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- Amazon review of the Bible

The Bible, latest work to spring forth from the pen of award-winning author God, is a rollicking, non-stop, action-adventure which ends with a thrilling conclusion and a hearty "Amen".

This is God's best novel to date, incorporating elements of both Mesopatamian Myth and his earlier blockbuster, The Torah. Fans of the Torah will find the second half of this book a radical departure from God's normal writing style; for example, the story is much less centered around smiting and not eating pork.

The middle section tends to drap of this book, and the author, faultless in his reasearch, often lingers too long on lines of a "Zebbub begat Nebur" vein. However this is soon forgotten, and fans of action will truly enjoy the unpredictable stories between David and Goliath, Job and the Biting Flies, and Jonah and the Whale.

Although it can sometimes come off as a bit preachy, the Bible is a true semi-autobiographical masterpiece by the reclusive God, age 53 (to the infinte power), who resides lately in Indiana. One certainly hopes to hear more of this promising young writer in the days to come.

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Sex Machine? What Would Jesus Think....., Oct 7 2003 By Dennis J. O'Boyle (Milwaukee, WI USA) - See all my reviews

The sexual lyrics and voodoo rhythm of James Brown's "Sex Machine" illustrate only one small aspect of how the United States has earned the well-deserved title of "The Great Satan".

Brown croons, "Get up, get on up, like a sex machine!"
His freedom of expression is a God-given right but with any right goes the equally important but rarely expressed specter of having a God-oriented RESPONSIBILITY to choose wisely in thought, word and deed. Woe to any who cause others to stumble.

Now, let's get this straight, is James Brown's singing about a "sex machine" the result of the Gospel upbringing that he had, or more of an influence from the "free love" era of the 1960s and Brown's own fleshly lusts and pride working in conjunction with the record-buying public's vices?

My friend, I assure you, freedom isn't free and never has been. To believe that the '60s and '70s brought in "free" love or anything better than camel spit is a lie straight out of the fire and brimstone pits of eternally burning Hell. Leftist liberals in politics, education, media and entertainment have long assaulted godly values. In their evil efforts to usher in the New World Order ("Novus Ordo Seclorum", see the back of any U.S. dollar bill), the liberals have trampled on the rights we all have for pure, clean, decency.

"Sex Machine" is a profound illustration of how Satan through his liberal henchmen attempts to enslave us to sin, diverting us from the truth and what is truly important while brainwashing us into a self-focus through diverse means of propaganda.

Examine the nine planks of the Humanist Manifesto, or the ten planks of Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto and see if these liberal precepts seem to be "present" in our society and government today. Notice how, over your lifetime, a socio-cultural sexual focus has been prevalent and increasing daily, courtesy of the leftists in politics, education, the media and entertainment.

John Dewey, father of modern education, in 1933 co-authored the Humanist Manifesto. It confidently asserts:
1. Man evolved by chance
2. Man created god
3. Man is his own authority
4. There are no absolutes (was he absolutely sure?)
5. All men should be exposed to diverse "realistic" viewpoints -including profanity, immorality and perversion
6. ALL forms of sexual expression are acceptable
7. Government must own or control of the entire economy
8. Global citizenship must replace self-determination and nationalism
9. There is no existence beyond the grave - no heaven or hell

Respective of how James Brown's "Sex Machine" plays into this vast left-wing conspiracy, Hilary, look at the fifth and sixth planks:
5. All men should be exposed to diverse "realistic" viewpoints -including profanity, immorality and perversion
6. ALL forms of sexual expression are acceptable

Do you see how these and the others have been brought to fruition through the type of manipulation practiced by the leftists in politics, education, media and entertainment? It is crystal clear and obvious.

Now, let's look at:
The Ten Planks of Communism
1. Abolition of private property
2. Heavy, progressive income tax
3. Abolition of rights of inheritance (e.g., a 51% inheritance tax)
4. Confiscation of property rights
5. Central bank
6. Government ownership of communication and transportation
7. Government ownership of factories and agriculture
8. Government control of labor
9. Corporate farms, regional planning
10. Government control of education

Through the demonic actions of the immoral evildoers and infidels in politics, who have been operating for a long time now beyond their Constitutional charter and also creating laws that they exempt themselves from while We, The People remain silent as lambs, we have become a nation adrift, lacking any moral mooring point.

