The different kinds of tea that cats like

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I just absent mindedly asked my cat did she want any camomile tea, and to my surprise she said 'yes, please'! This is amazing, really. Did anyone already know about cats liking camomile tea? I feel such a fool..

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Friday, 14 March 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Twee-est thread ever.

Amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha Am. OTM

Aaron A., Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Absolut OTM Amat. and Aar., and yet, there is something so perfect about the phrasing of the thread title, it deserves some kind of prize. It assumes without being presumptious. Encompasses so much in so little, like a haiku. There are cats. There is tea. Cats like tea. There are multiple kinds of tea. Cats like various teas. There may be teas that cats don't like, but we don't know. Amazing. Amazing.

Skottie, Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

sounds more like syllogisms than haikus, Skottie!

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I agree with skottie

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:25 (twenty-one years ago) link


Wot is OTM Amat. and Aar? I'm having difficulty keeping up, sorry.

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

The cat said, "Yes, please"
To my kind offer of tea
Two cups: cat and me

Amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

it means on-the-money, or "correct assessment!".

Aaron A., Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Unfortunately what then happened was that I absent mindedly
Made proper tea instead of the camomile variety
My cat grew angry, liked a very pissed off tortoise
And told me to fuck right off in a very very loud voice

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

if rainy thinks something is twee, then you know ...

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

DISCLAIMER

After the title, you lost me.

Skottie, Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.basementart.homestead.com/files/tea.jpg

Amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

tad, I said that I agreed with skottie about the phrasing of the thread title. I made no mention of whether I thought anything was twee or not.

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I feel like killing and devouring small children when people respond to whatever I say with a stock comment about my perceived tweeness.

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 15 March 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

especially when those people have an email like "llamasfur". Why don't they just call themself "snugglepiekittenose" and be done with it?

rainy (rainy), Saturday, 15 March 2003 01:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Probably because snugglepiekittenose is already taken by somebody REALLY twee, and what would be the fun of snugglepiekittenose3176?

Skottie, Saturday, 15 March 2003 07:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

chamomeow

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 March 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

laps on, such yawn!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 March 2003 08:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 15 March 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cats actually like coffee. My mom gives her cat a cup of coffee every morning, and it makes him frantic. Perhaps he just likes being high.

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 15 March 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, great thread title. I couldn't resist, though not terribly interested.

Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 15 March 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I thought this thread was going to be about felines eating ganja.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 March 2003 23:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cats are total drug addicts, if you let them be.

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 15 March 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah those little furballs love their catnip!

catnip = feline crack.

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 15 March 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

if you love the feline crack, then you really have a problem.

MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 16 March 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

i just read that, and it's bad. i'm just glad that Dan didn't read it first!

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 16 March 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://store1.yimg.com/I/stashtea_1729_90254429

Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 17 March 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://store3.yimg.com/I/easycoffee_1730_7440870

Sarah MCLusky (coco), Monday, 17 March 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never tried to give my cats tea, but they were very curious about my hot tottie (sp?) last night. They do like drugs alot though (ie: catnip).

Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 17 March 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link


How I post pics here?

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Check the FAQ, Gatinha. Link below.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

But be forwarned that the posting of cat pics to this thread automatically ends the lives of three, yes three, kittens in Outer Mongolia. I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. Ah...yesss...but that's for another reason I can't go into here.......

Skottie, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Coffee!

http://hem.passagen.se/klint/barnbild/bilder/sagf5.gif

OleM (OleM), Sunday, 6 April 2003 09:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Grr, sorry. Does this work?
http://hem.passagen.se/klint/barnbild/bilder/sagf5.gif

OleM (OleM), Sunday, 6 April 2003 09:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, afraid not.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 April 2003 10:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh well, then I didn't kill any cats in Outer Mongolia.

OleM (OleM), Sunday, 6 April 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://rarara.v21hosting.co.uk/photos/teaparty.jpg

This doesn't specify :-(

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 6 April 2003 11:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

This self-sufficient kitty makes his coffee.

http://www.katajala.net/minimaxifrank/images/bw_frank_coffeemachine.jpg

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

you know, this thread has really brought a smile to my face. esp. the pictures of sarah's cat-related stuff!

