Devon vs Somerset

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Mark Morris, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

game cancelled, as inbred farmers have difficulty in locating pitch

gareth, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Get orff moy laaaand

dave q, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Devon has Ambrosia but was namechecked in a Feeder song. Somerset has nothing at all but..............Feeder, Somerset wins

Ronan Fitzgerald, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Somerset has no league football teams, Devon has two. Devon is therefore better.

Somerset has Glastonbury, Devon has no such thing. Devon is therefore better.

Devon knows how they make it so creamy. Somerset knows nothing of creaminess.

Tim, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ignorant fools - it is the information age and so I have used the INTERWEB to choose between these two fast-moving counties.

www.devon.com is an information technology consultancy.

www.somerset.com is exclusive homes for businessmen in the asia pacific area, close to major entertainment belts.

Both are among the dullest websites I've ever seen but www.somerset.com has a statement of 'vision and core values' so Devon nudges it.

Tom, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

what = "major entertainment belts"? It is the last word I am bilked by.

mark s, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Visitors. Devon. Easy.

Ally C, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

*Three* league teams, surely, Tim? (Exeter, Plymouth, Torquay)

Exeter seemed a nice enough place on the one occasion I visited, but I really don't know enough to judge. As far as Somerset goes I like Yeovil a lot, I like Bath, and I quite like Crewkerne, but I loathe Taunton for the same reason I despise Dorchester (snobby, care more about tourists and a dead-on-its-arse notion of "civic identity" than it does about the people who actually live there: the one interesting thing in Taunton town centre, when I last visited in 1996, was the "Taunton station" sign in a *fantastic* c.1969 font that First Great Western might well have obliterated by now). The Tory revival there at the election tells you all you need to know.

Who's more unpleasant: Angela Browning or David Heathcoat-Amory? Who's achieved the most: Emma Nicholson or Paddy Ashdown?

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

nah Wiltshire beats both of 'em, Avebury, Stonehenge, Silbury Hill, Malborough Downs I could go on... no competition. Oh yes and I know we only have one league Football team, Swindon and yes they're rubbish.

Richard, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

As far as I am concerned, Plymouth is in Cornwall.

Tim, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...
Somerset = Glastonbury Tor , Glastonbury Abbey , Somerset Levels , Mendips , Caves , Priddy Green , Wells Cathedral (Funkiest clock in the world!), Dry Stone walls , Arthurian legends , Aramithean legends etc etc. Plus lots and lots of weirdness! Slow people, slow pace and very civil.

Wiltshire = Well yes there is Avebury and Stonehenge and Chalk horses but Avebury was a re-construction site built by a 1930s Marmalade Millionaire (Alexander Keiller) and Stonehenge was also 're-modelled' to look just like the Heritage industry wanted it to look (including the depressing concrete visitor 'facilities' and barbed wire. Most of Wiltshire is an MOD play-pen. And who can ignore Swindon!

Trevor hare, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Lacock = absolute nadir of heritage industry

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And who can ignore Swindon!

If anyone can then please let me know how, etc etc.

Actually it has come to my attention that Swindon may now have a better indie record shop than Oxford, not that I've visited it yet myself. Oh, Oxford's scenesters will not be happy if this is true, heh heh heh...

getting kicked on bus route 66, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love the way Robin fed Tim his line.

On the basis of my limited exprience of both, I say Devon.

N., Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Robin, I don't remember noticing a single tourist in Taunton, and I did live there for 12 years. Can you elaborate?

Graham, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I went there once. I wasn't living there, so I was a tourist. I'm surprised you didn't spot me, Graham. I went to some awful club where the staff told us to tuck in our t-shirts and threw us off the karaoke for mucking about. They were completelt in the right on the second point, of course.

N., Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And I'd love to see Tim say that to a member of Mebyon Kernow.

Graham: I meant that Taunton seemed to be definitively aimed at the Heritage Britain market in a way that, say, Yeovil (where one axis of my family lives: funny that I didn't mention that upthread) doesn't. Don't know why it seemed that way, it doesn't have much to attract tourists, and I only went there once, but it just seemed to have had all life sucked from it, and to still be struggling with the fact that it wasn't 1959. Might have seemed different if I'd gone more often and, of course, nothing comes close to the horror of Dorchester.

Edward du Cann was a nice man if you like High Tory patricians, and was one of the few people to come out of the Jeffrey Archer Panorama special this year with any credit: how *can* it have got down to that far-right cunt Adrian Flook?

Robin Carmody, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

right on the border between these counties

just had a hearty breakfast. a collie sits outside this glass door. i've got the cricket world cup semi final on. there are peregrine falcons

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Thursday, 26 March 2015 10:22 (nine years ago) link

great area for fossils, and I don't just mean the people that retire there lol

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 26 March 2015 10:27 (nine years ago) link

Christ almighty, the West Deane Way

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

we're going to do a reduced version of this later, and we shall banish a legendary black dog (a real legendary one, not depression) as well

yesterday we found the prettiest little old church, deserted, but with a working harmonium, maybe the best musical discovery of 2015 so far

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Saturday, 28 March 2015 09:56 (nine years ago) link


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