Through the un-Constitutional yet nonetheless expensive failure of our national public school education system, dumbing everyone down and creating generations of unthinking automatons, puppets of the government, we have been duped, manipulated and brought to the brink of destruction. Imagine, a nation with the motto of In God We Trust going about throwing God and prayer out of the schools. Woe to you who turn your back on God and say that He does not exist. Woe to you.

Through the wiles of the immoral media, from books in print to newspapers, billboards, t.v., radio and more, we have been carefully fed a skewed, specially selected, pantheistic/atheistic viewpoint that is meant to take us away from God and throw us into our personal desires, making the self the ultimate idol of all time.

Through the entertainment industry churning out ever more horrific scenes of sex, violence and immorality, we have been turned into blind, ravening wolves howling for more of the evil that rots our souls from the inside out. What better example than that of the lyrics of James Brown's "Sex Machine".

Through these and more, we have all been denigrated, brainwashed by filth, marching to the Pied Piper of our own fleshly pride and lusts, heading toward The New World Order. We are being led like sheep to the slaughter.

Indeed, it is time to get up, get on up!
But not like a sex machine. For, we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against powers, principalities, and those in high places. We must return to our Godly roots, first by repenting from our sins, getting on our knees before the Lord Jesus Christ and asking His forgiveness. Then, powered by the Holy Spirit, we must rise, we must get on up, to serve our God.
May God bless you and through you, may God richly bless America.

(Also: See my other reviews: "Where The Boys Are" and "Sabrina")

lawlz

That is breathtaking.

"smacking our mommas just to sneak peeks at this phat lyric ISBN"

It's funny because it sounds like something a rapper would say

wow. you're right.

Synopsis
TV's first Asian comedy, Goodness Gracious Me, amassed appeal across the audience spectrum. Beginning on BBC radio, together with Alan Partridge's inspired Knowing Me, Knowing You and the blacky comic League of Gentlemen, it showed that radio was still a fertile comedy breeding ground.

A review for this dress:
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2.0 out of 5 stars item, February 18, 2008
By The Deflowered Vestal Virgins Seeking Revenge... (Hellespont) - See all my reviews

In the case of f*tish-flirtation, there's no more glaring transgression than the section on body painting where an*rexic, fretfully skinny models Jessica Gomes, Quiana Grant, Marisa Miller, and Tori Prayer get swimsuits painted on by obviously screwed-up "artists," who are sexually frustrated that painting women's bodies is the closest they can get to actual sex!!!!

i was just searching for LFO stuff (the warp band not the stupid boy band) and found this rather funny review of the boy band LFO biography book.

"I am a huge LFO fan and i have bought LFOs backstage pass, which i thought was good. This is a good book but its more for someone whos in to reading rather than just looking at pictures."

LFO vs. LFO

Indeed, it is time to get up, get on up!
But not like a sex machine.

this is fucking genius

its something i can loling imagine alan partridge saying.

Oh boy, here's a hidden gem for you guys:

2 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
Techno-Trash, May 2, 2000
By A Customer
This is one of the most irritating pieces of techno-trash I've ever heard. I made the mistake of reading reviews of obviously tone deaf people who are in love with the Human League before ordering this CD. I wanted their hit song "Don't You Want Me." That is the only decent song on the CD. I don't know how anyone in their right mind could stomach listening to the rest of the CD in one sitting. All of the songs sound alike and they become extremely irritating after a while and could make one agitated just by listening to the constant techno-synthesizers (no other instruments on this album, just synthesizers) and meaningless lyrics. It's monotony! These people are also obviously athiests, as well. One track has a lyric which reads, paraphrased and in part, "I know there is no Lord above..." He makes a reference to believing in love and in "you and me" but not believing there is a God. What delightful lyrics, huh? What a piece of trash! Save your money! Don't buy this ridiculous, outdated garbage.
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oh please lol what did the 1 comment say?

M. R. Greenhead says:
It is a shame you don't like it, but many people do. Love Action monotonous? Er no. Spending the equivalent of 3 GB pounds is the same as a big mac meal, so just give it a try.

