can someone delete the word "bootyflakes" from the human consciousness plz?

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― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, PLEASE!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I second that motion.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Context?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

So I went to take out the trash the other night and...("next-door" sex, C or D?)

― smee (smee), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

mark p you do not want to know, trust me!!

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll be working on it.
Should be done around, oh, let's say 6-ish

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha I knew it was a DanWord!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aren’t they something new from nabisco?

― No One (SiggyBaby), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

nabisco to thread!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

And anyway what would you replace it with? 'Ass dandruff'?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

you would replace it with an instant BLANKET MIND-BLOCK and SURIGICALLY PRECISE LOCAL AMNESIA, which returns you to the subject just b4 the word came up, as if nothing had happened

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, make it go away! Make that bad man Dan Perry stop saying such things! *sobs*

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Too late, I have already considered the prospect of a Destiny's Child song called "Bootyflakes" with the lyrics "I don't think you're ready/for this crusty." You are doomed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

No wonder you looked so evil in that picture, you bootyflakin' bastard.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thank you, I'm glad you have recognized my power for evil. Now sing it, SING IT!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have heard the sentence "FOR GOD'S SAKE, MOISTURIZE YOUR ASS!" used in a serious real-lif conversation = I have led a full and wonderful life.

That summer was INSANE. It was like living on The Real World only without video cameras.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

you still had people with boom mikes following you around, though?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

People always follow Dan around with boom mikes. Can't wait for the box set.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I did go to Hahvahd, after all. Boom-mike guys get assigned during Freshman Week.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan Perry "Boom-mikes & Bootyflakes"

― smee (smee), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are the boom-mike guys from Yale?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's the most unacceptable thing to ever flake off your ass?

― Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I see a whole new sector for the cosmetics and skincare industry...but what would be the asscheek equivalent of a facial?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

A gluteal?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sticky.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Walking past the cosmetics counter would be quite a different experience, eh?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Especially the Tester samples

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

https://twitter.com/mumsnet_madness/status/767768876146909184/photo/1

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

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