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 03:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mercy Buckets, Tad.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
goddammit all these friggin' coffee threads popping up has made me gone mentalist ... time to bring out the heavy (twee) guns ...

DIFFERENT KINDS OF TEA THAT CATS LIKE THREAD REVIVE!

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 23 May 2003 02:38 (twenty years ago) link

Ahhh, funk that. My friend Kaye's cat Nicky drinks gin if given half a chance.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 23 May 2003 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

actually i revived this thread because i like that picture that amateurist posted ... it's my wallpaper on my work computer now, i have the twee-ist computer of them all!

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 23 May 2003 02:46 (twenty years ago) link

I love that picture. I like to imagine the cats killed their owners, stuffed them in the basement, and now have the run of the place. And what is the first thing they do? Make tea, of course.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 23 May 2003 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

Well, wouldn't you?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 02:59 (twenty years ago) link

Awww dis thread was started on my birthday, bless. :D

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 May 2003 04:28 (twenty years ago) link

My cats are very perturbed by lapsang soochong, which is the only tea I drink. They always come over to sniff at the mug, like they do when I have coffee, and then give me this look like "Why God, why?" (I told them I'm God), and run off.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 23 May 2003 07:04 (twenty years ago) link

if i had cats, they wouldn't be picky. they'd drink lipton's or white rose and love it!

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 24 May 2003 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...

i bet cats like morning thunder

harbl, Thursday, 14 August 2008 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.illobear.com/images/CatTea-medium.jpg

Eisbaer, Sunday, 31 August 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

earl grey, or anything left unattended.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 1 September 2008 07:35 (fifteen years ago) link

definitely pomegranate

youn, Monday, 1 September 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Six years on I have come to terms with my twee-ness but have never seen a cat drink any tea, ever.

rainy, Saturday, 6 June 2009 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

this is the quintessential ILX thread to me. I think about this thread title at least twice a week.

akm, Saturday, 6 June 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hi rainy, long time no see!

Pull Slinky and Make Me Fart (Eisbaer), Sunday, 7 June 2009 09:47 (fourteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Every morning I get my mug of coffee, sit down on the couch, and put my mug on the floor, the easiest place to access it from the couch. And every morning, my cat comes over, smells the coffee, then tries to bury it (in our hardwood floors). Every morning.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/cats%20and%20tea

emil.y, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

awesome

Nu Metal is the best music there is, the rest is pussy shit. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

sweet jesus

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

well I know what I'm having nightmares about tonight

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago) link

awww, this thread is adorable!

i have a history of enabling your mother. (Eisbaer), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Can anyone tell me how to make really really good chai tea? The Tazo bags ain't cutting it. I'd like to do it iced with milk. I rather liked Oprah's fucking chai at Starbucks but 1) five bucks and change for a small iced tea? Get the fuck out of here and 2) Oprah.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

What's actually *in* catnip? Not camomile, surely. Is it chorizo? Has anyone here (if there's still anyone here) tried it?

gatinga, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

No, it's not made out of chorizo. Maybe churros?

how's life, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link

Nepetalactone

Grognet J. 1990. Catnip: Its uses and effects, past and present. The Canadian Veterinary Journal, 31(6), 455.

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

Sanpaku ur urgently reqd on the coffee thread

rahrah avis (imago), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

Less twee:

Lions and jaguars were extremely sensitive to catnip compared to tigers, cougars, and bobcats, who gave little or no response.

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

seven years pass...

my cat had no interest in tea, only plain cereal milk. not milky tea, nor pure milk, nor cream, nor the leftover milk from a bowl of sugary cereal; it had to be the dregs from something bland, like cheerios/chex. she was very particular. and decorous, as well, not like other kitties who would try to clamber into the cereal bowl before i'd even finished! no, i'd be halfway through breakfast and notice that she had silently materialized a few feet away, sitting with her floofy tail wrapped neatly around her paws, facing a polite 30 degrees away while i had my last few bites. when i'd place my bowl before her, she'd pretend to be surprised -- "all this, for me? you shouldn't have!" -- and help herself to several happy laps of milk before losing interest & drifting away

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:39 (eleven months ago) link

and i wouldn't say that i *like* tea, but i drink it everday (otherwise i fall asleep)

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:41 (eleven months ago) link

