― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
I don't think I'd like that though, really.
― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jeff D., Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link
this is the second greatest thing ever said on ILX
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Star Hustler, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago) link
What's the greatest?
― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago) link
― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago) link
"I had a tough year, I actually sued my manager for sexual harrassment this year. And I don't know if any of you know anything about show business, but it's something that... it takes a lot of guts to do, you know. Especially because he didn't do anything. He's 'innocent', whatever that means."
"I was raped by a doctor, which is... so bittersweet for a Jewish girl."
"I didn't lose my virginity til I was 26. It's true. Well 19 vaginally. But 26 what I like to call the 'real way'."
"I'm going out with a guy who's half black, who is totally gonna break my heart. Who... that's such a bad attitude! I'm such a pessimist. He's half white."
― Aaron A., Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:38 (twenty years ago) link
― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:39 (twenty years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 January 2004 07:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago) link
It's not like you posted a thread question to him!
― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link
haha Anthony, I've seen plenty of people who smirk/scowl all goddamn day who cannot even manage a basic conversation their lack of social skills is so bad. You potentially lose either way. Britney Spears has a big vacant smile but I'd rather have a conversation with her than with Silverman based on tv interviews/specials I've seen with both.
― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link
― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link
― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link
"I like the young guy who plays the new-agey piano. he's short, wears New Balance, does the late-night talk show circuit.
-- Aaron A. (__...), May 8th, 2003."
you mean Zach Galifinakis, host of the short-lived "Late World with Zach" on VH1? that guy is great. so was the show, despite its abysmal ratings.
Mitch Hedberg has some good jokes (especially the one about soup of the day: "we need to make a decision, I want to know what the soup-from-now-on is"), but his schtick is just too much of a Steven Wright ripoff, except he comes off less deadpan and more brain-damaged.
Tina Fey and Sarah Silverman are both funnier than they are hott, but in both cases it's a winning combo.
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago) link
Ally you are clearly insane
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 8 January 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 8 January 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago) link
― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago) link
she is kindof a cutie-pie tho.
― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 8 January 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link
She's still pretty hot. the dirty mouth thing only holds up if she's a whore in the sack though. And I mean that in a good way. There's nothing worse than someone with a really dirty mouth who is horrible in bed. Especially if this person is attractive.
― don weiner, Thursday, 8 January 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 08:18 (nineteen years ago) link
Yeah, I think Lenny Bruce dates extraordinarilty badly. A routine about Hitler being inducted by a talent agency was riotous and egdy as hell in 1957, I'm sure, but who needs that when you've got Mel Brooks? I admire Lenny Bruce, but he doesn't make me laugh.
i think Lenny Bruce is still funny, but he admittedly requires some getting adjusted to. the first time i heard his stuff i was really disappointed, but i love it now. it helps to read a bit about his life beforehand so you're not totally lost when he starts going on about his court cases (his descriptions of which are totally hysterical).
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 11:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 12:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link
The writing's a bit much.
― kingfish cold slither (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link