.

mike t-diva, Sunday, 1 October 2023 19:10 (eight months ago) link

i misread that as "boxed at the bar" for a moment which put a different spin on it

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 October 2023 19:13 (eight months ago) link

i'm seeing scampi-in-a-basket in this memory mike

mark s, Sunday, 1 October 2023 19:20 (eight months ago) link


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