We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

All of the Twins, and then the sun (which wasn't supposed to be out). (Apparently, I need to carry sunscreen everywhere in summer.)

I had to give some to two ILXors at a Mets game last month, in fact

Also, Chris Herrmann was getting me a little hot and bothered, too.

See, I didn't even know who that is. What terrible career batting stats.

No action, but my wondering/wandering eyes did spot fresh meat by the pool yesterday. My sunscreen and library copy of McBride's Welles book were sheathed but ready.

Stats ain't nothing but numbers. I'm playing the intangibles game.

i can't imagine alfred in any other context that doesn't involve tanning + gin + some laborious henry james-esque novel

<3

sunscreen > tanning

I don't understand "tanning." You're tanning anyway when in the water. Besides – cancer.

clouds, I'm categorized as the "guy who reads." Apparently no one in my condo complex does, at least outdoors.

hey that's my line! xp

I'm playing the intangibles game.

This is what you say when your hometown pitchers don't strike anybody out. Or maybe just Paul Molitor's pickup line.

i'm about a quarter of the way through the Richard Pryor biography, which has even more bisexuality and crossdressing than i expected.

(also more horrific drug stupors and violence)

Can't wait to read that by the lake.

to a mustachioed stranger

I expect to BE the mustachioed stranger.

some winter stranger in front of the fire

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02828/stranger-lake-two_2828968b.jpg

so much better w/out the mustache.

I'm good with him either way.

I went to NYC for a brief minute to see a concert and then go bar hopping w/ my girl (where we wound up at the Eagle to see her friend dj, lol), came home Saturday day to go to our annual company party and then I left that to go try to get laid at a boring Radical Faerie party which was a total mistake bcz it turned out to be a ton of ppl just on drugs touching whoever happened to be near them, like a great place to blow someone for 10 minutes and then go have a snack but an awful place to try to find someone coherent to take back to yr apartment. Last night was the monthly early-evening classic disco/house party and I got to dance to Sabrina Johnston's "Peace" with a bunch of ecstatic middle-aged queens who were whooping and yelling at like every song, such fun times

this weekend i'm going to DC to a fun afternoon party and one of my friends asked if I wanted to march in the Pride parade w/ the Smithsonian???

only if you get to wear Judy's red pumps

Stevie, that sounds fun! i'm too broke NOT to go out this week, if that makes any sense at all...

The IFC Center is showing Mahogany tonight, but if anything I am going to a John Wayne film at MoMA.

ooh i shd look into IFC. i think we have an unofficial get into IFC Center for free deal here

just looked into it - Mahogany sold out tonight, Diana Ross' daughter is going to be there

there's another barebones screening at 10

today was a rough one. feeling a bit out of it tonight :| maybe i'll do some work

you guys have about 11 days to save yrself from me picking the summer thread title

j/k, ive been punished enough

dibs

have we ever argued about derek jarman on this thread? we switched off 'sebastiane' 20 minutes in last night. very gorgeous men, very tedious everything else

we're providing customer/tech support for employees whose company is migrating them from XP to 8.1 and i'm just like

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/26/article-2432922-18472EF100000578-249_634x346.jpg

That's the gayest post this thread has ever seen.

lol wrong thread

Yesterday was a really hyperactive day for me on Scruff and now I have a date on Friday and I'm freaking out.

Also getting pretty obviously catfished by some other dude (?), which is a shame b/c nice shoulders brah.

he's playing with your whiskers?

I saw Jarman's The Last of England a few months ago. My only thought was, "Well, it's prettier than the real one."

I got a Dear Morbz email from the Bad Muslim playmate, entirely expected.

So now I have to follow up with the even younger pianist, no later than Folsom Street East.

I don't understand catfishing on sexy social media, plz explain

Well, my first thought was that you catfish people in order to get their sexy pics ... which then you would repurpose to catfish other people ... but I guess I don't get the endgame there.

Ugh, pianists have crushed my heart the worst.

The only musician I dated could really blow.

They've all been on the rebound.

He has a Chaplin poster on his wall, which is pretty encouraging for a 21yo.

i do not fuck w/ classical musicians at all.

every time i tried watching jubilee i fell asleep -- not his fault, i was just always exhausted.

It's funny cause it's true. Every classical musician I've either started to date or have heard friends have dated has been a train wreck.

what about dancers?

They're all dating yoga instructors.