rate the chances that you will experience a cataclysmic, world-threatening event before you're 70

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world war 3, societal collapse because of resource scarcity, something something global warming, etc.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
100% 16
80% 10
0% 10
60% 8
70% 8
50% 8
30% 7
10% 7
90% 6
40% 5
20% 1


, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

Voted resource scarcity due to global warming. 60% chance before I'm 70, but I reckon 90% by 2100.

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

Oh good. I was struggling to think of a topic to bring up at Thanksgiving.

Evan, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

that's 34 years away for me. i'd say there's pretty much 100% chance of something climate-change-related further fucking up the planet and creating massive numbers of climate refugees with associated xenophobic unrest / violence / military-police-statery. hoping i'll be lucky enough to be dead before the worst of it hits but i suspect i won't be

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

arguably we're already living through a cataclysmic, world-threatening climate change, it's just that it hasn't directly impacted most of us ilxors yet

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

if it depended on individuals' ability to assess risk, predict the future and calculate probabilities then I'd be more concerned

there is no benefit to thinking about the apocalypse (unless it helps you to enjoy your unapocalyptic life more) and lots of ways in which it can be harmful

ogmor, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

surely the benefit of thinking about the apocalypse is trying to act to change it? otherwise humanity is basically happily oblivious cattle on the road to the slaughterhouse

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

you can stop climate change without envisioning the end times

ogmor, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Assuming the likelihood of a breach in the space time continuum which causes my 70th birthday to happen sometime before January 20, I'll go with 0%.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

xp there's really lots of specific issues & subsuming them all into a cosmic existential dread serves no purpose imo

ogmor, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

xp wish I had that much faith in President Trump

soref, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

there is no benefit to thinking about the apocalypse (unless it helps you to enjoy your unapocalyptic life more) and lots of ways in which it can be harmful

― ogmor, Wednesday, November 23, 2016 11:00 AM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes this

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

also I find myself answering this as if I were a contestant on card sharks, "Turtle, I think that is a low number I will go w 1%"

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

But there's also a psychological difficulty with climate change in that it's quite easy to slip out of thinking about it on a day-to-day basis. I don't think an excess of apocalyptic thinking around climate change is currently the problem. We could do with more conscious anxiety.

jmm, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

100%

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

http://thebulletin.org/timeline

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

I'd like to think there were solutions to the problems of compartmentalisation besides apocalyptic anxiety but who knows

ogmor, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

and the whole issue of there being piles of nuclear weapons all over the world, controlled in many cases by completely insane people (that category will soon include the united states), isn't even, really, something that most people think about. it's been superceded by other things, understandably

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

How do we know when it's "cataclysmic" -- massive reduction in world population?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

i'm in my mid 5oS and it's def happening. fine w/ being dead before then tho

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

lived through 9/11 so i guess that makes it 100%

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

lived through the closure of What.cd so i guess i'm in the same boat

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

10%

hate hysterics

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

can we have a companion thread to discuss if one is instantly killed by w/e event does it count as experiencing it

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

the continued existence of humanity is a cataclysmic, world-threatening event.

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

dmac, have you caught up w/ the news of late?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

If WW3 is going to match WW2 in terms of the proportion of the total body count to the total human population, it would have to kill 210 million people.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

I was going to vote 50% but remembered that I'm going to be 45 next month, so that's only 25 years away. Upped it to 70%. (Of course, I'm diabetic, so I figure my odds of seeing 70 are below 50% anyway.)

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

80% it just seems really likely but nothing in life is certain

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

nb that even without climate change as the likely culprit i think a dispassionate reading of history suggests that civilization is tenuous and cataclysms are likely in any time

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

Atypically for ilx, that's a mere 8 years away for me. I voted 0%, but only because I decided it was nearer to reality than 10% would be.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

(the likelihood of any of us experiencing something that wipes out 2-3% of the world's population in our lifetimes is hopefully close to zero)

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

the number of cataclysmic, world-threatening events that have been averted due to conscientious worrying vs. the total number of years wasted in fear and anxiety by the paranoid over the course of human history

ogmor, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

pandemics, man. don't forget pandemics.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

someone born in 1946 (yr after ww2 ended) would be 70 now

has that person experienced a cataclysmic / societal shifting event (if so, what) ?

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

dmac, have you caught up w/ the news of late?

