Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

at least 40% of this is libs with a modicum of conscience self-negotiating around "Christ, i'll have to suck it up and vote for Hillary in November"

brutal moral calculus of living in a swing state

I'm glad, collardio, that there were some white people around to explain the point I was making to you; now if you'll excuse me I need to take these recommendations Mr Bledsoe gave me up to Mr. Emerson's office.

am i wrong to read morbs's mention of "libs" as dripping with contempt?

reminds me of the PLP* member in my high school who after a friendly argument in the student newspaper office, screamed "LIBERAL!" at me as he walked out, expecting i guess that it was the devastating coup de grace.

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Labor_Party_%28United_States%29

you're the drip

is this where I admit my position going into the caucuses was "what can I do that would irritate Morbs the most?"

well i took no note tbh

Olympic-level handwaving itt re Bernie's ghetto comments

Yeah no it's fine he totally didnt mean it the way it was *transcribed*

rmde

Cruz is expected to announce the endorsement of "more than four" senators this week

Whoa

So he's up from less than zero

Cruz to announce endorsement of "this many!" senators this week

I bet Trump counts Christie as more than 4 governors

well, that's just the weirdass way that the National Review reported it:

With the prospect of Donald Trump’s nomination looming over the GOP, Cruz is set to unveil endorsements from more than four senators this week, according to a source with knowledge of the situation.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/432442/ted-cruz-senate-endorsements

the more-than-fourth one is Ted Cruz

Cruz, shockingly, plans to endorse Kasich

there could be dozens of endorsements coming for cruz, we cannot say for sure at this time

Is handwaving the opposite of handwringing srs question

https://theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/ted-cruz-large.jpg?w=450&h=272

they always claim there are multiple endorsers but it usually turns out to be a lone one

they said the same thing about the zodiac killer

the more-than-fourth one is Ted Cruz

― micro brewbio (crüt), Monday, March 7, 2016 4:53 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lool

would not be surprising if 4 Senators slipped Ted a note to meet them in the cloak room at 3pm for an endorsement and that he should be wear his underwear

tryin to guess who in the Senate hates Trump enough/likes Cruz enough to endorse

first pics of ted cruz arriving at the meeting

https://headinavice.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/casino-cornfield.png?w=900

yeah idgi, I thought all his colleagues hate the guy

you're talking about the party where the four people behind Trump who spent most of a debate talking about how wholly unfit he is to be president turned around and said they would support him as the nominee if he won

true, that

Johnny Isakson?

gonna guess Shelby, Lee, maybe Blunt, Murkowski

helluva law firm

Warren, Boxer, Franken, Klobuchar

Did he say American Senators?

that'd be an awfully big tent

i'm not sure how much endorsements helps cruz, anyway. he's trying to take votes away from Trump, right? does it help Cruz to get the endorsement of conservative senator X who failed to follow through on promises dismantle obamacare or whatever angry old trump voters care about? (what they need is a true outsider who knows how to get things done like trump, a proven negotiator, and so on) and i thought part of cruz's appeal was precisely the fact that his colleagues don't like him. the whole town is pissed off at him because he's such a tough guy outsider, unwilling to compromise. now he's got colleagues who will say nice things about him, colleagues that failed to refused to shut down planned parenthood? who is "ted cruz"?

sorry, that's incomprehensible but i was trying to become one with the angry conservative mind

ted cruz is a guy who wants to be president very badly and like the rest of the country isn't sure what one needs to do this year to make that happen

it's possibly that i've overcaffeinated but suddenly it has become really fun to say Who IS 'Ted Cruz'? using the dateline mbc narrator voice

probably depends on who the endorsements are. like christie's endorsement did not lead anyone to believe trump was beloved by party apparatchiks

yes, but who IS 'Ted Cruz'?

hahaha, sorry

that'd be an awfully big tent

― k3vin k., Monday,

Christie's not a senator.

has christie burned pretty much any political capital he ever had

not if trump is the next president of the united states

Karl: "i thought part of cruz's appeal was precisely the fact that his colleagues don't like him. the whole town is pissed off at him because he's such a tough guy outsider, unwilling to compromise. now he's got colleagues who will say nice things about him."

Yep that is totes part of his appeal. JUST saw on Ace of Spades about how the fact that everybody hates him is a point in his favor because if they like you in DC, that can only mean bad things about you.

Needless to say I'm enjoying TedMentum tremendously. Yes, please, throw us in that briar patch.

has christie burned pretty much any political capital he ever had

Trenton hasn't burned down but his term isn't over yet

ba dum dum

DAMN this coffee is good! but just who IS 'Ted Cruz'?

bloomberg will not run; too many new yorkers already

reminds me of the PLP* member in my high school who after a friendly argument in the student newspaper office, screamed "LIBERAL!" at me as he walked out, expecting i guess that it was the devastating coup de grace.

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Labor_Party_%28United_States%29

― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, March 7, 2016 4:28 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

jhe was right

he's trying to take votes away from Trump, right?

he's trying to take votes away from Rubio and assume the role as the establishment alternative to Trump

xxp