The simple joy of stupid spam names

I'm afraid I delete all the INVALID_ADDRESS@SYNTAX_ERROR mails from Yahoo now without even checking the 'real' names. I wish I could get back that early rush of joy but it's gone. Like a cheap watch. (?)

Cowett Curcuru
Skinnen Krawchuk
Akiereisen Shilo
Swanton Langen

Though that last one could be the name of one of those pretenders being talked about.

Doubtless this is an attempt to bypass statistical filtering methods. See also "desitkami cieantque wai zerkratzenden," and "planter juntorio pitch into" from Chase Collazo.

New sub-thread: ridiculous subject headings.

"tallassassee bacsspace"

"fmode PEPTIC" from Emile Toadvine

"dieghterr marthroitte"

"bruikbare Error-End Einlasses"

"SEVEN SIMONS viskiyhti coquiller"

"raelway emisaivity"

And, from our very own Lara Byrne, "monkilove".

Darling, that one isn't for sharing.

???

Today:

"thag'll ape a nice girl!"

SHOCKINGNEWS@GUARENTEEDLOVE.COM

Sheelah Wheeler
Dee Lee
Corenda Jeckyll
Hayley Unixsupport
Yolanthe Evers
Grissel Paguirigan
Anstice Rudge
Fania Katrice
Hesther Own
Lanny Quinton
Zelma Cyb
Nita Fosh
Gabbey Von
Leyva Pilling
Kellia L. Greatrix
cat_princess_of_the_stars@hotmail.com
and Curly Dragon, re: esingapore frottant Kardinalskollegien

From:Mariam Abacha Lagos-Nigeria. Dear Sir, Following the sudden death of my
husband General Sani Abacha the late former head of state of Nigeria in june
1998, I have been thrown into a state of utter confusion, frustration and
hopelessness by the present civilian administration, I have been subjected to
physical and psychological torture by the security agents in the country. My
son was just released from detention two months ago by the Nigerian Government
for an offence he did not commit. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have
lost confidence with anybody within the country. You must have heard over the
media reports and the internet on the recovery of various huge sums of money
deposited by my husband in different security firms abroad, some companies
willingly give up their secrets and disclosed our money confidently lodged
there or many outright blackmail. In fact the total sum discovered by the
Government so far is in the tune of $700. Million dollars. And they are not
relenting to make me poor for life. I got your contacts through my personal
research, and out of desperation decided to reach you through this medium.I
will give you more information as to this regard as soon as you reply. I repose
great confidence in you hence my approach to you due to security network placed
on my day to day affairs I cannot afford to visit the embassy so that is why I
decided to contact you and I hope you will not betray my confidence in you. I
have deposited the sum of 30.000.000 million dollars with a security firm
abroad whose name is witheld for now until we open communication.I shall be
grateful if you could receive this fund into your account for safe keeping.
This arrangement is known to you and my son Ahmed alone, so my son will deal
directly with you as security is up my whole being.I am seriously considering
to settle down abroad in a friendly atmosphere like yours as soon as this fund
get into your account so that I can start all over again if only you wish, but
if it is impossible,just help me in diverting this fund into your account which
will accrue you 30% of this fund. Please honesty is the watch word in this
transaction.I will require your telephone and fax numbers so that we can
commence communication immediately and I will give you a more detailed picture
of things. In case you dont accept please do not let me out to the security as
I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence .I will greatly
appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith. Please expedite action by
sending your reply to my son email address below. Sincerely Yours, HAJIA MARIAM
ABACHA. PLEASE REPLY VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:: m_abachaa24@hknetmail.com

Isn't that more than the entire Earth GDP?