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:42 (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yep i just dont like to masturbate over it

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

depends on where they lived. in the US probably no. in the former USSR? or the Middle East or many places in Africa or Southeast Asia, etc. xp

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

depends on where they lived. in the US probably no. in the former USSR? or the Middle East or many places in Africa or Southeast Asia, etc. xp

― Mordy, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:30 (fifty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this poll is on ilx

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

someone born in 1946 (yr after ww2 ended) would be 70 now

has that person experienced a cataclysmic / societal shifting event (if so, what) ?

the cold war was a thing? constant reminders that the world may be nuked tomorrow? teaching grade school kids to hide under desks in case of an a-bomb?

not easy to quantify, but still, i think it had a major psychic impact on multiple generations the world over.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

the threat of a cataclysmic event != a cataclysmic event

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

deems otm

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

maybe cataclysm is simply outsourced.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

like fractional banking, technology brings us fractional cataclysms

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

dunno, like 0%?

||||||||, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

depends on where they lived. in the US probably no. in the former USSR? or the Middle East or many places in Africa or Southeast Asia, etc. xp

Yeah, this gets closer to it for me. What do we mean by "cataclysmic?" Culturally we always revert to Hollywood post-apoc visions of destroyed societies and wastelands but, as I've read elsewhere, that shit exists for large parts of people existing literally at this second. And they still exist thru it. For whatever reason(human brain wiring, cultural myopia, intestinal problems, et al), the apocalypse is only something we consider happening to us, of when 3rd World conditions happen in the 1st World, to put it broadly.

(rocketcat) (kingfish), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

And I don't think we'll nec have WWIII over more regional insurgencies popping up hither and yon. Even if there was another American Civil War, you wouldn't have massed armies of uniformed troops blasting away at each other rather than smaller, regional insurgent groups fighting it out in the countryside or suburbs.

(rocketcat) (kingfish), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

I am more concerned about a catastrophic incident directly aimed at me or my family than I am about a global cataclysmic event.

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

Lmao NV

Voted 100%. Not because of masturbating over bad news, but the probability is just very, very high. I believe mankind is unable to learn from history, and that life on this planet is cyclical. It's rather arrogant to think this/our generation will not experience a disastrous global event tbh. 'We're' not exactly showing we learned from past mistakes. There has never not been war, there have never not been loonies in powerful positions etc etc.
That's macro. Micro, closer to home: not sure. But evidently something is changing for the worst, all over the globe. Never before have I been confronted with such virulent racism that hits my everyday life, nor the reality tv politics and fact free/trolling/fake news shit entering the collective consciousness and having such a huge impact.

I'm 2200 people could read history pdf's about this period as a build-up to some sort of catastrophe, and think "ah well, it was only thirty years". But those will be my last thirty years alive. So 100%.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

But they'll never take my what.cd flacs away from me

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

TL;dr: the end of this interbellum is nigh(ish)

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

So, roughly 200 million deaths at current global population of roughly 7 billion. Sounds cataclysmic enough to me to qualify.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 26 November 2016 06:22 (seven years ago) link

http://www.livescience.com/14251-200-million-rapture-12.html

El Tomboto, Saturday, 26 November 2016 06:28 (seven years ago) link

Be funny if we're all dead before this poll closes

― Never changed username before (cardamon)

if a punchline lands and nobody is there to hear it, is it still funny?

watched "pale cocoon" last night. touched on a lot of thoughts i've been having lately, particularly wrt this thread.

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Saturday, 26 November 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

np: frank zappa, _does humor belong in a post-apocalyptic hellscape?_

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Saturday, 26 November 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link

just the other day i was wondering which science fiction dystopia seems most plausible from the perspective of 2016 and--if you allow for some imaginative license--it almost seems like it might be The Time Machine.

ryan, Saturday, 26 November 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

(not just the extreme inequality or biopolitical schisms, or even the idea that there will be habitable and uninhabitable zones but because it portrays human civilization as just...dwindling away into time and a decaying universe.)

ryan, Saturday, 26 November 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

& Orlando Jones rocking a Caesar cut, boggling at our sad descendants who don't take advantage of the vast institutional knowledge that he contains!

http://i.imgur.com/R3T8bih.jpg

El Tomboto, Saturday, 26 November 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

Global Challenge Foundation roughly answers the poll question for ILX:

Across 100 years, that figure would entail a 9.5 percent chance of human extinction.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 19 January 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

i don't think it'll be so bad for humans who are born after the cataclysm bc this will be the only life they know. it'll be hardest for those of us who remember what it was like now and how great it was.

― Mordy, Friday, November 25, 2016 9:44 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we are legend

sleepingbag, Thursday, 19 January 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link

still feeling good about this

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 January 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 20 January 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

clutch mutch?

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link

16 people leading the revolution

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 January 2017 00:04 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1eWtMFd.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:39 (seven years ago) link

I'm about to turn 42, and I feel like I am living through one right now.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link

You are confusing the scaldingly high potential for a cataclysmic event with the actual event, which is scheduled for later this year.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 20 January 2017 04:07 (seven years ago) link

51 and I feel as if everything has gone mad.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 20 January 2017 08:59 (seven years ago) link

You're getting worked up over nothing. Everything is going to be fine. So just relax, okay? You're really overreacting.

http://www.theonion.com/multiblogpost/this-war-will-destabilize-the-entire-mideast-regio-11534

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 January 2017 09:30 (seven years ago) link

silicon valley hedge fund types certainly think they will

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link

“I think people who are particularly attuned to the levers by which society actually works understand that we are skating on really thin cultural ice right now.”

yeah man yr the only one who can tell

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:18 (seven years ago) link

i read that piece and my real feeling about it was that there's a certain stripe of rich person that's constantly paranoid that something might bring an end to the lavish, crass lifestyles which they need yet scarcely deserve, the latter fact being something they're probably aware of.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link

When Marvin Liao, a former Yahoo executive who is now a partner at 500 Startups, a venture-capital firm, considered his preparations, he decided that his caches of water and food were not enough. “What if someone comes and takes this?” he asked me. To protect his wife and daughter, he said, “I don’t have guns, but I have a lot of other weaponry. I took classes in archery.”

