Beer

that Vanilla Porter is p good as far as those go.

as far as the other two choices, I can only assume you've used your head as a percussion instrument tonight

i didn't buy any of these. they're just what was in the fridge, left over from parties etc

actually i did buy the bud light.

this is the stupidest poll

like, nakhchivan or whatever, he's never done a poll as bad and dumb as this

I hate the contents of your fridge

hate is a strong word and I try to avoid it

your fridge - just drink it so it's all gone and we can go to bed and shut up

he has to wait for the poll to close

We do need a new beer thread tho

^

we needed this thread

did a 1080 indy nosebone while voting for that breck brewery beverage

T'ship, have you ever shotgunned a beer?

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and yes, in college. i've also done a keg stand.

how bout u

i also shotgunned some beers in college

we are in an exclusive club with everyone

pour that blue moon abomination down the sink.
drink the breckinridge, i guess
save the bud light for when it's 85 degrees and humid.

lol i had a feeling that weird cinammon horchata blue moon wouldn't be a fan favorite

I never figured out the real reason why people needed to poke extra holes in cans to drink beer faster. I could always drink it just as fast without whatever physics bullshit going on

there used to be a bar in greenpoint called "red star". instead of a pitcher you could get these like, two liter things of bud light with a spigot attached. my brother, two of his friends, and i used to see if we could drink the whole thing without closing the spigot, like when one person is finished filling their glass the next person has to put their glass under it immediately after it. you had to drink the beers fast, because your turn would come up fast. we called this the "red star challenge" and i always thought it was an official, sanctioned thing that the bar had that they wanted you to do. but actually it was just a thing my brother made up and one day a waiter got annoyed at us for spilling beer and i felt bad.

I luvs ya Treezy but dear god the activity you described above sounds about as great as jamming my dick into a wine bottle

Humans are awful, give the guy a break

Wait what happens when you jam your dick in a wine bottle

*magic*

i would rather do the red star challenge

drink them all imo

the only one that looks tolerable is the bud light

http://andrewstoeten.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/shrug.gif

i like your tiny bricks treesh (or enormous electrical outlet)

"blue moon cinnamon horchata ale" is like a third-tier portlandia joke

i am having it now. it's so gross.

wtf this poll is a fraud

there is no such thing as reform for the treeship dictatorship and its parliamentary screens

sorry dude. i thought it was clear that this poll was an imaginative exercise based on my real life experience. i never said it was binding.

I was once persuaded to try the horchata ale by someone who's a huge fan of it. it is liquid garbage

It really is. Original Blue Moon is barely better. It tastes like a fully synthetic version of a Belgian witbier from the distant future, when plants no longer exist and scientists have to rely on written accounts of beers to approximate their taste.

Original Blue Moon is drinkable at least I guess. The horchata beer was sickeningly sweet. I finished it anyway.

i can have beer this weekend, ian!

pour that blue moon abomination down the sink.
drink the breckinridge, i guess
save the bud light for when it's 85 degrees and humid.

― ian, Wednesday, March 16, 2016 12:50 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIyIhf9pxgI

gave you a vote champ

"blue moon cinnamon horchata ale" is like a third-tier portlandia joke

^^^ I had not seen nor heard of this ridiculous beer before now. As Herman's Hermits said, "A Must to Avoid."

that's what they said about jesus too

i'm drinking a steel reserve rn. i like it

Steel Reserve Cinammon Horchata Ale

every time i drink a beer i think, 'i should add cinnamon to this' but i never do. maybe tonight's the night

that's what they said about jesus too

"he said: you're not him"

blue moon cinnamon horchata ale

this is horrifying

that's what they said "Jesus" about

want to poll it against the fabled bud light mang-o-rita

every time i drink a beer i think, 'i should add cinnamon to this' but i never do. maybe tonight's the night

― dynamicinterface, Wednesday, March 16, 2016 10:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is not enough, you also need to add horchata

the most savage thing i've intentionally done to a beer is put a "cinammon-sugar rim" around the edge of a glass of pumpkin ale. other people were doing it too.

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What do we think of Bud Light's new can design?

How can you people have no thoughts on this, are you made of stone?

I don't drink Bud Light tbh

Just struck upon the strategery of alternating between two different kinds to keep the mouthfeel fresh. Ale/lager/ale/lager for instance.

Calstars gets it

I really love sixpoint sweet action.

sours are my favorite at the moment. I've had versions from lagunitas, Peekskill, and goose island so far. First two are very good. The GI is a little less sour than the others.

Guy dripping hot sauce on the top of a can of Tecate
Is this a thing?

it's a thing I have seen my Mexican friends doing, also rubbing limes/salt on the can

fieri?