fed out!
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 May 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
aw
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 19 May 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
not surprised tbh
Fed out = awWoz out = lol
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
Is the apocalypse coming soon?
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 May 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link
Oh god will people stop being so sentimental about Federer, srsly. From Twitter reactions you'd think this was never expected to happen ever
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Thursday, 19 May 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link
Much sadder about Bencic being out and apparently seriously injured at her age. Old players being injured is just how it's meant to be.
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Thursday, 19 May 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link
Monfils out as well :/
― groovemaaan, Friday, 20 May 2016 09:34 (seven years ago) link
:/
Ostapenko and Kasatkina both seeded on their RG debuts, whoa. Kasatkina wasn't even ranked high enough to get into qualies last year.
Buyukakcay's just qualified to become the first Turkish woman to play a GS singles MD in history. Chance for a double debut with Soylu playing later, too.
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Friday, 20 May 2016 09:41 (seven years ago) link
Serena-Vika QF haha yes
― groovemaaan, Friday, 20 May 2016 10:03 (seven years ago) link
Double debut happened, and Marsel Ilhan came through for Turkey on the men's side too!
IMO Chirico, Buyukakcay and Siniakova should have all got WCs ahead of the local scrubs and Arina fucking Rodionova so it's good to see them all make it through Qs.
Kiki Bertens just won Nürnberg as a qualifier. Weirdly enough her only other title (Fès 2012) came as a qualifier too. First Q to win a WTA title since Vandeweghe, 's-Hertogenbosch 2014.
Lucic-Baroni could make it two Q titlists in the same day, she's in her second Strasbourg final 19 years after her first, which she lost to Graf. Graf said after the '97 match that Mirjana was better than she'd been at 15 ;_;
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Saturday, 21 May 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link
Strange match in Nice. Pretty level under 4-5 in the first set, when Zverev had an ill-timed nosebleed, came back from the timeout and basically handed the set to Thiem. Thiem went up a break and Zverev looked out of it, Thiem played a horribly loose game and Zverev rode the momentum to the second set with Thiem holding his shoulder. And then after a MTO Thiem comes out and loses 5 points in the decider. This was his first title last year and now it's his 6th. Not that he should have been here at all given how heavy his clay schedule's been, and that's going to cost him if he makes the projected R4 match vs Rafa at RG...
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Saturday, 21 May 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link
yeah I agree but it's not like he exhausted himself in Nice - his first three matches took 3 hours combined. Maybe he would have withdrawn if he had played a longer match.
― groovemaaan, Saturday, 21 May 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link
PICKS!
(1) Serena Williams d. Timea Babos(Q) Sorana Cirstea d. (WC) Océane Dodin(22) Dominika Cibulkova d. (12) Carla Suárez Navarro(5) Victoria Azarenka d. (28) Andrea Petkovic(29) Daria Kasatkina d. (3) Angelique Kerber(15) Madison Keys d. Monica Puig(9) Venus Williams d. (23) Jelena Jankovic(8) Timea Bacsinszky d. Irina Falconi(25) Irina-Camelia Begu d. Kateryna BondarenkoMadison Brengle d. (10) Petra Kvitova(13) Svetlana Kuznetsova d. (Q) Cagla Buyukakcay(4) Garbiñe Muguruza d. (27) Ekaterina MakarovaMirjana Lucic-Baroni d. (6) Simona Halep(11) Lucie Safarova d. (21) Samantha Stosur(19) Sloane Stephens d. (16) Sara Errani(30) Barbora Strycova d. (2) Agnieszka Radwanska
S.Williams d. CirsteaCibulkova d. AzarenkaKasatkina d. KeysBacsinszky d. V.WilliamsBegu d. BrengleKuznetsova d. MuguruzaSafarova d. Lucic-BaroniStephens d. Strycova
S.Williams d. CibulkovaKasatkina d. BacsinszkyKuznetsova d. BeguStephens d. Safarova
S.Williams d. KasatkinaKuznetsova d. Stephens
S.Williams d. Kuznetsova
