My Friend Just Swallowed Crack Thanks To Cops For The Second Time THIS WEEK ALONE

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this deserves own threadage........he got spooked by 5-0 the first time in a parking lot, eventually decided not to bother recovering only a 110 piece.......but TONIGHT he got pulled over, swallowed four i said FOUR 30 pieces and just had to recover that shit......he downed two tall glasses of baking soda & apple juice and simply VOLCANOED......this kid is the ruggedest young chap I've met in 2003

AND I HAVE IT ON VIDEO AND WILL POST IT CRAZY SOON, OK?

― Ramosi, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

110 piece = 10 piece, obv.

― Ramosi, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is what ILE would be like if I were mayor.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

is this what real life is like?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

remind me not to vote for you

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

NEWSFLASH!
Nordicskillz Named Mayor of ILE in Secret Caucus

Mayor Skillz, what is your first official proclamation as Mayor of ILE?

― Skottie, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Motorik Fur Alle

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, i'm introducing a congestion charge to stop people posting too much.

Feeeel the irony

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have to swallow machine guns like every other day.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

The best anti-drug advertisement I've ever seen.

― kate, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

wow i bet Ramosi doesn't live in middle England (is a four 30 peice a lot of crack? im guessing it is but the closest i get to drugs nowadays is alcaseltzer XS - TUFF HUH)

― james (james), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

nope james my friend they're thirty dollar pieces and four of them is worth becoming a human agony fountain......and i am not kidding about the video........once i borrow a firewire connection it is on to the tenth power of the maximum edge of whichever envelope you choose to push in this wonderful land of envelope pushing and shoving and hurting.......i love you all

― Ramosi, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

and lest i be misunderstood, neither me nor this guy smoke rock......i have nothing to do w rock but I love watching the legendary scenery

― Ramosi, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

For a second there I thought this thread was called "My Friend Just Swallowed Cock Thanks To Cops For The Second Time THIS WEEK ALONE".

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

That was the option he didn't choose.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was wondering if it was a Calum typo or B3cky Luc4s rerun.

How about you keep that video to yourself.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mr Noodles I am DEEP in this board, I've just been gone for awhile........i'm assuming calum and b3cky are trolls or carmody gags and take umbrage with your myopic lumping in of yours truly......yes I know youre a moderator or something but i dont care, youre a hoser

― Ramosi, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

nay mr noodles, i say bring it on. i gotta see this!

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait, so what was he doing with the crack in the first place? Volcanoed asses are pretty cool though.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

bwahaaaaaahaha.........dude, he BARFED it up.....though what you describe would be quite a sight as well, surely

― Ramosi, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh... nevermind about the ass then... I guess they'd be all gone if they came out the other end.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mr Noodles I am DEEP in this board, I've just been gone for awhile........

Im well aware of who you are, Meestah Bond, still doesn't change who I thought started this thread.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Noodles shouldn't you end that with ".... Meestah Bond!!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mr. Anderson might be more appropriate?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shouldn't end it, but you are right that it is urgent and key that it does indeed belong in the middle.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

oops, i caved into temptation.
This thread needs a viv to go along with Neil.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

RAMOSI - YAY!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would say that your friend swallowed crack more because of his own life choices than anything to do with cops.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love watching the legendary scenery

Er, yeah me too.

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

WTF Mr Noodles! Now our li'l exchange makes no sense! ABUSE! ABUSE, MR. PRESIDENT!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I know, I know, I ruptured the spacetime continum but the monkeys were too tempting.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

ABUSE OF POWER

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok ok, bye bye.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I swear to god, Ramosi is secretly one of my real life friends, hiding from me online.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

. sad .

― thuddd (thuddd), Thursday, 17 April 2003 09:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

ramosi i wanna see the vid so bad hook a brutha up

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 17 April 2003 09:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love how this thread says "thanks to cops" as though they are at fault for the guy swallowing the crack.

― Jonathan, Thursday, 17 April 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

If cops would only mind their own business we wouldn't have to swallow crack.

So...is this video gonna be up on ILX, ramosi?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 17 April 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

Okay, in the process of converting this shit to MPEG. Dave Q has seen it and will be reviewing it as well. It is quite a piece of cinema.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:20 (nineteen years ago) link

haaha, 2 years later!

― eman (eman), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:36 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG watching this is such a nostalgia trip. One scene is me and the 'real' Ramosi in the kitchen, secretly laughingly overloading the poor kid's glass with baking soda, I mean like 5x the amt of soda needed to cause barf, while rapping FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK EM, and then in the background you hear the poor kid, with over a bill of rocks siting in his stomach, yell out, "Yeah man, FUCK the police!"

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link

And yo Dave if you read this, I still can't find my Deuce Bigelow video! Shit shit shit did you see me put it in a CD case or something?

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:43 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

WORLD PREMIERE: The Ramosi Barf Movie + Other Shit

I JUST AVOIDED TONS OF WRITING + SCHOOL + WORK TO BRING THIS TO YOU ALL

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 21 February 2005 10:22 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

All that is left

― Heave Ho, Monday, 1 October 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

le coq: tru ILX hero

― haitch, Monday, 1 October 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

AND I HAVE IT ON VIDEO AND WILL POST IT CRAZY SOON, OK?

-- Ray Smuckles, Wednesday, April 16, 2003 1:01 PM (4 years ago)

― Mark C, Monday, 1 October 2007 10:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Where did Surmounter get to?

― kv_nol, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:18 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmnUx_wNqRE

― rent, Monday, 23 November 2009 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, that is some opening post.

― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Monday, 23 November 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost did i see right, he's eating the paper? wtf.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 23 November 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

awesome video
dumb friend

― harbl, Monday, 23 November 2009 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

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