Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

Hey, now Trump's got David Duke and Louis Farrakhan on his side! What a winner, right?

Black students ejected from Trump rally in Ga

the drumpf thing has an element of the mythic to it- you assert power over a thing by calling it by its True Name. see also, of course, "schicklgruber".

http://theweek.com/speedreads/609311/time-reporter-choked-slammed-ground-donald-trump-rally

xpost Huh, this might be the first time I've seen Farrakhan in the news for years. Has he totally sat out the Black Lives Matter stuff?

too busy secretly running Obama admin

The notion that Trump and Sanders are pulling different ends of the same troubled American heartstring is not new, but over the disparate strains of Muse tunes and “Mustang Sally” at the Cox Convention Center in downtown Oklahoma City on Sunday, Paul and Sherelle Bowermann were living proof of this theory. They, along with over 4,000 other Oklahomans, had come to hear Sanders speak at an event that included Native American dancing and the obligatory rendition of “This Land Is Your Land” (Woody Guthrie was from Oklahoma, after all). The Bowermanns were supporting the Vermont senator, but “believe it or not, our second choice is Trump,” said Sherelle, 73. In a general election, given the choice between the Manhattan businessman and Clinton, they would vote for Trump. Paul, 68, who characterized his political outlook as “eclectic,” liked that Sanders seemed “more compassionate to people who are down and out” and that Trump seemed to be “protesting the powers that be, the billionaires that run the country.”

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/if-you-want-to-understand-whats-roiling-the-2016-election-go-to-oklahoma/

Trump is like that SNL skit where the Broadway hypnotist hypnotizes all of his audiences into saying his show was much better than "Cats."

He renounces them and given the fact that he supported his daughter in that move shows that.”

ban use of "that"

OMG, I forgot all about people Trumping their cats!
http://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/donald-trump-funny-look-alike-201__700.jpg

The stupidity of Peter Beinart.

To fight Mr. Trump’s ability to sway the news cycle, Mr. Clinton would not hold back on the stump, and President Obama has told allies he would gleefully portray Mr. Trump as incapable of handling the duties of the Oval Office.

looking forward to both of these tbh

they are so going to bungle this

who is "they"?

"they" is "we"

we have met the enemy and they is we

hoping at least for some more of this face

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Inuxx/donald-trump-seth-myers-white-house-correspondents-dinner-cspan_zpssgvyjuqg.jpg

where'd he find a tangerine slice big enough to fit his head?

Holy fucking shit at the footage of the reporter being slammed.

dipshit meathead cop in recognizes no boundaries shocka

To fight Mr. Trump’s ability to sway the news cycle, Mr. Clinton would not hold back on the stump, and President Obama has told allies he would gleefully portray Mr. Trump as incapable of handling the duties of the Oval Office.

looking forward to both of these tbh

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, March 1, 2016 11:28 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are so going to bungle this

― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 11:30 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who is "they"?

― WilliamC, Tuesday, March 1, 2016 11:31 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmm

Although, yes, much of the television news media upon which it's focused is inarguable garbage, Trump's ire towards the media in general is a huge red flag that cannot be waved enough. Look forward to many more chokeslams and worse under President Trump's reign.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I was still pretty shocked that it was a secret service officer, not a Trump goon, who was doing the chokeslamming. Especially since the reporter who was nowhere near the candidate.

Democrats are masters at fucking things up at the moment of victory.

it's almost as if they do it on purpose...

eh, republicans say the same thing about their own, pretty sure both parties look upon their apparatus as ineffectual losers at all times regardless of the circumstances

i know this is petty but does bernie sanders referring to himself in the third person annoy anyone else?

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Senator Bernie Sanders began “Super Tuesday” by casting a ballot at his polling station in Vermont around 7:30 a.m., saying he is “feeling great” about his prospects.

Mr. Sanders, dressed in a black winter jacket and accompanied by his wife, Jane, came to the Robert Miller Community and Recreation Center, checked in with the station’s staff members, then voted for himself.

“After a lot of deliberation I know that Bernie Sanders here in Vermont got at least one vote,” Mr. Sanders joked. “I was working on my wife. So I probably got two. So we are feeling pretty good.”

no...

nope

ugh, he does it all the time and it drives me crazy

It doesn't annoy Tarfumes.

yeah I don't see evidence there that he's crossed over to Jimmy-on-Seinfeld territory.

i think you get a pass if you're running for president and you refer to yourself in the third person as long as you don't do it in one-on-one interviews.

Bob Dole doesn't like it

Really feel like the only way to knock Trump out at this point is convince his voters he's secretly black

I don't know if I can make it through this John Oliver thing

"There's nobody that's done so much for equality as I have," Trump said, before bringing up his club. "You take a look at Palm Beach, Florida. I built the Mar-a-Lago Club, totally open to everybody. A club that, frankly, set a new standard in clubs and a new standard in Palm Beach and I've gotten great credit for it."

a billy club?

"There's nobody that's done so much for equality as I have," Trump said, before bringing up his club. "I'm gonna build a wall so high, Mexico will pay for it." He nodded. "It'll be so high, so equal, and you're gonna love it!"

Lol that following discrimination laws = being an equality pioneer

This feels like one of those early 00s Fox reality shows at this point

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I was still pretty shocked that it was a secret service officer, not a Trump goon, who was doing the chokeslamming. Especially since the reporter who was nowhere near the candidate.

Is there any confirmation that it was USSS?

it's not funny anymore. we are in kafka territory.

Good can't wait til he turns into a bug

based on my voting experience this morning i can tell you that people who live on streets starting in N-Z are turning out in record numbers, A-M not so much

Is there any confirmation that it was USSS?

http://time.com/4241899/donald-trump-rally-time-photographer-chris-morris/?xid=time_socialflow_twitter

Clearly the GOTV operations should be focusing on that critical "streets that are earlier in the alphabet" demographic in ciderpress's area.

(In Va. they used to have lines divided that way but for last names; because there are so many more names beginning N-Z it was always a longer line. There was always some crank grumbling about how they should divide it at a different point, like S. Nowadays, the whole list is on a tablet so you can stand in any line you wish.)

is drumpf a wildly uncommon and weird german name? the end joke is 'haha a foreign sounding name' from a british guy on a premium cable network

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/01/how-breitbart-unleashes-hate-mobs-to-threaten-dox-and-troll-trump-critics.html

funny when the legbreakers start to worry. ("funny")

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/704710156463030273

The anonymous online Trump army is racist, anti-semitic, vile, and despicable. The actual Trump supporters I've met are nothing like that.

like, are you suuuure, sean?

it's not funny anymore. we are in kafka territory.

carve his crimes into his flesh