"Flow my QUEERS / FALL from your springs" - an autumn tea dance, 2014

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/CG40020lg.jpg

There is no end in sight

oh, i was hoping the lack of a summer thread was a permanent vacation :(

We're back

Finally I'm feeling like I'm behaving like a gay man and can't we all type about it?

right-this-minute behaving? are you SHOPPING?

Glad to see this.

Saving me from embarrassment after checking out guy at cafe on Saturday: girlfriend saying to guy, "It's true -- you're hot"

I don't know if I had a hand in ending the gay threads or not, but if I did, I'm sorry and will withdraw into the sweet depression of autumn.

we should open a bakery called Sweet Depression.

or retitle ours No Depression

excellent, a music ref old enough for me to get!

No depression, no shopping, but I did grow a beard in August and suddenly found myself falling face-first into ass

I always wear a harness just in case that happens.

(But I shaved about ten days ago)

Eric don't pull out

funny – I fell ass-first into a face last month

I had a moment a month ago where I was naked at the mirror and I asked my bf "are my hips getting wider or is my cock getting smaller?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJmpwkUx4

Does this dick make my butt look big?

I hitch my pants up about 40x daily; plz tell me there is a biological reason. (I'm not losing weight either, bcz I believe pizza is part of my pharmacopoeia.)

I never have to do that. My big ass butt keeps them up.

I am big. It's my pants that got small.

falling face-first into ass

this is how i want to die tbh

also: hello hey hi

"Is the Rectum a Bouncy House?"

Finally I'm feeling like I'm behaving like a gay man and can't we all type about it?

Finally?

Welllllll yeah? Considering I've spent the last five years embracing and feeling good about my non-male queer headspace, any time I find my face in a man's ass I'm a little surprised

cant say that switching from full beard to mustache has really garnered me any more male attention but let me tell you, older women absolutely LOVE it

you are def oozing retro class

"are my hips getting wider or is my cock getting smaller?"

braggin 2014 but i lost like ~40 lbs this year and it was like i was rewarded with additional length as a bonus.

like not even a lot but enough for me & my bf to notice.

sorry that post was probably obnoxious tmi. ive been away from ilx and ive missed you all, so of course i start by relaying status updates about my penis.

I've missed these threads, TMI and all!

More penis posts!

I'm trying to type about What The Fuck Happened To Me over the last couple months but it's tough to get it right, I will save posting it til tomorrow

swole thighs def pop mah dick out

xpost

All good, I hope--though "What The Fuck Happened To Me" is less than encouraging.

http://i.imgur.com/fwN2oiz.jpg

thighs kinda swole tbh

No, WTFHTM is entirely positive but it's hard to get the details right. Most of you who know me even a little bit know that I’m a sex-prude, that I’m Grindr-scared and monogamous with few or no exceptions. I hear about the sexcapades of my friends with increasing envy. But now for the third time ever in my life I’ve felt emotionally liberated by the intentions of the bodies of others and I wanted to share that with you homos.

Oh, good! Share away!

(when yr ready, of course)

looking good sailor! xxp

tyvm :]

Every time I get momentarily liberated it just doesn't end well.

But I'm happy for thigh pics.

My big ass butt keeps them up.

rejected "Anaconda" lyrics

I was dating a dude and then we broke up and now shit's mildly weird but still okay

also the other day I hooked up w/ that guy that I was dating that stopped dating me to be bf's with my ex and then they broke up so then I banged him! It was v fun!

i have also become a bit more exhibitionistic in the interval as if that was not already obvious

steve are you interested in resuming a relationship with dude or?

oh heavens no

no to all previous dudes

harsh but fair

"no to all previous dudes"

you're so wise.

except you

jeezus this thread is going to be Looking now eh

(which i haven't seen)

I've been lucky enough to not be attracted to any of my roommates in the past. My current one's moving out next month tho, so 2015 could definitely bring some tense moments.

if something occurs without either of us forcing something then i'll just roll with it, but i'm wary of taking any first steps. >_>

in related news i had a wonderful cuddle session with a really cute guy before work earlier today! ^^

dj sprinksles at the tate was a pretty abysmal proposition and reality. essay is hilarious and right on. terre thaemlitz is amazing.

PLAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi plax

miss u plax

plax! the gold spandex weird breakcore dude you saw in SF -- Company Fuck -- is gonna be playing here again in Feb. and I thought of you!

HALLO!

hallo gal-oh

Winter thread.

Not over on the eastern seabored.

so one-half of the couple i'm supposed to be staying with in new orleans in a little over two weeks says they are breaking up and that he's moving out.

:(

J0rdan and I hung out weekend before Thanksgiving.

Last weekend I met an Argentine in town for Art Basel with hopes of being a promoter. We made out for a while but I balked when he wanted to hit a party in Aventura (15 miles north) at 1:30 a.m. When you have to drive, these sacrifices for lust become tiresome.

welcome to the seniors bus

I had SIX "re-vaccinations" this morning, incl hepatitis A and B, so I guess I'm ready to ball like a demon.

if the senior bus is rocking, dont bother knockin

I'm going to meet an ex for a drink. We had a violent romance, but now we're grown ups.

12 years ago

oh my

Embarking on a week-long road trip this week with someone who I wonder about sometimes ... that way.

are you two... friendly?

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/linake/1048668/4855/4855_original.jpg

Knowing Eric it's gonna be a nonstop raunch sex romp

Holy shit stevie

what???

fgti, the joke is that eric has stated on multiple gaythreads his disinterest in that kinda stuff

I was referring to his dn

That drink went fine. We caught up, filled in gaps in memory, laughed at the awful people we once were, and I saw a picture of him naked.

Whereas I was the more "functional" one in the relationship, he was the one who wound up married and owning a home in Connecticut. But then his husband got a taste for meth and took in a houseboy and he (my ex) fled. :(

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/ilxalbums/imagejpg1.jpg

My Hogmanay party might not turn out quite as epic as the (ahem) teaser... but I'm sure it would if you were all to come over.

Imagine that!

that's one of my favorite photos ever

Who are you at this party jed_ ?

Mine too clouds.

II'm grace. Always. You?

Divine as always

the joke is that eric has stated on multiple gaythreads his disinterest in that kinda stuff

:D

You guys know me too well.

at least yr "persona," shug.

http://www.mulholland-drive.net/screencaps/persona_two_faces.jpg

Well, in this case at least it was already a so not gonna happen. No additional resistance was nec from my corner.

what did the road trip teach you about America?

You can get good cocktails in any top-20 metro area.

how many of those did you cover?

You can always put a cocktail where your cock oughta be (as I have).

In a (gl)ass.

The Food and Drug Administration announced on Tuesday that it would scrap a prohibition on blood donation by gay and bisexual men, but would keep a block on donations by men who have had sex with other men in the last 12 months.

WELL MY WHAT A BIG CHANGE

We can have that winter thread now.

Well, it was getting tiresome saying no to the blood bank vampires and throwing back I'M GAY just to watch them cringe from embarrassmetn.

WELL MY WHAT A BIG CHANGE

Actually ...

fine i'll meet you at the Red Cross

had what was supposed to be just a quick/immediate sex thing w/ this dude from Scruff on Sunday night (it was rly, rly good fyi) but we've been talking all day every day since then and he's a poetry professor and has 2 nose rings and is just really charming and sweet and I'm trying really hard not to get ~feelings~ but idk! We made plans for dinner and a movie soon so that's nice.

WINTER

www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=101244#unread

good on the poetry prof then!

Also I finally got to fuck someone to the new Soft Pink Truth album which was equal parts hot and funny.

I tried this and he was not having it. Owen's album went down a lot smoother (actually I've fucked a couple people to that one).