Inspired by Rob Ford threatened teacher, made players ‘roll in goose scat’ documents show.
Unsealed Court Records Show Mayor Ford Gave Wet Willies To School Bus Drivers
Grand Jury Convened To Determine Makeup of Substance Mayor Rob Ford Flung At Reporeters
― schwantz, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
Ford Doc Shocker: "He secretes a rancid, oily substance from his scalp"
― now what’s trending is grazing (silby), Friday, 29 August 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
On eve of his third term, Mayor Ford pisses in face of nun while trampling infant to death. City reacts with characteristic mix of outrage, cheers.
― Brio2, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
Oh Toronto, I see they've installed your heart plug already.... Don't be angry. Everyone gets one here. But this is not why we're here. We've brought you a little cat, Toronto. You must care for it if you wish to live. A poison has been introduced into you, Toronto, Ontario. By milking this smooth little cat body each day you receive your antidote... it must be done each day....
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 August 2014 02:10 (nine years ago) link
Hamburglar and Grimace rob Ford dealership, expanding 'beyond just hamburgers' says police chief
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 30 August 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link
McCheese for Toronto 2014
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 30 August 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
Video of Ford eating McCheese for sale
― alanbatman (abanana), Saturday, 30 August 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link
Ford celebrates re-election with cocaine binge
― AlanSmithee, Sunday, 31 August 2014 11:20 (nine years ago) link
I'll put this here rather than the Crackstarter thread:
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/01/29/doug-ford-expected-to-make-announcement-at-noon-monday.html
Pretty sure he has zero chance of winning. As Ford says, the party's in disarray. "We're in disarray, everyone--we need the steady hand of Doug Ford."
― clemenza, Monday, 29 January 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link