IMPORTANT HOFMEISTER POLL FOR DISCUSSION AND VOTING ON HOFMEISTER ISSUES - ALL HOFMEISTER VIEWS WELCOME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwJ3MGLtByY

god I'm thirsty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQWoTgSJ84

gtfo lightweight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRD-vQa7JB8

and for the lady

It was even impossible for lil' teenagers to get drunk on Hoffenmeister iirc. My junior pisshead and butane sniffing crew would seek out cider, thunderbirds or gold label usually. I think we worked out pretty fast that following that bear just makes you piss a lot rather than actually get pissed.

one could make an argument that piss lager was the product of a more socially responsible era of course

That would be a good excuse for a landlord caught watering down his beer! I suppose it is useful for these caners that do a full aft/eve shift and still manage to get home.

1. You've never seen the official invite, everyone 'just knows'
2. The food will consist of hot dogs, hamburgers, mac&cheese, sides dishes, chips, and cookies.
3. Alcohol will consist of: Beer, vodka, coke/diet coke, cranberry juice, and flavored vodka no one knows what to do with.
4. Its a great place to find pot
5. There's a designated spot along the house/fence where you should piss
6. At some point there will be minor argument over who's iPhone should be the DJ
7. A cute bathing suit isn't important because its going to come off anyway.
8. Someones having sex upstairs
9. Someones getting jerked off underwater
10. There's never enough noodles
11. You've been introduced to the host couple but you're not sure which is which because they're always introduced as 'Todd and Rick.'
12. There will be a Twerk-Off. Someone will win, some one will cry.
13. That guy you hate will be there and you'll have to fake a smile all day
14. Someone will want you to take an action shot of him jumping into the pool. Afterward he'll realize his phone was in his pocket and is now ruined.
15. There's never enough ice or sunscreen
16. 5 other bears will be wearing the same Old Navy bathing suit as you. You know the navy blue one with a white stripe down the side...
17. You'll leave shoes, sunglasses, underwear or some other accessory behind.
18. Two words: Jello shots
19. The street will be to narrow and the parking will suck.
20. Watch out because someone might shit in the garage.

^lot of top drawer pin badge slogans there

My friend's dad had a Bear Behind T-shirt.

lol Mencap I have distant memories of that list

My mum pulled pints at various dives in the 70's/80's/90's. One of them - The Burns Tavern was like the wild west when I went to the Landlady's kids' birthday party there. While we were playing pass the parcel in the function room you could hear blue murder going on in the background and the landlady was like "don't worry kids, just some silly men" and you could hear lots of clattering and someone in the next room repeatedly screaming "I am going to fucking kill you!". I can't countenance the anti children in bars posse trying to deprive other kids of such absolute anarchic fun memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRtkw-N1CUY

G'DAY

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fuck giving a bear beer, they shotgun a twelve pack in less than a minute and then piss all over the place

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Frog_Beer

kinda zen.. is it still an obscene gesture if you have an even numbers of fingers?

fuck giving a bear beer, they shotgun a twelve pack in less than a minute and then piss all over the place

you see, this is the kind of informed opinion that poll threads should be all about

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