― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 21:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 21:34 (twenty years ago) link
― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 21:38 (twenty years ago) link
― C J (C J), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 21:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 21:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 21:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link
― kephm, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
― C J (C J), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link
kudos.
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:04 (twenty years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:13 (twenty years ago) link
i dont buy any of this by the way*
― kephm, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:26 (twenty years ago) link
― kephm, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:31 (twenty years ago) link
It'd be like an episode of Monk, for robots.
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:40 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:41 (twenty years ago) link
"Hello,police?I'd like to report a theft from my car."
"A theft,sir.If I could just take a few details.What is it that has been stolen?"
"Erm...my car alarm."
"Are you trying to be funny,sir?Wasting police time is an offence,you know."
"No,seriously.Someone has stolen the alarm from my car.It's been going off all night,and when it stopped,I came out to have a look,and it was gone!"
"What,the car or the alarm?"
"Just the alarm.The car is still there."
"Have you been drinking this evening,sir?"
I reckon you can come up with the rest yourself.....
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 22:55 (twenty years ago) link
― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:56 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:01 (twenty years ago) link
If I were a cop and someone said this to me I'd arrest him on the spot!
― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Thursday, 17 July 2003 06:48 (twenty years ago) link
― C J (C J), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link
― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:45 (twenty years ago) link
― C J (C J), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:57 (twenty years ago) link
― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:36 (twenty years ago) link
Maybe you'll have internet access in gaol.
― Neudonym, Friday, 18 July 2003 02:12 (twenty years ago) link
And I'll only go to jail(gaol)if I get caught.There is no evidence,I used the WHOLE ROLL on his rustbucket fiesta,so no tell-tale half rolls of pallet wrap here,mate!
Have a good day,everyone!Har Har!
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Friday, 18 July 2003 06:32 (twenty years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 July 2003 06:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:02 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:06 (twenty years ago) link
(I originally wrote "thaw the fist and eat it" and that would be really disgusting advice.)
― Neudonym, Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:11 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:16 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:35 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:37 (twenty years ago) link
**thinks of Emily Booth on TV show 'DEMOLITION'**
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:38 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Graham (graham), Sunday, 20 July 2003 00:11 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 00:14 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 20 July 2003 00:15 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 20 July 2003 00:16 (twenty years ago) link
Nice chainsaw pic....should bring the usual gags regarding her having a good grip on a TOOL,or the size of that CHOPPER,etc,etc....
― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Sunday, 20 July 2003 09:48 (twenty years ago) link
― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 20 July 2003 22:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 21 July 2003 01:54 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Sym (shmuel), Friday, 2 April 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 2 April 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago) link
― chrisco (chrisco), Sunday, 9 May 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link
This is an article in the New Yorker about the situation in Ally's old NYC neighborhood
Now we live under the flightpath for just about everything entering or leaving Ronald Reagan National Airport and it's just peachy!
Y'all=Pussies.
― TOMBOT, Monday, 13 June 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jucks, Friday, 4 November 2005 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 4 November 2005 01:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link
I think I want to be Walter Sobchak.
― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Sunday, 10 September 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Amazing Randy, Saturday, 24 February 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― John Splith, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― nathalie, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 21 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 21 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.scorpionauto.com/gallery/BK1023SGA_L.gif
― kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Back again! Seems like only yesterday we were having fun with this, how time flies. For anyone who actually cares, the Fiesta that started all this eventually 'disappeared' from my street. Nowt to do with me, honestly. ;)
Anyone for pallet wrap?
― Eugene Speed, Thursday, 20 January 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link
hey there um can you blow up my neighbors car, she keeps yelling "C'MON JAKE" at her dog and I figure that will send her the message to shut up.
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
I rented a car FOR A FUNERAL and the alarm went off at the funeral dinner, so embarrassing and inappropriate because it was an unfamiliar car, it was at a FUNERAL, and it took me a good three minutes to figure out how to shut it off! Be sure when you rent a car you know where all the controls are!
On the bright side, if you live in a crowded urban area or are walking in a dark parking lot, it will surely scare any criminals away.
― how about "shut the fuck up" then (u s steel), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd almost forgotten about this marvelous episode! A decade later and pallet wrap still comes out now and again for deserving causes. ;)
― Eugene Speed, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link