SOUTHAMPTON ARE STILL A BIG CLUB! The Premier League, 2014/15

Rooney's looking better

no

hasn't managed a shot on target but he did do a nice back heel

Are Chelsea employing some kind of game theory that I'm not smart enough to understand in their pursuit of Stones? £20m to £26m to £30m to £40m? If Everton wait another week the bid will be up to £60m.

textbook Fellaini sub

lol

:)

shame memphis missed that one from the rooney backheel, easiest chance he had all match

Rooney's looking LIKE HE better SPEAK TO HIS AGENT
(AND ALSO HIS HAIR TRANSPLANTER)

― tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, August 18, 2015 9:21 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fixed that for you

Manchester United have bid €85million for Bayern Munich and Germany striker Thomas Muller, according to Sport BILD.

how gauche

au gowshe

if they bild it, he will come

Now that should've been a thread title

from Sky:

So a bit more on this huge breaking news concerning Man United's decision to pull out of the running for Barcelona forward Pedro.

Our sources suggest that Pedro had the opportunity to move to Old Trafford earlier in the window and that United's decision to end their interest in the player has nothing to do with money.

And according to reports in Marca In the last hour, Pedro is in London for talks with Chelsea and that the deal to join the champions, worth £21m is almost done.

exacting standards

Wayne Rooney again failed to score and the captain struggled to make an impact throughout. But Van Gaal said: “He had a shot on goal [in the first half] so I’m happy.”

https://twitter.com/charliemgfooty/status/633049213685923841

^ don't know what the range is like on those things, not sure it'll get him all the way to manchester

good luck to pedro at chelsea, let's hope you're a worthy replacement for cuadrado

mitrovic off the bar! utd p good first 15mins, cooled off a bit since.

lol utd still garbage. 3 clean sheets tho'

if they had the fellaini nuclear option today they may have won. smalling a poor replacement for the big guy.

van Gaal's treatment of Herrera is absolutely fucking shameful

I hope he forces a move in January

happy draw day

watched the Spurs game for some reason

they're really bad

yep

and its genuinely still mainly avbs fault imo

Welp West Brom was making it competitive for a little while...

Terry sent off!

game just got very interesting indeed

terry ageing with dignity

yeah really pulling for Brom here

fuuuuck. so close.

West Brom's usually nickname is the Baggies, and their fans are pretty adept at pulling themselves

boing

usually? anyway it wasn't a correction, just a chance to lol at WBA

o i know I just like to poke fun at their whole boing boing thing.

oh well. Chelsea fans still can't be too excited about this.

aw dammit. right call tho, way offside

i need city to win every game this season until chelsea are mathematically unable to catch them. preferably with sterling being merely okay.

Lukaku just fucking up right and left

has the first touch of an elephant

there's the dagger. yowch Man City is gonna be tough to score on this year

Lukaku is so inconsistent

pretty sick no look pass

http://streamable.com/ua7t

co-commentator otm

Benitez out

oh and Allegri too I guess

clattenburg is just a cunt these are shit calls

which ones? i just watched a bit and Terry was a red, albeit a shade soft

Terry's second yellow was definitely a little soft and benefited from the speed in real time, though I felt like it could have gone either way

ref can't call it, clattenburg is a bluffing guesser and loves attention. awful traits in a ref

first one looked cheap too

Why are you all still using last season's thread? Is it really options paralysis over choosing a hilarious enough title?