God bless the goddamn Onion

Wow. Collins was at NBC, not NYT, but really curious how a youngish journalist ended up in that position.

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.https://t.co/CQtWzFHn4A

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) April 25, 2024

“Our goal is to be stewards for this thing,” he said. “We’re keeping all the writers, we’re going to work with the union, we’re going to make it so they can hopefully get paid a little bit more money, and we’re going to give them the room to grow.”

thought this was an Onion article at first

but really curious how a youngish journalist ended up in that position.

Turns out he skeeted his way into it:
https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kr2kcufdxf2t

i've noticed a lot less bite in their insta posts lately?

well this acquisition might ruin my online 'handle'. at least they're clearly superfans as global tetrahedron is almost completely a reference in articles from 1999

Lost it at the photo

https://www.theonion.com/annoying-teen-on-train-has-girlfriend-s-whole-face-in-m-1851439456

https://www.wired.com/story/plaintext-give-this-rich-dude-jeff-lawson-dollar-the-onion/

Things that sound like an Onion article

Returning to print (on a subscription basis):
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/16/business/media/the-onion-print-paper.html

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/08/16/multimedia/16onion-vmzc/16onion-vmzc-mobileMasterAt3x.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale&width=600

https://web.archive.org/web/20240816131415/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/16/business/media/the-onion-print-paper.html

the knives are out today

FACT CHECK
TRUMP: “People don’t leave my rallies.”
TRUE: They’re carried out in body bags.

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 11, 2024