This is an all caps stunt poll to make people skim my rambling on Do like me and get into eSports because that's how American gridiron football dies
But I do need some quasi-random strangers to help me pick which jersey to pay for, should I decide to pull the trigger. Many other peoples' dollars have been spent so that I might wear shirts that say shit like "MANNING" and "ZIDANE" or even * - but now you get to choose what silly thing people will see across my broad, manly shoulders when I walk around the office on Fridays pretending that I wish I was somebody else. The lowest or highest number of votes will determine my choice. I will decide how to interpret the outcome.
Here's the twitter accounts that belong to the players whose choices of handle have determined the poll candidates:
Doublelift = https://twitter.com/clgdoublelift
Aphromoo = https://twitter.com/aphromoo
Pobelter = https://twitter.com/Pobelter
Xmithie = https://twitter.com/lolxmithie
Ziospartan = https://twitter.com/ZionSpartan
Here's the store link for what I'm talking about, in case you care about aesthetics or context:
http://store.clgaming.net/collections/frontpage/products/clg-season-5-jersey-blank
NB caring about aesthetics or context is an automatic disqualifier - please vote twice for each time you care about those things
*pretty sure I also have a Bayern Munich one in a dresser somewhere but everybody else has gone to bed and I swear it's not MÜLLER even though that's probably exactly whose it is
Poll Results
Option | Votes |
Doublelift | 2 |
Aphromoo | 2 |
Pobelter | 1 |
Xmithie | 1 |
Ziospartan | 0 |
― BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Saturday, 3 October 2015 05:51 (eight years ago) link