― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 24 July 2003 05:00 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Thanking Currer Bell, Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:34 (twenty years ago) link
go to the Purbecks though, they're lovely.
Jonnie to thread!!!
― chris (chris), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:35 (twenty years ago) link
- Dorset has the highest proportion of people in any county who have never left the county.
- There are people on Portland (4miles by 2 miles) who have never left it.
- Dorchester knows tourism is good, but can't really get their heads around it. Judge Jeffry's Lodgings is a cafe/restaurant which is always closed. In July. Sheesh.
- Weymouth is all of England's seaside resorts rolled into one; on one street, lairy boys looking for beer and sex / fights and hen parties of drunken laydeez (ala Blackpool); one street down, strolling old couples ala Llandudno; a street down, families with small kids ala Clacton-On-Sea. A weird mix.
- Dorchester's pubs are nicer on the outside.
- Portland's pubs seem to have a Sunday night meat raffle as the main attraction
- The scenery and walks are lovely. The West side of Portland is particularly grebt.
- Durple Door isn't all that.
- Bus companies are staffed by cretins, who managed to make me nearly miss my last bus by confusing the concept of the bus stop being 'right on the beach' (bus man words) and and the bus stop being 'two fucking miles away up a steep cliff, along rolling hills, through a caravan park, past a farm and up another hill' (the reality).
- Dorchester Town have a nice iccle football ground
- The man in Dorchester's bike hire shop told me that Thursday wasn't a good day to hire a bike, as it would be blustery. The next would be better. I asked him whether this was the forecast, to which he replied 'no, but they said on the TV that the people watching the Open golf would have a nice sunny day tomorrow.' For the record, I was in Dorset, and the golf was in Kent.
All in all, Dorset = the midwest of the UK.
― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:36 (twenty years ago) link
Dancing ledge is much better than Durdle Door.
― chris (chris), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Tag (Tag), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:52 (twenty years ago) link
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Best way to see the isle of purbeck is to hire a boat and go along the coast, but take bicycles to go the few miles inland to places liek Corfe Casle and tyneham and the like
― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:55 (twenty years ago) link
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― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Jonnie, Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:04 (twenty years ago) link
and when i joined the others no one at all HAD noticed, so i didn't mention it
anyway i still get nightmares abt this CHEERS ED!!
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:05 (twenty years ago) link
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― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:06 (twenty years ago) link
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― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 24 July 2003 10:07 (twenty years ago) link
In a time before this one, Dorset was part of France which is why you can buy bagettes. The minature town in Wimbore is brilliant for tiny folk.
YEAST INFECTION! YEAST INFECTION!
If you're going to Dorset, be careful around the afternoon. Why? I don't know. MY INDICATOR LIGHT IS FLASHING. I haven't cried this much since the Thompson Twins song, We Are Detective.
Cream dungeon barmometer. It's such a waste.
― A man who likes Cheese, Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Simeon (Simeon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:29 (twenty years ago) link
― chris (chris), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:32 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:33 (twenty years ago) link
It's the only county in England without motorways (and the only one with an erect giant's cock drawn on the hillside).
On a blue skies day, there is nowhere in the world more enchanting than Shaftesbury or the villages of the Piddle valley, and the walk from the Square and Compass pub down through a grassy valley to the sea is one of the most beautiful I can remember. Especially if you've had eight pints beforehand.
It is said that Bourneouth has more nightclubs than the west end of London. I wouldn't put moeny on that, though.