...

Huffman has calculated that, in the event of a disaster, he would seek out some form of community: “Being around other people is a good thing. I also have this somewhat egotistical view that I’m a pretty good leader. I will probably be in charge, or at least not a slave, when push comes to shove.”

lol nerds (bolded part submitted for use on species tombstone obv)

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link

love the implicit acknowledgement that there will be slaves -- just def not him

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:41 (seven years ago) link

typical of these libertarian shitheads that their first and only thought in response to potential civil unrest is 'omg i'd better build a secret bunker' rather than 'omg how can i use my boundless wealth and influence to prevent this?'

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:46 (seven years ago) link

lord of the flies is not a fucking instruction manual you dolts

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:47 (seven years ago) link

just for the record, this is the chinless manchild who believes he has the right stuff to go full immortan joe in the nightmarish hellscape world of the future:

http://www.deathmetal.org/wp-content/uploads/Steve-spez-Huffman.jpg

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:58 (seven years ago) link

hmm, it appears deathmetal.org doesn't like hotlinking - try this:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/29/17/3ADB96D400000578-3982922-image-a-23_1480439368880.jpg

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link

if you want a vision of the future, imagine a flip-flop stamping on a human face - forever.

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:01 (seven years ago) link

You can't fool me, that's Liam McPoyle.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:01 (seven years ago) link

Silicon Valley execs who think their leadership skills will transfer seamlessly to the post-apocalyptic economy of tomorrow might just maybe be in for a fun surprise.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:06 (seven years ago) link

Immortan Joe was the CFO at Fruit Ninja devs Halfbrick, iirc?

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:09 (seven years ago) link

otoh psychopathy probably v useful

Mordy, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link

yeah was gonna say, he's got the right eyes at least

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:16 (seven years ago) link

Sean Connery may still be alive when ZARDOZ comes true

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

It just occurred to me that the illusory nightmare world the more extreme factions of the right had been fearing under Obummer is exactly the world that the new GOP administration seems hellbent on ushering in for real. And those same people are probably cheering now. Probably because they'll finally get to use those shelters they spent their life savings on.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:26 (seven years ago) link

love the implicit acknowledgement that there will be slaves -- just def not him

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, January 24, 2017 4:41 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like the implication that there will be slaves and he'll be in charge off them

nomar, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 17:37 (seven years ago) link

i talk to a few chinese people at work and theyve told me its obvious that china will go to war in less than 5 years

they said this about 1.5 years ago

the potential for destruction is there, but how much of it china is willing to risk is another matter

makes sense tho

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link

The Cascadia Subduction Zone rupturing & the Yellowstone Caldera erupting definitely have a greater than 0% of happening within 37 years. Though those would mostly threaten just the Western US and Canada.

What really scares me is when giant asteroids make close pass-by's and NASA's like "oh we didn't see that one coming!" and the fact that even if we knew one was headed on a direct path towards Earth, we really don't have any way to divert it. They're working on that but currently there is no consensus that exploding a big nuclear missle near it/on it would be strong enough to nudge it enough to miss us.

But most likely, IMO, is that the effects of climate change get so severe there's a serious disruption in the global agricultural and energy sectors which would definitely lead to a panic that collapses the global economy. Though, in all likelihood that would happen at least 50 years from now. So, sorry teenagers!

I might just be a naive optimist, but I highly doubt President Trump is going start wars or cause events that are globally destabilizing. Fucking over poor people, minorities and women within the US, however... unfortunately very likely.

Frobisher, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link

a greater than 0% of happening within 37 years

That 37 year window may apply to you, but as the poll was written, every respondent will have a differently sized window. In my case it is somewhat less than 8 years, which reduces the odds considerably closer to 0%. btw, if the Yellowstone Caldera erupts we can kiss our sweet lives of luxury goodbye.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link

if i dont see my pension and lump sum imma be soooo mad but really i dont see anything like this happening

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:44 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170418-how-western-civilisation-could-collapse

Eventually, investment in complexity as a problem-solving strategy reaches a point of diminishing returns, leading to fiscal weakness and vulnerability to collapse. That is, he says “unless we find a way to pay for the complexity[”]

i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

bump

johnny crunch, Friday, 13 March 2020 14:32 (four years ago) link

nah

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link

https://media3.giphy.com/media/114YFLTN8BIQDe/giphy.gif

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 13 March 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link

would need to be something much, much worse than this

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link

this is more of a test run

Mordy, Friday, 13 March 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link

well yes

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link


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