(1) Novak Djokovic d. (31) Federico Delbonis(14) Roberto Bautista Agut d. Borna CoricJuan Monaco d. Victor Estrella Burgos(25) Pablo Cuevas d. (7) Tomas Berdych(4) Rafael Nadal d. Marcel Granollers(13) Dominic Thiem d. Pierre-Hugues Herbert(12) David Goffin d. Nicolas Almagro(6) Jo-Wilfried Tsonga d. Ernests Gulbis(8) Milos Raonic d. (29) Lucas Pouille(10) Marin Cilic d. (23) Jack Sock(16) Gilles Simon d. (22) Viktor Troicki(3) Stan Wawrinka d. (30) Jérémy Chardy(5) Kei Nishikori d. Fernando Verdasco(17) Nick Kyrgios d. (9) Richard Gasquet(19) Benoît Paire d. Kyle Edmund(2) Andy Murray d. (Q) Laslo Djere
Djokovic d. Bautista AgutMonaco d. CuevasNadal d. ThiemGoffin d. TsongaRaonic d. CilicWawrinka d. SimonNishikori d. KyrgiosMurray d. Paire
Djokovic d. MonacoNadal d. GoffinWawrinka d. RaonicMurray d. Nishikori
Djokovic d. NadalMurray d. Wawrinka
Djokovic d. Murray
Genuinely nearly fell asleep doing the men's bottom half but the women's bottom half doesn't seem nutty enough by half.
Strong chance that Garcia repeats her 60 30 Cibulkova choke against Radwanska!
Azarenka/Knapp R1 is a rematch of the 2007 R1, which Knapp won 61 61, lol.
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Saturday, 21 May 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link
tuned in to see Petra hit three DFs to get broken at 4-4 in the third set
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:21 (seven years ago) link
Kovinic fucked up a gimme deuce point at *5-4 and Kvitova ran away with it.
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link
this Paire match is everything you would expect
― groovemaaan, Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:04 (seven years ago) link
so many dropshits
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:09 (seven years ago) link
Muguruza a set down to this year's worst slumper, Schmiedlova :o
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Monday, 23 May 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link
and Rosol is rosoling vs Wawrinka
Lisicki just tried to run around a FH and hit it literally straight into the ground in front of her. I played tennis on a hangover yesterday and hit many bad FHs and none were as bad as that
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Monday, 23 May 2016 12:35 (seven years ago) link
Errani losing a clay court match to Pironkova o_O
― groovemaaan, Monday, 23 May 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link
Dimitrov's meltdown was quite funny. Fourth straight loss, third straight RG R1 exit. This Nike tweet was probably ill-advised https://twitter.com/Nikecourt/status/734053660049580032
Buyukakcay became the first Turkish woman to win a Slam match!
Osaka/Ostapenko was a pretty interesting battle of the 1997 generation, Osaka dealt with the damp clay conditions better than I expected. Ostapenko needs a better serve.
Pavlasek/Carballes Baena was probably the highest quality match no one watched
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Monday, 23 May 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link
I am dying at that Nike tweet
― DJP, Monday, 23 May 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link
I mean, there are so many possible accurate answers to it
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Monday, 23 May 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link
Sexpanek continuing what he began in Madrid. That's an upset I could get behind
― groovemaaan, Monday, 23 May 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link
oh god he licked his contact lens before he put it in his eye oh god oh god
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Monday, 23 May 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link
wow step is 37! hadn't realized he was so old
― johnny crunch, Monday, 23 May 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link
I have never been more disgusted at anything I've seen on or off a tennis court
come on radek
― groovemaaan, Monday, 23 May 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link
lol @ Murray
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Monday, 23 May 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link
Siegemund-Bouchard on court 15 with the worst quality stream smh
― groovemaaan, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 09:54 (seven years ago) link
Coric grinding down Fritz w ease atm, only blip so far was a minor choke serving for the set
Kerber a set down to Bertens...