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These people are also obviously athiests

BIG time lol here

This is amazing:

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LOL! Who were the 21 assholes who did not recommend that review?!?!

Friends of Marcus, evidently!

I wonder if all copies of The Secret come with a toothbrush shiv? No wonder it's such a big seller!

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Review was pulled by anti-fun Amazon mods.

May as well vote Nazi and have done with it.

one-star review of nuggets box

it said on the box that it was original punk rock...this is not punk it sounds like stuff my dad like. i know alot about punk and it wasn't in the 60's... it happened a few years ago when green day came out don't be fooled if you want to here real good punk, by the new blink 182 take off your pants and jacket cd or the mark tom and travis show cd by blink it really good and much better than this...

punk . . . happened a few years ago when green day came out . . . if you want to here real good punk, by the new blink 182

Words fail.

lollll

that's so stupid it has to be real.

DONT BE FOOLED BY THE STICKER ON THE BOX, ITS NOT PUNK!

The huffy comments underneath are a spicy bonus as well

I am actually quite consumed with hatred. People like you give our generation a bad name (I'm fairly young and you seem to be to). Green Day isn't even punk, Blink 182 isn't even music. Have you heard of the Clash, or the Velvet Underground? VU invented more genres then you probably have heard of. Calling Green Day punk... ugh.

Awesomeness.

A strange game.

The only winning move is not to play.

Only 12 people responded to that customer review, but everyone who did went out and listened to Take Off Your Pants and Jacket.

Read that too fast and it's like the twelve people who responded got naked.

Winner:

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I couldn't see this creepshow when it was first released. Being scared and sheltered in my early ears, i wasn't too fond of scary movies.

For some reason during my first pregnancy I couldn't get enough of scary movies and happened to catch this on cable. I was disgusted, shocked and oddly aroused at how creepy the stories became. I enjoyed myself immensely.

"Ultimate Muscle is filled with humor, many of it toilet related. One of the biggest running gags is Montaro's tendancy to wet himself when he gets scared! The wrestling itself is downright wacky as the wrestlers are able to pull off moves that are downright impossible in reality."

This is crazy long, but it's LOL. Anne Rice had a major meltdown on Amazon in 2004 after everyone said her new book was a stinking turd.

this is what she wrote:

