There's a guy outside my window who's been threatening to jump all night!

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i mean, we've already left the realm of ethical behavior here.

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 5 December 2003 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

Sell it! I once got $25 for lending BAM magazine Dave Navarro's 8th grade yearbook photo. The world is yours.

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 December 2003 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

OK I'm bored by this, did he jump yet or what?

Allyzay, Friday, 5 December 2003 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

i'll even be satisfied if someone just cuts him out of one of these pictures and puts him on the ground. seriously. add some blood too.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 December 2003 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

yeah unless he bails, the photos aren't worth a thing.

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 5 December 2003 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

Done and done.
http://www.worksongs.com/suicide.jpg

may pang (maypang), Friday, 5 December 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

/me marries you

*kisses*

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

Oh the humanity! And without his 16 oz. Seattle's Best Americano!

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

he looks like a stillborn gerbil now.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

donut bitch, you got lowballed.

hstencil, Friday, 5 December 2003 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

"but it was just going to get cold."

http://www.worksongs.com/mug.jpg

may pang (maypang), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:11 (twenty years ago) link

And quit kissing me, you creeps. I'm a guy.

may pang (maypang), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:11 (twenty years ago) link

*double kisses*

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:13 (twenty years ago) link

Nice.

may pang (maypang), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe we should lock this thread now that it ended the way we wanted? And by that I mean, suicide followed by text-based homoeroticism?

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

and a cop with a warm cup o java. A happy ending somewhere admidst the tears.

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:57 (twenty years ago) link

yeah. i am going to remember that cop as carl winslow. and i am going to remember that coffee as a peppermint latte. you know, for the holidays.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 December 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

"What tooks you off the street, Carl?"

http://www.diehardmovies.com/diehard1/image4.jpg

"I let a kid fall, dammit. Since then I've been behind a desk with doughnuts."

http://www.diehardmovies.com/diehard1/image5.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 5 December 2003 23:30 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.worksongs.com/mug.jpg

"And peppermint latte. The best damn peppermint latte in this sad, sad town."

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 December 2003 23:32 (twenty years ago) link

I wish this thread had been called "There's a guy outside my window who's been threatening to hump all night!"

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 December 2003 23:34 (twenty years ago) link

Pfft, that's too mundane and everyday to start a whole thread for

nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 5 December 2003 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

okay, Sting.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 December 2003 23:59 (twenty years ago) link

i left for lunch and record storing for an hour or two, came back and 5minutes before i got there,,,,,,,,, he jumped. head first

JaXoN (JasonD), Saturday, 6 December 2003 01:49 (twenty years ago) link

*gulp*

So, uh, he's dead, right?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Saturday, 6 December 2003 01:58 (twenty years ago) link

What - are you taking pictures?!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:12 (twenty years ago) link

he was being taken away right when i got there. no dead pictures. sorry. pretend May's pic is what it looked like

JaXoN (JasonD), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

Shoot him with your pellet/BB/paintball gun. For max score.

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

All of a sudden it's a lot less funny

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:15 (twenty years ago) link

I almost suggested people stop being so funny.

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:18 (twenty years ago) link

this sucks

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:19 (twenty years ago) link

Is that for real?! What the fuck!

Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:23 (twenty years ago) link

at what points did his suicide start, and stop, being funny?

ssl, Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't mean to suggest I wanted to see those pix. I was just curious as to the outcome.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

Well I didn't think it was all that funny in the first place (despite my "Run-DMC stance" quip) but I half played along because it seemed too surreal to be morbid. But all of a sudden I'm reminded of this.

And it's a few weeks before Christmas, too. Damn.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 December 2003 03:41 (twenty years ago) link

i read this Lord of the Flies-ish thread and think, ok whatever. Yeah, it's really funny, a human being is going to die now. How sophisticated and jaded that it provides some entertainment. But that's just how I think about the issue. I'm not attacking anyone, I'm saying how the thread struck me. I'm always amazed at the whole "death-as-entertainment" thing no matter what the context (movies, serial killer fixation, graphic violence in comics) but I guess that just makes me twee.

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 6 December 2003 03:46 (twenty years ago) link

:-( That is a very sad story indeed.

I thought this guy would be saved by the fireman's truck thing early on. I didn't think he would actually jump.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Saturday, 6 December 2003 03:46 (twenty years ago) link

Orbit, from my message board experiences, there's always a sliding scale with the humor-during-morbid-setting threshold. If the first people to crack jokes are well-established posters with west-established histories of propriety, the floodgates open very quick. The only thing to stop it if someone comes in to scold, but this person has to be well established too. That's why I never risk saying shit in threads like this.

Dancing Queen, Saturday, 6 December 2003 03:49 (twenty years ago) link

If he's dead now I feel like going up to SF and laying flowers down for this bloke at that spot. This is really awful, now I feel like a shit.

