oh dam
― HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't really watch sitcoms; "Cosby" was an exception. Theo was hot!
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
get one new joke milo
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
(altho no I'm not into shoulderpads and feathered hair)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, we're talking about The Cosby Show here -- it's kind of transcendent.
― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Shakey in hating things people like shockah. *zzz*
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess... when I see it now it looks just as boring as every other sitcom. I don't see what really makes it unique, apart from (debatably) the carefully honed comic chops of its lead actor.
Frank's Place was better.
x-post
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
actually, you've articulated why sports disgust me, except sub "quarterback" for "actor."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
well hey perhaps not so coincidentally I'm also one of those rare American males who does not give a single shit about any professional sports whatsoever
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Sports "disgust" you? I mean, if not for lore and statistics, I'd find them pretty boring, too, but.
― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
the only sports stories I enjoy are the ones involving guys pitching no-hitters while on acid
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
do ppl srsly get to be like adults while still thinking like me in 9th grade
― ghost rider, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
how do people not grow out of hating on sports
― J0hn D., Monday, 17 September 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
It's one of the few fruitful, healthy antipathies.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/football/070202/f020219A.jpg HOW CAN YOU HATE THAT FACE
― ghost rider, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I just didn't understand how Alfred went from Shakey saying "Sitcoms bore me" to being all "I know, just like how sports DISGUST me." Not that there aren't disgusting aspects of sports, it was just an odd leap.
― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Is there anything to parse? I was being glib, even if I meant it a little. With some exceptions a well-made sitcom has the same effect on me as an "exciting" football game.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm talking about your elision of boredom and disgust.
― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
So, to clarify, you (a) dislike or (b) are entirely uneffected by sports?
B/c I know a ton of people who don't watch sports, but don't dislike them, or, alternatively, people who like some sports, but not others.
I know very few who, across the board, dislike all sports.
― B.L.A.M., Monday, 17 September 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
And I am not trying to hi-jack the thread. I am asking to see if I should start another one.
That was directed to Shakey and Alfred
― B.L.A.M., Monday, 17 September 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
I distrust most communal experiences, even concerts. Something about the expectations forced on me.
BUT LET'S GET BACK TO RUDY HUXTABLE LIPSYNCHING "I GOT THAT FEELIN'"
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't mean to be rude, but CRAZYPANTS
― HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
It doesn't stop me from going! But I enjoy music more than sports.
Unanymity of opinion disturbs me; hence my scowling when people whoop, cheer, and applaud loudly. Why is this so hard to understand?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Srsly, CRAZYPANTS
I don't like concerts or most activities where there's a crowd, but not because I feel I'm forced to feel or act any particular way. I just don't like a lot of people being that close to me.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.colleenkenny.com/images/ignatius.jpg
― ghost rider, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I also wash my hands at the sink until they bleed.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I do actually dislike large concerts because the greater the distance from the stage, the more I have to concentrate to prevent the crowd around me from getting in the way of my connection with the music. They don't even have to be behaving a certain way, either, I just don't like them dominating my senses.
― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
b/c it's insanely contrarian?
― Jordan, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Alright, so...you do acknowledge the fact that, typically, a sports contest has at least two factions, and often more, if its a multi-competitor sport?
Look, if your dislike of sport is just a general grinchness towards sports FOR WHATEVER REASON I'll back off. But a whole lot of people like sports. I am one of them. I am constantly curious as to why some people don't.
Even at my most anti-social times in my life, I still dug basketball. To the fullest.
― B.L.A.M., Monday, 17 September 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, I'm pretty social, but I accepted long ago that there are many other kinds of camaraderie in which I can find lasting pleasure. Last Thursday I sang loudly to "Inbetween Days" at a bar, so...whatevs.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm going to spend the rest of the evening cracking up over imagining these guys at funerals.
― nabisco, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link
"They've asked me to say a few words, and here they are: good riddance to old Aunt Jane. The woman voted for Dole, for god's sake. Indulge in your pious weeping if you must, but the woman was a hidebound reactionary, and god knows I won't miss that cat-urine smell of hers a bit."
― nabisco, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I come down more on the "boredom" side than "disgust" (although there's no shortage of disgusting things about professional sports, really). I'll go to ballgames with my dad or my coworkers if asked, I can sit through a game on TV if someone else wants to watch it, my wife makes me watch the Olympics, etc. But it just does not hold my interest at all, I find myself unable to assign any kind of importance to feats of physical acumen and as such my mind will just wander off.
I don't necessarily have Alfred's aversions to crowds but I do have an aversion to stadiums, which are pretty much invariably disgusting/uncomfortable/creepy.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link
(many x-posts)
- "It is always a tragedy when a child is taken from us so young ..." - "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO THINK, PREACHERMAN."
― nabisco, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link
(and btw I know there's other people here who may find it hard to believe - but I do actually respect the dead, provided they were worthy of respect while alive)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link
^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!
― nabisco, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
nabisco, that sounds more like you than me!
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Fair enough. It sounds like you all can be categorized thusly:
1) Doesn't particularly like sports, but doesn't hate the sports themselves 2) Has serious problems with the cultures surrounding sports, from kids to pros 2a) This includes expressive sports fans 3) Finds other things that they enjoy to do, be it with other people or alone
That combo sounds totally understandable to me.
Its the "I hate ALL things about sports because I do" folks that strike me as wierd.
This concludes this test of the BLAM Trying to Understand Normative Behavior and Its Iterations. Back to the Cosby Show!
― B.L.A.M., Monday, 17 September 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.richardhellergallery.com/dynamic/images/display/44_19_ONSPORTS5P.jpg
^^^usually what I think about whenever I'm stuck watching pro-sports (esp the Ted Williams bit)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
(hmm which seems to be cut off, oh well)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
did i ever tell you that I love the episode in which Rudy plays a wide receiver?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Her endzone dance is great.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link
OTM. I would put Rudy on my fantasy football team.
― B.L.A.M., Monday, 17 September 2007 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm willing to be cap'n save-a-shakey here. People are allowed to dislike sports, for crying out loud. And it doesn't mean that they are by default stuck in some junior high school mentality, as ghost rider seemed to be implying upthread.
I enjoy watching some sports, but also feel that there is a certain obnoxiousness that goes with American sports which is hard for me to endure (I'll lazily call it "the John Madden factor). Curiously, though, I do enjoy what is arguably the most "American" of sports-- baseball.
I do feel uncomfortable sometimes in massive crowd or stadium situations. It brings to mind too much for my comfort the fact that I am an organism; makes me feel like I am a bacterium among a throng of countless others.
― dell, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link
lazily enough, in fact, to leave the end quote off, whoo!
― dell, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
this fucking board needs a preview function...
― dell, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Also, I have, at various points crushed on both Rachel Ray and Lisa Bonet, (as Denise Hux) so make of that what you will.
― dell, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Her endzone dance is great
Wasn't her nickname Sweet Feet or Happy Feet?
This is the last time I'll raise the subject: I'm shocked that my admissions seemed so bizarre on, of all places, ILX. Of all the hundreds of thousands of things I've posted in the last three years, I suspect what I said tonight will follow me forever.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 17 September 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link