― MikeG, Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Calz (Calz), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:15 (twenty years ago) link
the odd thing about the place is just how many Portlanders are, like me, *really* from either the south-east (I lived in the SE London / Kent borders until I was 14) or the West Coast Main Line corridor (especially Birmingham, so it seems). I like that, I like the fact that it isn't inbred the way parts of inland Dorset are, I like the ruggedness and the harshness and the fact that there's no chance of it being prettified because it isn't full of bloody Tories like parts of inland etc etc. I like the fact that nobody bats an eyelid at satellite dishes being on the front of old cottages, because they aren't snobbish like that. we hate Dorchester people round here, it has to be said ...
the other thing that Portlanders universally seem to know is what I call the House at World's End (for those who know the Monica Dickens book of that name, it reminded me of her description of said house - no doubt others allude to her great-grandfather by calling it Bleak House, but I could never do that because that's the name of bloody T*ny M*rt*n's farm). it's an old disused farmhouse surrounded by a lot of what has become wild and uncultivated land - I'm guessing it ceased to be a working farm in about 1970, and became uninhabited altogether around 1987 (my relatives who lived just up the road from World's End from 1988 to the late 90s certainly can't recall it being lived in). nobody here seems to know who owns it, or why it was never sold or rented out, but everyone has their story to tell about it, the kids who've defied danger warnings to play there, the rotting piece of farming machinery abandoned for decades in its grounds, the garden so overgrown with weeds that you can barely walk through it these days ... to be honest I find it very depressing now. a few months ago, even, it looked salvageable, but the other week a lot of the windows were broken, last week's storms are already corroding the house inside ... the House at World's End on Portland, or whatever you want to call it, is one of those local semi-legends, and none the worse for that.
incidentally the Weymouth Quay line is now part of the past; regular boat trains over the line, connected to Channel Islands ferries, finished at the end of the 1987 summer timetable. special trains continued to use it into the 90s, but it's a sign of the line's rusting weed-covered decay that even Railtrack declared it unsafe and closed it for good. when I was last there in 1997, on a March day of white skies and deep ennui, the Weymouth Quay terminal was a haunting ghost station, the sort of thing I might have dreamed. it's probably gone now.
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 03:54 (twenty years ago) link
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 07:18 (twenty years ago) link
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― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 08:14 (twenty years ago) link
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 08:16 (twenty years ago) link
Still, not many places in England where there is a prison inside a hill.
The best parts of Portland seem to surround Trafalgar Square.
― Hardy Boy, Tuesday, 5 August 2003 09:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link
so yeah, sea air (connossieurs choice - Cove House Inn Portland in a fall storm), Weymouth = most depressing place ever,
all in all a beautiful, beautiful inspiring place apart from one thing:
SEX
last week i pulled out my still wrapped packet of durex 'safe play' and found the expiry date was august 2001. i swear Douglas Bader has more chance of posthumously scoring for england than i have of getting a shag in this stupid fucking bunghole of a county.
oh and it's full of racists.
― john clarkson, Tuesday, 18 May 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link
Hello. Can anyone recommend a nice, cheapish hotel or B&B in the Dorchester/Weymouth area? We'll be driving, so accessibility by public transport is not essential.
We'll only be there a couple of days and mainly visiting family (who are now too old and frail to impose upon as houseguests) rather than sightseeing, but bonus points for being near nice coastline and/or a good pub.
― patapon pataphysics (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 20 September 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Stayed in Portland for a few days. The "cottage" had an information file, with two leaflets at the front. The first detailed what to do in the event of flooding (park car up a hill); the second described what to do in the event of a radiation leak from a nuclear submarine (stay in doors, close windows; wait for army to deliver medication).
― djh, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 07:09 (nine years ago) link
^ And yet still we have booked another Dorset holiday.
Recommendations for Milborne St Andrews, Blandford Forum and thereabouts?
― djh, Saturday, 14 February 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link
Has anyone done Crying Mat from Masterchef at the Casterbridge?
― djh, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link
Any recommendations around Toller Fratrum/Dorchester?
― djh, Friday, 10 March 2017 22:16 (seven years ago) link
Went to (Masterchef winner) Mat Follas' new café, Bramble, in Poundbury. It was a bit ... nothing. He actually seems to cook on a Friday/Saturday evening so perhaps it picks up then?
― djh, Sunday, 19 March 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link