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 6 December 2003 03:58 (twenty years ago) link

you people are sick

D Aziz (esquire1983), Saturday, 6 December 2003 04:45 (twenty years ago) link

++I'm always amazed at the whole "death-as-entertainment" thing no matter what the context...++

ditto. (this is why i clicked on the thread to being with).
if this had been on the televison, i would not have watched, i am sure of this. but by JaXon explaining everything & the details of his day-it was quite surreal. grotesque-yes

another thing, if the thread did not have pictures, i would of been more creeped out by the subject matter

poor fellow. i hope he is in a happier place. i see suicide as a potential release from the confines of flesh & blood. a possible freedom.


kephm, Saturday, 6 December 2003 05:22 (twenty years ago) link

oh & was anyone else thinking of Weegee throughout the whole thread?

kephm, Saturday, 6 December 2003 05:26 (twenty years ago) link

Y'are all sick, mafuckers!

Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:43 (twenty years ago) link

No, no. There was no way that early posters had a sense the guy would jump. It's pretty important to give yourselves a break. Humans tend to deal with extreme situations kind of hysterically -- using bleak, dark humour, etc., as a means to distance themselves from the visceral horror and bleak reality. I read this thread without commenting and gave up about two posts before the announcement that the guy actually jumped. Up until then, the worst people here could be accused of was tastelessness. Now, in the light of what ultimately occured, it seems cruel and vicious.

Sure, those of us who didn't initially comment can be all self-righteous now, even if we secretly giggled at the earlier posts. But what the fuck good does that do?

This is sad, and the reasons behind similar senseless deaths are shrouded and bewildering, but unless we want to add to the wold's pain, we oughta take a deep breath and realize how peripheral all these detached, humourous posts were in the first place.

Poor guy.

David A. (Davant), Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:13 (twenty years ago) link

wold = world

David A. (Davant), Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:14 (twenty years ago) link

Dancing Queen OTM, btw.


David A. (Davant), Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:15 (twenty years ago) link

i think i should clarify. i don't think he died. they took him away on a back brace and not a body bag. he's probably severely injured, but since i wasn't here when it happened, i don't really know. from what i was told he sort of landed on his shoulder and then hit his head.

and yes, we all believed (myself especially seeing all of it unfold) that he would be pulled down. it was rather silly that he was threatening to jump from 2 stories high. this is where most of the humor started from. it's as if someone said, "i'm going to kill myself by slicing my wrists with this here piece of brocoli"

i appologize for starting this thread if it offended anyone, that wasn't my intention.


JaXoN (JasonD), Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:59 (twenty years ago) link

and on a side note: oh & was anyone else thinking of Weegee throughout the whole thread?

i'm a huge weegee fan and my final assignment (80 slides set to music) in my photo class was "The fine line between sleep and death". i went around the city taking pictures of the huge homeless population sleeping on the streets. i also set up a bunch of fake suicide scenes: people with hairdryers in the bathtub, i set up a big tube from the exhaust of my car to the window and had someone pretend they were asleep at the wheel, a friend with a shotgun in his mouth (very freaky even to me), a bag over his head, a hand with prescription pills falling out of it.

and i set it to Joseph Spence's "I Bid You Goodnight". it's a sorta bouncy folk blues song and he plays and sings like he doesn't really know how. the weirdest thing about the class (very similar to what happened on this thread) is that a very sinister and creepy topic turned funny. everybody was cracking up throughout the entire slide show. it wasn't the intention i had at all, but either people don't know how to deal with death and suicide and cover it up with humor, or the juxtoposition of this sort of lighthearted music made people think it was funny.

i bookended the pictures with two quotes

a) "sleep, those little slices of death. how i loath them" - poe
b) "death - the last sleep? no, it is the final awakening" - william scott

JaXoN (JasonD), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:13 (twenty years ago) link

this is the worst thing i've ever seen on ilx. hope y'all got your laughs in while you could!

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 6 December 2003 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

it is interesting to note that the majority of the comments, whether you think they are funny or not, originated while the man was still on the roof, where it was thought he wouldnt really jump, and that even if he did, it was only one storey (though of course one storey is plenty if you really want to do it)

while the majority of the criticism ocurred after the event.

this is 2 differing opinions of what has happened, but not located at the same point in time. is it possible to have felt both, at the respective junctures? of the people criticising the thread, only g--ff did it before he jumped. the others didnt until after, i wonder how they felt before, whether they didnt believe it would happen, or thought that it was a little sick but no big deal?

i dont really think i thought anything of it until after he had jumped, when it suddenly became more real

charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 6 December 2003 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

i didn't see the thread until just now, and i read it not knowing what the outcome would be, but the pictures of the man hanging off the building scared me and i don't really understand how that sort of thing could've possibly been any funnier in realtime.

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 6 December 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link


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