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 09:56 (seven years ago) link
Bertens is fun to watch
― groovemaaan, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:21 (seven years ago) link
Fran is starting to do her thing vs Kiki
so many matches to watch right now :/
― groovemaaan, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:22 (seven years ago) link
Fran/Kiki was more of a mess than I thought it would be. Fran apparently can't hit overheads these days.
CSN/Siniakova is fun...
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:34 (seven years ago) link
gosh what a MP save by Kerber
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:48 (seven years ago) link
but on the third plays an inexplicable dropshot and is out
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:52 (seven years ago) link
That was some comeback from Pouille today - resumed down 3-5 in the fourth vs Benneteau, saved 7-8 SPs (I lost track) across three separate games then came back from 1-3 in the TB to win, and with really strong tennis too. Weird to see him seeded suddenly after his surprise Rome run but he dealt with the pressure well.
Not sure if I've ever seen a man as physically imposing as Groth made to look so helpless in any context as his "match" vs Nadal
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link
Knowing Satanrenka has been ~extremely injured~ again I actually put a fiver on her to lose to Knapp at 20-1. That first set was thus extremely to my liking but I fear the next won't be.
― oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link
I've watched this for 5 minutes and Azarenka has hit the ground with her racquet more times than she has hit the ball in court
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link
I no longer care, I cashed out in-play and took my $75 and if Knapp seals the deal that's the cherry on the cake.
― oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link
wait who am I kidding, Satanrenka losing is always something I care about
― oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link
Sort of hope she gets through bc I like Sevastova, her R2 opponent, more than Knapp
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link
If Azarenka's knee felt fine at the end of that set it definitely doesn't now. I don't know why she's insisting on continuing...
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link
So she can shorten her career, presumably. No complaints here.
― oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link
Seriously though, her fitness team must be negligent.
― oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link
lol @ the crowd laughing at her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0n2A1gkoiA
― groovemaaan, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
Pereira/Pliskova and Mathieu/Giraldo made for simultaneous late-night classics there. polysyllabic grunts and immense stylistic contrasts in the former, beef and hormones and the home crowd in the latter. Pereira won 9-7 in the third and Mathieu won 6-3 in the fifth
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
Osaka just saved Halep from Lucic-Baroni...but maybe Osaka could be the bigger problem! I'm so impressed with her. She's played two Slams, made R3 and beaten a seed in both, and this RG run is even more impressive given that she's such a red clay novice (never played on it before last month and her power game is unsuited to it to say the least). First post-Williams player of note to skip juniors entirely?
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 10:26 (seven years ago) link
picked a good day to miss the tennis, huh
excited about the Serena/Garbiñe final at least!
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Friday, 3 June 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link
so clutch from Garbine so far
― cerealbar, Saturday, 4 June 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link
apart from all the double faults...
― cerealbar, Saturday, 4 June 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link
That was such a brilliant match by Muguruza
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Saturday, 4 June 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link
Hell of a win. Looked like a star out there.
― Roz, Saturday, 4 June 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link
Wow, nice one!
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link
Can't believe that was Muguruza's first clay final, let alone title, and only her third title overall. And so funny that the only set she lost was to Schmiedlova in R1 - Schmiedlova being in the biggest slump on the WTA this year (a 1-14 win-loss tour record now, I think).
Serena played less nervously than I thought she would - unlike the AO or USO where a crafty counterpuncher exacerbated the pressure she felt, Garbiñe just outgunned her and outclutched her. Garbiñe kept digging herself holes with those DFs but she was so, so good on BPs. She played the whole tournament like she expected to win and when she did she acted like it was just job done - no tears or being overcome, just how things naturally should be. Essentially both reprised the form they'd shown throughout the past fortnight, neither went up or down a gear.
FINALLY Petra is no longer the youngest active Slam champion, that was getting a bit embarrassing. FINALLY someone from the younger generation steps up.
