yeah this was good
― gbx, Monday, 31 July 2017 03:11 (six years ago) link
they'll be alright if they aim at the flashing red spot on the dragon's back
― kinder, Wednesday, July 26, 2017 12:01 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I don't think I've ever thought about a dragon's anus prior to this post.
― Evan, Monday, 31 July 2017 03:33 (six years ago) link
How is DRAGON ANUS not already a metal band? Or anything? Get on the stick, civilization.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 31 July 2017 03:39 (six years ago) link
we've already got goblin cock, i think we're all set
― gbx, Monday, 31 July 2017 03:42 (six years ago) link
easily the best one of the season even if it doubled down on the show's most irritating element, Jon and Dany and their supposed charms
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 31 July 2017 03:48 (six years ago) link
Tapeworms cause the dog to dragon anus which ruins the carpet.
xxp
― Evan, Monday, 31 July 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link
writers pretty explicitly saying winter is climate change huh
― 龜, Monday, 31 July 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link
yeah to the extent that I groaned a bit
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:00 (six years ago) link
aren't all seasons technically climate change?
🤤
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:12 (six years ago) link
I was glad the Cersei / whatsername scene was legit disturbing and not just another torturefest
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:20 (six years ago) link
was it? never cared enough abt whatsername for it to have any oomph
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:35 (six years ago) link
lovedthe quick pivot from YAY BRAN YOURE ALIVE to "um welp i gotta go, um, check the grain yep bye"
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:45 (six years ago) link
yeah sheesh bran stop triggering yr sister you fuckin weirdo
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:48 (six years ago) link
Three eyed ravens aren't allowed to have emotions or a personality, I guess.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 04:49 (six years ago) link
calling your sister beautiful in the worst possible context is definitely a sort of personality
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:53 (six years ago) link
three eyes raven is a fkn buzzkill
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:54 (six years ago) link
I dunno being plugged into the tree internet for a long time is bound to fuck your brain up
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:54 (six years ago) link
the staging of the Red Priestess leaving Dragonstone was super awkward but I did like seeing Varys uneasy
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 31 July 2017 04:58 (six years ago) link
The beatitudes of bran is gonna get old fastEmelia clarke is painful to watch act
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 July 2017 05:32 (six years ago) link
yeah Clarke and Harington as scene partners is fucking rough
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 31 July 2017 05:34 (six years ago) link
Davos carrying some good acting weight in the throne room imo
― nomar, Monday, 31 July 2017 05:36 (six years ago) link
so hamfisted... "and then that one time you came back from the de... OH WE WON'T TALK ABOUT THAT"
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 July 2017 06:22 (six years ago) link
It's good that they are barreling along and doing what the tv version has always done best. But I'm watching mostly to get a glimpse of what GRRM intends to do, and I think it's safe to say that we won't get any of this nonsense.
― Frederik B, Monday, 31 July 2017 12:27 (six years ago) link
looooool
― Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
misandei is really bad too - real amateur drama feeling off her "announcements".
there was a lot of childish/needlessly vulgar writing in this ep - euron's "finger in the arse" and tyrion's "impregnate the bitch".
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link
i mean i know it's got but felt a bit camp/ridiculous
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link
"she is the queen's most trusted exposition recapper"
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 July 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link
I lol'd at Euron's crass line, somewhat guiltily
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 31 July 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link
i often think Clarke is bad too but at the same time it works because isn't the character supposed to seem a little callow and unconvincing? there's a little more complexity to her at least than jon snow, who so far comes off as the typical paper thin self-serious fantasy protagonist.
― ryan, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link
xp - Euron and Davros were the heroes of this episode. It seems odd to me to cringe at his crass challenge of Jamie, and Tyrion's line, in the context of an episode that was heavy on the "let me describe in graphic detail ways in which we were prepared to torture you to death" speeches.
― sarahell, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
also lol at Sam's modern explanation of how he solved a problem by reading the manual and following the instructions.
"give me ten good men and I'll impregnate the bitch" is a pretty strange saying
― Number None, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
sure, but I prefer strange sayings to things like Littlefinger giving Sansa a lecture about how she needs to see everything all at once, and then, wow what a coincidence, Bran shows up at the door!
― sarahell, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
felt like that juxtaposition was intentional? like littlefinger doesn't really see anything at once - he's just a creepy pos w/ a weird crush on a girl who he sold to a violent rapist and he thinks he's really wise. bran otoh can actually see everything and what that looks like is not being some smarmy shit but being psychologically fractured and alienated. neither are good models for sansa who this week reminded me so much of a stark - not the stark black sheep (who has dreams of becoming a pretty princess) but that kind of cold, pragmatic, black & white starkness but w/ a more earned wisdom than her naive father.
― Mordy, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
earlier, we were discussing the quality of actors and one that was mentionned that I think is doing a very fine job is Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.
nothing can save Clarke and Turner.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:37 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kRougHi.jpg
ACTING
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 31 July 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link
I can't really tell with Coster-Waldau anymore. Jamie's character has been totally pointless since they decided to turn him into a rapist (and generally pathetic loser) for no apparent reason
he might actually have the best story arc in the books too
― Number None, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link
oh ffs still with the rapist thing? he's not. he is boring though, bc like almost everyone now he has no personal objective that sets him in any interesting opposition to anyone else we (or even better he) care/s about.
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link
Y'all are weird. I find Jamie very intersting!
― sarahell, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:16 (six years ago) link
seems 2 me they're setting jaime up to be a good guy
― 龜, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link
yeah, he's just had a longer, slower character development ... he's definitely going to do something important, but it isn't obvious yet, as opposed to most of the other characters on the show.
― sarahell, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
maybe he pulls a Theon, and instead of doing "the right thing," he avoids it -- but it's just weird the way that some of you complain both about things being too obvious and being too boring (i.e. subtle).
― sarahell, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link
Lena Headey was great this episode
― nomar, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link
yeah, he's just had a longer, slower character development ... he's definitely going to do something important, but it isn't obvious yet, as opposed to most of the other characters on the show.― sarahell, Monday, July 31, 2017 11:27 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sarahell, Monday, July 31, 2017 11:27 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
gonna add 'queenslayer' to his list of informal titles, imo
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link
to avoid confusion, will have to space it out from 'queenlayer' on his resume
― Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
if Jamie kills her, it will be too much like a movie that already exists
― Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link
― sarahell, Monday, July 31, 2017
he used to be! just needs to get an agenda and arc of his own again.
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
Yeah, narrative symmetry pretty obviously calls for Jaime to kill Cersei after she goes full-on Mad Queen
― Dan I., Tuesday, 1 August 2017 00:16 (six years ago) link
But it's game of thrones so maybe they'll try to invert that expectation?
― Dan I., Tuesday, 1 August 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link
I can't complain about Jamie, everything makes sense right now.
Good recovery from last week's episode. Liked Tyrion saying "I'd never do that... to you"
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 00:37 (six years ago) link