one for the New England Revolution
Oh, Tay-lor Twellman has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! Now Ste-vie Ralston has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! Now Shir-ly Joseph has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! Now Ste-vie Nichol has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! Now Jayyy Heaps has a cold sore, Has a cold sore, Has a COLD SORE! And Maaatt Ries has a cold sore, From suck-ing off his mom!
― dan m, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"We've got Novak, we've got Novaa-ak."Our carpets are filthy, we've got Novak."Huddersfield Town supporters show their love for Lee Novak.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"When the City are playing frightful,"We've got our Dutchman so delightful,"And even though he's just on loan,"Evander Sno, Evander Sno, Evander Sno!"
Bristol City supporters to the tune of Let It Snow - about the on-loan Ajax midfield maestro.
Bollocks does that work.
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
"Who did you support before?"Leeds fans question the football fidelity of the MK Dons support.
Who *did* they support before?
Also "Where were you when you were shit?" to a packed Ewood Park watching Walker's millions winning them the league.
― this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"Boom boom boom, let me hear you say Bale, Ba-le!"
delicious
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Not least because Bale! Bale! Bale! was kinda rubbish
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Surprised there's no mention of the Gary Neville song, to the tune of Rebel Rebel (it really is the name of his father at the end, of course)Neville, Neville, you play in defence,Neville, Neville, your play is immense,Neville, Neville, like Jacko you’re bad,Neville Neville is the name of your dad
― ithappens, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Went to the 98 World Cup final, and on the way back on the train, we taught the defeated Brazilian fans in our carriage to sing "He's fat/ He's shit/ He's never fucking fit/ Ronaldo/ Ronaldo." Which is not that funny in and of itself, but was when sung by 200 Brazilians in yellow shirts.
― ithappens, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
neville nevilles a classic alright
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
UEFA Cup Final 2003, shuttle bus to the stadium from the centre of Seville was spent teaching some bemused Portugeezers (to the tune of "she'll be coming round the mountain")
"they'll be jumping out the windaes when we win, they'll be jumping out the windaes when we win, they'll be jumping out the windaes, jumping out the windaes, jumping out the windaes when we win"
"and we hope it's spikey railings when they land..."
"and we hope the paramedics are on strike..."
and various other verses of increasing unpleasantness
― ailsa, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, on the Sloop John B tip, last year at a Celtic v Rangers reserve game at Ibrox, when Rangers goalie Allan McGregor's tabloid-friendly lovelife was in full swing:
"The baby's not yours, the baby's not yours, Allan McGregor, the baby's not yours"
*pause*
"It's Paddy McCourt's, it's Paddy McCourt's, Allan McGregor, it's Paddy McCourt's"
― ailsa, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
(it's not Paddy McCourt's, AFAIK, btw)
two andy gorams ftw tho
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 May 2010 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link
catchy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tagn3lB3I&feature=player_embedded
― Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link
total shite
He's big, he's bad, he's Wesley Brown,He's the hardest man in all the town.With orange hair beware.Come and have a go if you dare...
― cis het boy (onimo), Friday, 24 January 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link
What you on about? That one was always great!
― Pre-Madonna (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 24 January 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link
NO ONE LIKES US, NO ONE LIKES USNO ONE LIKES US, WE DON'T CARE!
WE ARE MILLWALL, SUPER MILLWALLWE ARE MILWALL FROM THE DEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coUd-AaLkjQ
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 24 January 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link