And I still think Serena will get #22 for sure. Sight decline maybe but that's far from "over".
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Sunday, 5 June 2016 12:00 (seven years ago) link
I tweeted a poll yesterday re: which underdog had the better shot at the upset between Muguruza and Murray and was shocked to see so many people vote Murray. It's hard to say how much of a mental block Novak has about RG right now, and if the men played best-of-3 I might factor that in more, but...no, too hard to see.
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Sunday, 5 June 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link
Expect Serena to get #22 AND #23
Wonder what effect Murray's recent win at Rome might have had but yes Djoko is too dominant.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 12:28 (seven years ago) link
Crushing start by Djokovic
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link
What a break back!!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link
andy is making djoko work v hard for every pt
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link
breaks again! 3-1
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link
yeah - Djoko is using drop shots to win rallies, so far
murray playing fantastic to start
― k3vin k., Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link
A few UEs from D's racket
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link
whoa, novak missing a few forehands too
― k3vin k., Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link
murray is getting to EVERYTHING
― k3vin k., Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link
almost worry he's going to wear himself out on novak's service games
― k3vin k., Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link
Under a lot of pressure - took everything to just hold
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link
Now its Murray's turn to try and hold
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link
Epic game
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link
Murray to serve for the set
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link
oh dear..
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link
RG lap this shit up all day long.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link
2xsps saved
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link
UE for the set
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link
So should that have been 30-0 or 15-15? The call came when exactly?
Anyway, Murray did great after the bullshit booing
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link
#godRally
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link
what a fantastic rally
― willem, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link
:)
Novak's turn to block - this is punishing to watch
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link
fuck a drop shot andy
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link
fuck's sake
― willem, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link
fkn df
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link
Showed a lot by getting two BPs to stay afloat in the set
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link
4-1, D has cut the UEs..and he has missed a couple of drop shots but he doesn't need them now to get through Murray, who started this match on an incredible spell - and may have peaked?
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link
andy looks gassed
― k3vin k., Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link
Djoko looks unplayable now. Anyone would look tired.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link
Terrific angles, coverage, athleticism...2 SPs
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link
or - showing who is the boss
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link
Got Novak to deuce but actually it was fine from (thought andy could've made more of the last pt). The decisive moments are now here..
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link
some astonishing tennis from Novak here - 2 BPs
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link
awful at the net from Murray for the break - decisive indeed..
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link
novak finding that other gear no one else has
― k3vin k., Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
What a beautifully angled shot near the net for 4-1 in the 3rd - if you are going to dominate the men's game and make it a borefest play the game like this.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link
Novak holds all four slams - even if he doesn't beat the all-time slam record of Federer's (and given the state of the tour its looking shaky) this is a unique, perhaps once in a lifetime achievement.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 June 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
Four in a row on three different surfaces is the greatest ATP achievement of the open era imo
Match was pretty dull aside from a fire start by Murray and the dramatic wobble at the end which obviously didn't matter. I don't think Djokovic was unplayable by any means - occasionally excellent but Murray was barely competitive for most of the last hour.
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Sunday, 5 June 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link
Roll of honour -
Men's singles: Novak DjokovicWomen's singles: Garbiñe MuguruzaMen's doubles: Feliciano López & Marc LópezWomen's doubles: Caroline Garcia & Kristina MladenovicMixed doubles: Martina Hingis & Leander PaesBoys' singles: Geoffrey BlancaneauxGirls' singles: Rebeka MasarovaBoys' doubles: Yshai Oliel & Patrik RiklGirls' doubles: Paula Arias Manjón & Olga Danilovic
ESP with the women's singles, men's doubles and girls' doubles; FRA with the women's doubles and boys' singles; SRB with the men's singles and girls' doubles; SUI with the mixed doubles and girls' singles. Danilovic is the first 2001-born Slam champion, her dad is a famous basketball player I think. I saw her at Les Petits As last year and she was impressive even then.
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Sunday, 5 June 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link