"Reviewer: Anne Obrien Rice (New Orleans, LA United States) - See all my reviews

Seldom do I really answer those who criticize my work. In fact, the entire development of my career has been fueled by my ability to ignore denigrating and trivializing criticism as I realize my dreams and my goals. However there is something compelling about Amazon's willingness to publish just about anything, and the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here that actually touches my proletarian and Democratic soul. Also I use and enjoy Amazon and I do read the reviews of other people's books in many fields. In sum, I believe in what happens here. And so, I speak. First off, let me say that this is addressed only to some of you, who have posted outrageously negative comments here, and not to all. You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective. Indeed, you aren't even reading it. You are projecting your own limitations on it. And you are giving a whole new meaning to the words "wide readership." And you have strained my Dickensean principles to the max. I'm justifiably proud of being read by intellectual giants and waitresses in trailer parks,in fact, I love it, but who in the world are you? Now to the book. Allow me to point out: nowhere in this text are you told that this is the last of the chronicles, nowhere are you promised curtain calls or a finale, nowhere are you told there will be a wrap-up of all the earlier material. The text tells you exactly what to expect. And it warns you specifically that if you did not enjoy Memnoch the Devil, you may not enjoy this book. This book is by and about a hero whom many of you have already rejected. And he tells you that you are likely to reject him again. And this book is most certainly written -- every word of it -- by me. If and when I can't write a book on my own, you'll know about it. And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself. I fought a great battle to achieve a status where I did not have to put up with editors making demands on me, and I will never relinquish that status. For me, novel writing is a virtuoso performance. It is not a collaborative art. Back to the novel itself: the character who tells the tale is my Lestat. I was with him more closely than I have ever been in this novel; his voice was as powerful for me as I've ever heard it. I experienced break through after break through as I walked with him, moved with him, saw through his eyes. What I ask of Lestat, Lestat unfailingly gives. For me, three hunting scenes, two which take place in hotels -- the lone woman waiting for the hit man, the slaughter at the pimp's party -- and the late night foray into the slums --stand with any similar scenes in all of the chronicles. They can be read aloud without a single hitch. Every word is in perfect place. The short chapter in which Lestat describes his love for Rowan Mayfair was for me a totally realized poem. There are other such scenes in this book. You don't get all this? Fine. But I experienced an intimacy with the character in those scenes that shattered all prior restraints, and when one is writing one does have to continuously and courageously fight a destructive tendency to inhibition and restraint. Getting really close to the subject matter is the achievement of only great art. Now, if it doesn't appeal to you, fine. You don't enjoy it? Read somebody else. But your stupid arrogant assumptions about me and what I am doing are slander. And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies. I'll never challenge your democratic freedom to do so, and yes, I'm answering you, but for what it's worth, be assured of the utter contempt I feel for you, especially those of you who post anonymously (and perhaps repeatedly?) and how glad I am that this book is the last one in a series that has invited your hateful and ugly responses. Now, to return to the narrative in question: Lestat's wanting to be a saint is a vision larded through and through with his characteristic vanity. It connects perfectly with his earlier ambitions to be an actor in Paris, a rock star in the modern age. If you can't see that, you aren't reading my work. In his conversation with the Pope he makes observations on the times which are in continuity with his observations on the late twentieth century in The Vampire Lestat, and in continuity with Marius' observations in that book and later in Queen of the Damned. The state of the world has always been an important theme in the chronicles. Lestat's comments matter. Every word he speaks is part of the achievement of this book. That Lestat renounced this saintly ambition within a matter of pages is plain enough for you to see. That he reverts to his old self is obvious, and that he intends to complete the tale of Blackwood Farm is also quite clear. There are many other themes and patterns in this work that I might mention -- the interplay between St.Juan Diago and Lestat, the invisible creature who doesn't "exist" in the eyes of the world is a case in point. There is also the theme of the snare of Blackwood Farm, the place where a human existence becomes so beguiling that Lestat relinquishes his power as if to a spell. The entire relationship between Lestat and Uncle Julien is carefully worked out. But I leave it to readers to discover how this complex and intricate novel establishes itself within a unique, if not unrivalled series of book. There are things to be said. And there is pleasure to be had. And readers will say wonderful things about Blood Canticle and they already are. There are readers out there and plenty of them who cherish the individuality of each of the chronicles which you so flippantly condemn. They can and do talk circles around you. And I am warmed by their response. Their letters, the papers they write in school, our face to face exchanges on the road -- these things sustain me when I read the utter trash that you post. But I feel I have said enough. If this reaches one reader who is curious about my work and shocked by the ugly reviews here, I've served my goals. And Yo, you dude, the slang police! Lestat talks like I do. He always has and he always will. You really wouldn't much like being around either one of us. And you don't have to be. If any of you want to say anything about all this by all means Email me at Ann3obri3nric3.... And if you want your money back for the book, send it to [she posted her actual address]. I'm not a coward about my real name or where I live. And yes, the Chronicles are no more! Thank God! "

lol at 'my proletarian and Democratic soul'

Yeah, that was a classic. I remember looking for it a while back, couldn't find it. Glad it hasn't totally gone off the net. Thanks!

But I guess I kinda feel bad for her. I wouldn't take bad reviews well if I got reviewed.

Apparentl she took down her review, which is why it took forever to find the damn thing...but some kind souls were benevolent enough to bump her original text in their own review, and so it's still there in a couple of places.

