TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE!

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I just want to thank and congratulate whoever is responsible for this:

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Unable to connect to SQL server. TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

ewnay answersyay

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yup. I got that too a few minutes ago. Pure genius.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Seconded, tis wonderful :)

I mean thirded.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

You see how I bothered to change that message but not fix the problem that causes it?

(It was Dan's idea, btw)

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE! could be the new 'delete ilx please'.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I kiss you Graham. You poxy fule.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha Graham, I think you should leave the problem now that we've got an error message that everyone loves.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't get it!!! Waaaahhhhh! I wanna break ILX now so I can be called a POXY FULE!!!

― kate, Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that a threat, kate? Oh no! Delete the internet before it's too late!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey Graham, did you get my card yet? The Winnipeg one.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

eleven months pass...

that poxy crap sux

― GrapeSoda, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago) link

it happens every day again now

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago) link

It happens every freaking MINUTE.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

Has anyone talked to Andrew directly about it? I keep meaning to.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

Whatever happened to Graham?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

You made him cry with your poxy fule hatin' ways

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

I spoke to Andrew about this yesterday. He said he's tried disabling a referrals log that was going nuts, and after he did that things really did seem to speed up significantly. But by late afternoon it was sluggish again so I dont know... I dont think Andrew looks at ILX much anymore so it may be prudent for one of the other guys with access to the SQL to be looking at this cuz obviously something's up.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

What DID happen to Graham?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

i think that graham took a hint

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

he got mad!

― mandee, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

I really felt bad for Graham yesterday. :(

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

WHY?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago) link

Have you all kidnapped him?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

Graham finally got our sympathy by....... not asking for it! (shockah)

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

maybe the recent surge of random googlers has something to do with it. i suggest deleting any mention of j0hn C3na from ilx.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago) link

Or just changing the name of "I love horses" to "I love J0hn C3na and hair dye. I also would like someone to p1mp my ride."

― winterland, Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:01 (twenty years ago) link

I read that above as "plump my ride". Much more interesting that way, I think...

― DMTina (DMTina), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:08 (twenty years ago) link

"pimp my cushion"

― winterland, Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

"pimp my mom"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:11 (twenty years ago) link

are random googlers really common and a problem?

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:13 (twenty years ago) link

They seem more so lately than Ive noticed in the past.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:16 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, random googlers are terribly common. They have no class whatsoever.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:26 (twenty years ago) link

Dear Sirs, I noted with interest that you and your fine compatriots are offering advice on how to get one ride pimped, if you'll excuse the vernacular. Any further information would be appreciated, thanking you in advance.

― randomgoogler, Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:30 (twenty years ago) link

Curses! I hate it when I'm wrong!

― C J (C J), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:36 (twenty years ago) link

i don't like being called a poxy fule.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:41 (twenty years ago) link

HSA gets really confused when I start shouting DON'T POXY FOOL ME!!! at the computer.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:42 (twenty years ago) link

I don't like it that I was (in a way) the original poxy fule.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:42 (twenty years ago) link

I mean FULE. Duh. I am a FULE for that.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:44 (twenty years ago) link

Here's where the term originated in this context if anyone cares.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:46 (twenty years ago) link

ah so it is Mr. Perry who we have to thank for this phrase.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:51 (twenty years ago) link

re graham: you could ask him he's on IM: dtcdthingy (i think is his nickname on IM)

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:16 (twenty years ago) link

I dont think Andrew looks at ILX much anymore so it may be prudent for one of the other guys with access to the SQL to be looking at this cuz obviously something's up.

I do look at ILX quite a bit, and give it a bit of a kick now and then to fix things up, but I just don't have time to have an involved look at why it's fucking up the way it is. Fortunately, Alan has agreed to have another look at the code in the next couple of weeks or so, so we should start to see a solution at some stage.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:35 (twenty years ago) link

Hey Andrew, what else does cheese do?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:10 (twenty years ago) link

I've forgotten what TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE orginally said now.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:17 (twenty years ago) link

i'm hoping that it was turn back you silly nincompoop.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

i guess that's better than "Here's $5. Go get yerself a blumpkin while the server is busy"

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:30 (twenty years ago) link

Hey Andrew, what else does cheese do?

Not much, why?

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:55 (twenty years ago) link

Just wondering if it did anything else.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 1 April 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago) link

It's pretty much dedicated to MySQL.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:46 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, thats all of it I get to see.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

I've just been given a Dual Pentium 3 motherboard by work. Being thrown out because it was too old. Does The ILX brain want it?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 April 2004 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...

I've just been 'poxy fuled' for ages! :-(

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.bonjourfineart.com/Images/What%20Fools%20These%20Mortals%20Be.jpg

― George W. ILX (ex machina), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:58 (nineteen years ago) link

God's getting us back for wondering about who made him.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:59 (nineteen years ago) link

B-b-but I didn't wonder!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:59 (nineteen years ago) link

So, why did we get Poxy Fuled for so long today? Approx. 11am to 7pm for me. I even sent a "WTF" to the e-mail link.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

shit, nevermind. just saw this.
Sorry about the outage folks.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 July 2004 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/colonpipe/poxy.jpg

― :| (....), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 10:22 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

I've sort of missed it.

― Matt DC, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

the screen should be programmed to randomly kick it

― ken c, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

kick in

― ken c, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/poxy_fule.gif

― Edward III, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

can we kick it? o yes we can

― Edward III, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

I'm feeling nostalgic.

― The Reverend, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:00 (fifteen years ago) link

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Unable to connect to SQL server. TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE.

― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 25 May 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

: D : D

― The Reverend, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

I'm feeling nostalgic.

― 14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 21 March 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link

: D : D

― StanM, Saturday, 21 March 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

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Unable to connect to SQL server. TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE.

― leigh exodus (country matters), Saturday, 21 March 2009 01:57 (fifteen years ago) link

:D :D

― 14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 21 March 2009 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I feel sorry for those too ilx-young to have experienced the poxy fule era.

― reverend bout to change my name to rev peso (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 March 2009 09:27 (fifteen years ago) link

halcyon days

― Jarlrmai, Saturday, 21 March 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link

i was totally going to name my never-to-be-released album this <3 <3 <3

― Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Saturday, 21 March 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm287/hoimi/pour-one-out.jpg

― crüt, Monday, 28 January 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21196793

― conrad, Monday, 28 January 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

turn back you poxy fule

― sleepingbag, Friday, 24 March 2017 15:57 (seven years ago) link

I feel sorry for those too ilx-young to have experienced the poxy fule era.

― reverend bout to change my name to rev peso (The Reverend)

― sleeve, Friday, 24 March 2017 16:09 (seven years ago) link

i saw this yesterday!!! i don't think i had for many years. it made me happy despite the site being cockfarmingly fuxored chiz chiz

― r|t|c, Friday, 24 March 2017 16:25 (seven years ago) link

everything old

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 24 March 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/poxy_fule.gif

― Edward III, Friday, November 30, 2007 10:31 AM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― sleepingbag, Sunday, 26 March 2017 21:22 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

OMG I just got this on mobile!

― sleeve, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

five years pass...

getting a poxy fule error when trying to post to hi fi thread

― koogs, Monday, 18 September 2023 08:11 (seven months ago) link

(the image i was trying to link to has (dollar)_86 in it, which i guess confuses regexp things)

― koogs, Monday, 18 September 2023 08:14 (seven months ago) link

five months pass...

https://fastsdxl.ai/share/dz8gvlyi4q6l

― Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:55 (one month ago) link

Adding the exclamation mark makes a big difference!

https://fastsdxl.ai/share/69sv5sd2n03u

― Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:56 (one month ago) link

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