10 bags in the cup this morning

still drowsy, la

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:41 (eleven months ago) link

i've been adding cinnamon sticks as well, the past week or so. nice little spice in the plain tea, or with milk, or fruity whatevers. or both! today was spiced peaches & cream tea: black tea + cinnamon + a little semi-frozen cup of chopped peach + milk + ice

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:46 (eleven months ago) link

i usually try to keep a bottle of tea brewing in the fridge, too. i oughtta snip some fresh mint one of these mornings, mint + lemon is pretty badass

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:51 (eleven months ago) link

my secondary ice cube tray is currently full of minced ginger but once i've used that up i should make iced tea cubes, so as to chill my tea with no loss of potency

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 21:56 (eleven months ago) link

there's this bag of matcha powder, it's tremendous and i don't know what to do with it, matcha is awful, it tastes like muddy grass and i am not a goose! that is not a flavor i enjoy!!

De Smurfführer (cat), Thursday, 4 May 2023 22:16 (eleven months ago) link

just had a realization about jasmine tea, namely that i haven't had any in years and this is intolerable! maybe i can sub in rose petals for now. good god i have so much rose petals. my guy ordered a 1 lb bag of them several years ago and there are still just endless handfuls of them, like the bag is enchanted

De Smurfführer (cat), Friday, 5 May 2023 01:01 (eleven months ago) link

or cursed, since idk wtf to do with all this rose

De Smurfführer (cat), Friday, 5 May 2023 01:02 (eleven months ago) link

i just whisked a butterscotch pudding cup into my after-dinner cinnamon tea, fyi.

De Smurfführer (cat), Friday, 5 May 2023 02:18 (eleven months ago) link

Our cats have never shown any interest in tea, but I'm enjoying this revive.

three months pass...

i made lavender honey for a friend, and when i'd strained the flowers from the honey i had, ta-da! honeyed lavender blossoms. i could have made cookies or scones with them, but that's hot and messy, so instead i put them to soak in a small jar of water. now i have a jar of lavender honey water. today i poured a bit into my morning cup of tea, with milk and another spoonful of honey, and as i took the first sip i remembered that lavender tastes revolting, like drinking perfumed antiseptic, and that every other time i've been tempted to ingest lavender i've had the same thought, but keep forgetting, and now i'd ruined a perfectly innocent cup of tea.

sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 4 September 2023 21:36 (seven months ago) link

(it's in the fridge now and i'm titrating it into subsequent teas)

sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 4 September 2023 21:37 (seven months ago) link

(fuck wasting a tea)

sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 4 September 2023 21:37 (seven months ago) link

and as i took the first sip i remembered that lavender tastes revolting, like drinking perfumed antiseptic

haha i was gonna say

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 01:09 (seven months ago) link

and yet i keep getting seduced by this vision of a fancy sophisticated cottagecore kitchenwitch me, setting thimbles of garden tea out on the sill for fairies, lounging among the boughs of an ancient willow with flowers in my hair, wearing a simple linen shift ingeniously upcycled from a tablecloth or whatever! i should tattoo reminders on myself like the guy in memento. "stop trying to drink flowers ffs" "wear pants if you're gonna climb a tree" etc

sleepy bee (cat), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 08:45 (seven months ago) link

at first i didn't understand how it related to the thread, but i think i see what you've done

budo jeru, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 02:37 (seven months ago) link

you could still try feeding the lavender tea to your pet cats and let us know how it goes

budo jeru, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 02:37 (seven months ago) link

I thought lavender was supposed to be something cats found repellant so was actually used to keep cats out of areas.
Do they like it as tea then.

Is it then going to be licked all over themselves and give them complexes like.

Stevo, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 06:42 (seven months ago) link

four months pass...

darmewling

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 February 2024 18:16 (three months ago) link

catmomile

peace, man, Friday, 2 February 2024 18:18 (three months ago) link

Purrrl Grey

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 February 2024 18:19 (three months ago) link

Hissam

felicity, Friday, 2 February 2024 23:50 (three months ago) link

English Brrrp-fast

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Saturday, 3 February 2024 00:21 (three months ago) link

pu'ur

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 February 2024 00:35 (three months ago) link

hibiscuits

felicity, Saturday, 3 February 2024 02:35 (three months ago) link


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