You can give a shout-out to the really old jews you love here. It's the end of an era, you hockey puck!

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90 YEARS YOUNG on may 8th. Love you, Don!

https://robertbrancatelli.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/don-rickles.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

Al Jaffee, you are an American hero and one of my spiritual mentors. Bless you. 95 YEARS YOUNG.

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/5056942233_38d86ed37c_b.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

Sam Gross, you are a spring chicken at 82 and you warped my brain in such a wonderful way when I was a child and when I met you when I was a kid you were so nice and you got cigar ashes in the book I had you sign. I will treasure those ashes always.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/Sam_Gross_on_September_17,_2014.jpg/220px-Sam_Gross_on_September_17,_2014.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

Mel, well, what can I say? You are a living link to everything I love about this stupid country and I have known you as long as I have known myself. There are few who can compare.

http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/M/melbrooks.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Thank you Al Jaffee, for giving me the courage to shout out my own snappy answers to stupid questions

Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

"Is it raining out?"
"No, I always shower with my clothes on before entering a house."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

Professor Irwin Corey, oldest living commie comedian

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/13/article-0-0E5BAE0400000578-693_306x387.jpg

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 May 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

Bernie doesn't qualify yet, I suppose?

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 May 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

can't believe Morbz' first post on this thread wasn't about Jerry Lewis

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 May 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

wow, irwin corey, yeah. that is the kind of Brooklyn hipster i can get down with.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

i don't love Jerry. He's rather a nasty human being.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 May 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

Weird that Charles Grodin is older than Bernie (81)

http://www.theaterpizzazz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/charles-grodin-vineyard-theatres-30th-anniversary-gala_3562708.jpg

Josefa, Thursday, 5 May 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

Stan Lee, 93

http://www.followingthenerd.com/site/wp-content/uploads/stan-lee-1.jpg

Josefa, Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

wow, charles grodin is as old as my dad. i did not know that. long may he wave! and my dad too...

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

props to my dad for providing portnoy's complaint on the bookshelf in the 70's. you go, philip!

https://livrada.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/philip-roth_wide-362eb58ad046d98914101cd43b45834e76922bad.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

and also fear of flying. thanks, dad! i didn't know what was going on. i'd read anything. (erica has to wait to get on this thread though. she's a young and frisky 74!)

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

I thought Cloris Leachman (90) was Jewish, but apparently not

Josefa, Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

The great Jules Feiffer, 87, by Drew Friedman, only 57 ("Jules scratches his jewels" always cracks me up):

https://spookycomics.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/drew-jules1.jpg

Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

Elaine May! 1000x funnier than that dead-at-last yenta Rivers

http://www.awardsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/elaine-may.jpg

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

she's 84 btw

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

i love Jules. this book was a big hit with me as a kid:

http://img0003.psstatic.com/107273157_amazoncom-passionella-and-other-stories-jules-feiffer-.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

and of course i read jules every week in the Voice when i was a kid. what kid didn't back then?

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

seeing the hairlines in these dudes' younger photos is making me feel very in touch with my Jewishness.

sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

Gary Marshall, age 81. (His WTF interview last week was good.)

http://www.signature-reads.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/garry-marshall-headshot.jpg

Yung Chella (Eazy), Friday, 6 May 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

Garry Marshall's not Jewish though..?

Josefa, Friday, 6 May 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Italian dad, Welsh-Irish mom

Josefa, Friday, 6 May 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

"You said, 'schmucks see Wayne Newton.' I like him. That makes me a schmuck?"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 May 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

Haha, sorry, Garry Marshall's Bronx style fooled me.

Yung Chella (Eazy), Friday, 6 May 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

amazing when you think of how many smoke-filled rooms shecky and shelley have been in over the decades.

scott seward, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

Morbz, you ever listen to gilbert gottfried's podcasts? sometimes he'll do a good interview with someone like shecky. people who don't get interviewed a lot.

scott seward, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

i've heard maybe 1.5 of them

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 May 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

he'll do an entire show devoted to an interview with ken berry. which doesn't happen every day.

scott seward, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

when kirk douglas's father quit smoking he would keep a pack of cigarettes in his breast pocket and every once in a while he'd take the pack out and say to it: WHO IS STRONGER? ME OR YOU? ME!

he was a hard man.

scott seward, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

we know you love him. xp

that was the ragman?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 May 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

indeed.

scott seward, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

man reading this thread you realise old jews are better than new jews

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 May 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

Harold Lipshitz, 85

http://www.nyacknewsandviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hal-linden.jpg

Josefa, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

huh I had no idea Kirk Douglas was Jewish

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

Alfred can you honestly say you "love" Bill Kristol wtf

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

KD born Izzy Demsky

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 May 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Israel Kristal, 112

http://i.imgur.com/O07yDq7.jpg

(plaque reads "Oldest Really Old Jew")

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

i never really thought of mel and gene as being from the same generation. probably because gene got a later start.

scott seward, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

This anecdote from Denis Norden (age, 94) made me chuckle:

When Norden was asked by the Evening Standard's literary editor to review Gershon Legman's massive volume, The Rationale of the Dirty Joke: An Analysis of Sexual Humour, the excited and proud reviewer snapped up a dozen copies of the paper and took a few of them to his parents. While his mother just checked to see that her son's name had been prominently printed before returning to her cooking, "my father... shook his head and, indicating the book's title, sighed: ‘So this is what you're now the big expert on?'"

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jkYGxT4.jpg

Gershon Kingsley, 93

los blue jeans, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1eQEv2UJ8Y

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

Sylvere Lotringer, 78
http://cdn0.walkerartcenter.org/static/cache/3b/3be1be2e3fddb9fcc1dc9e06185be93d.jpg

one way street, Saturday, 1 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

Hèléne Cixous, 79
http://www.thehindu.com/multimedia/dynamic/02688/07janpyann04-he_TH_2688233f.jpg

one way street, Saturday, 1 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

kinda forgot if he was or wasn't...sorry! lee konitz, 89 years young!

https://jazzinphoto.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/lee-konitz-terry-cryer.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 23 December 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

love to my stepdad, Martin Abraham Sussman, at 82 he's old enough to hang on this thread for sure

and, sadly, he's hanging by a thread, too

hang in there dude

the tune was space, Saturday, 24 December 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

aw, so sorry. i feel like i get closer to that all the time with my parents. it's no fun. best to you and your family. 82 is nothing to sneeze at! that's a lot of living.

scott seward, Saturday, 24 December 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

Tom Lehrer, 88.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p01jwkcq.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LslsgH3-UFU

Pheeel, Saturday, 24 December 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

i just heard the news! love ya, shelley! i listened to your record albums a bunch when i was a little kid. so funny!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QWRN8O7P2qk/VhyGUjnKB8I/AAAAAAAAPpw/5e9VRmJzQC0/s1600/Shelley%2BBerman%2Bon%2Bthe%2BTelephone.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 4 September 2017 02:58 (six years ago) link


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