'Snooker Loopy' vs the theme from Big Break: showdown poll

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this is a great poll, I'm sorry to have sullied it with such an egregious typo. there is no wrong answer

I'd like to put a word in for this version by Kenny Everett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVzzq3dvJ4k

is it fair to assume that if Mike Batt had happened to have once written a song about golf then Full Swing would have run for as many series as Big Break?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DB8Wz_gdlo

Voted for 'Snooker Loopy', because hearing the theme from 'Big Break' nearly always meant that 'Big Break' was on the TV.

<3 Big Break. have you seen the christmas special with Isla Fisher dressed as Penelope Pitstop and Little & Large as Popeye & Olive Oil?

https://youtu.be/aoPoMDRYxEY

"Big Break" theme is awesome but twice as long as it need be. Chas and Dave on auto pilot with "Snooker Loopy" tbh.

"Big Break" theme clearly the club banger of these two

this is a great poll

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Snooker Loopy. It's far from Chas'n'Dave at their best musically but lyrically it's #1 in a class of one as the saying goes.

Has any song ever suggested a backing vocalist should put chalk on his bald head in order to not dazzle people with the reflected light?

Now ol' Spirals as we all knows
Got loadsa dappa suits
Cov bred and he keeps his head
Though he's got Italian roots

i'd never heard the full 'big break'. revelation. combination of jocularly predatory innuendo, nimble lyricism and bellows-operated pub riddim suggests it to be the british progenitor of 'blurred lines', featuring davidson/virgo/sensible as very credible thicke/pharrell/ti

http://factmag-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bb7-blurred-lines-trial-illo-2015-billboard-650-promo.jpg

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GOR BLIMEY

tbh with that magnificent original verse and the blurred lines comparison this thread has accomplished far more than i ever imagined, far more than it had any business doing

for the first non-hollow laugh I've had in a while, I bless you

"Snooker Loopy" is a humorous song which was released as a single in May 1986 and entered the UK Singles Chart, reaching #6

Amazing.

Snooker and Chas 'n' Dave, couldn't fail with that combination in 1986, my son.

The Romford Rap stiffed at #91 just a year later though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u6ygwphGeY

http://eil.com/images/main/Chas++Dave+The+Romford+Rap+511355.jpg

The Romford Rap stiffed at #91 just a year later though

Difficult to reproduce greatness.

Isla fisher as Penelope pitstop successfully straddles either side of my adolescent fixations. It would be big break regardless, though.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

snooker loopy 4 life. this remix is the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZdU6MGuqic

also, it really reminds me of soft cell's version of 'where did our love go', dunno if anyone else is hearing it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C6Ta9hCwEM

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i'd never heard the full 'big break'. revelation. combination of jocularly predatory innuendo, nimble lyricism and bellows-operated pub riddim suggests it to be the british progenitor of 'blurred lines', featuring davidson/virgo/sensible as very credible thicke/pharrell/ti

RIP

a little tear came to my eye on re-reading that

I don't think I knew Captain Sensible sang that

should've pulled vanian in, missed opportunity

He said Captain, he said pot. Sorry that's weak