Hilariously, Anne added the following comment to the most recent bump (she just doesn't know when to stop):

" Posted on Feb 11, 2008 7:29 PM PST
Anne Rice says:
My response above should be taken down. It's been posted here under some one else's name. I took the post down myself some time ago, but I can't remove this copy because some one else has posted it. The text is obsolete. Amazon years ago removed the abusive and inappropriate "reviews" that prompted my response. As a consequence it is now completely out of context. To repeat, whoever put this up should remove it. --- FYI, email response to my comments was overwhelmingly positive and has been over the years. Every now and then there is a nasty email, usually from some one apparently very young who is still obsessed with this situation. But really, the matter ought to be closed. To repeat, Amazon long ago removed the attacks that prompted the comments. --- Whatever your thoughts, keep this in mind. Amazon will be as good as you make it. If you post foolishness on this site, if you "flame" because you're disappointed that you cannot write fanfiction, if you deliberately insult authors or belittle them for personal reasons or undisclosed reasons, Amazon will continue to be ineffective as a site for reviewing books. Amazon can be something very constructive and very worthwhile. But you have to support the quality yourself. As long as you post drivel, you will continue to erode the effectiveness of Amazon as a forum. Thank you for your many comments. Again, the above post is not under my name and should be removed. Anne Rice, Rancho Mirage, California."

ANNE SEZ: POST NO MORE FOOLISHNESS IN YOUR AMAZON REVIEWS. STOP IT THIS INSTANT.

also LOL at 'effectiveness of Amazon as a forum'. psst, no-one show her youtube or she'll flip her wig.

haha yeah, I was just about to copy-paste that "As long as you post drivel..."line!

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3TZAFH01EZGSR/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

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4.0 out of 5 stars

A much appreciated improvement over the standard method., September 14, 2009
By SCF "Software Developer"

Until I discovered this tool, I had to pound my meat by hand. When preparing your meat for a party, this easily leads to callouses. Thankfully, with the Norpro Meat Pounder, I can pound my meat all I want without undesired difficulties of the old school method. Ladies or those with small hands or arms may also appreciate the added weight and leverage this gives to increase the capacity of their meat pounding (not to mention, clean-up could not be easier).

I'm not sure if there is an automated solution available, but until I find an automated meat pounder, this simple product will definitely take care of all my pounding needs.

If you do a lot of meat pounding by hand, I would recommend the Norpro Meat Pounder without hesitation.

This would also make a great gift.

LOL

Bring forth your drivel, drivellers! Bring on thine foolishness!!

Wow, where has this thread been all my life?

Cloverfield [Blu-ray]
DVD ~ Mike Vogel
Price: $17.49

Availability: In Stock
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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
The camera guy, November 10, 2009
my reviews is always short cuz i dont want it to be boring while reading it and cuz of my poor English.

first of all this movie would be a lot better if it is just viewed or let me say if we watch it just like

the other movies .. the standard camera p; .. not the camera guy :) .. so u can not see it clear

u miss something some times cuz of this Camera .

sounds are great in this movie ,, thanks for reading.

"Amazon Verified Purchase
I guess I underestimated what 6-inches was! These are bigger than I suspected. They are great, though. Retract and lock easily, nice colors, sharp blades!

I use them for everything from cutting wrapping paper to cutting stitches to opening boxes. I'm very pleased with my purchase. "

By Pamela Adams - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Capitalist Realism: Is there no alternative? (Zero Books) (Kindle Edition)
I loved his Instant Millionaire book but just could not get into this book for some reason - we have to try it another day

lolololololololol

" always use between 10-16 TEABAGS PER CUP! This looks ridiculous while steeping"

I do this with regular tea

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Da Veeper! says:

Eat pop & die! Hirax rule!

pop rocks

nto reader review, came in amazon email but i was amused

"(I am Lisa as a representative of CustomerService Department,if you are satisfied with my service,you can give commentssuch as“Lisa is good”"

"Lisa needs to take remedial English"

Spending the equivalent of 3 GB pounds is the same as a big mac meal, so just give it a try.

WORKED AS EXPECTED FOR ONE WEEK AND SHORTED OUT, FAILED, TRIPPED GROUND FAULT BREAKER. UNPLUGGED HEAT TAPE AND CIRCUIT OK. WEATHER TOO INCLEMENT TO INSPECT TO DATE.TOO COLD,ICE, & SNOW NOW. HAVING TO LET WATER RUN TO KEEP FROM FREEZING.

allcaps is how we roll

"I really don't know if it is one star as we didn't use it as it was the wrong sized cable.Within an hour of making this purchase I realized I did not order the right thing and tried to cancel it. Amazon said they would put my request through to the company and I never heard back, was charged for the cable and it was sent. My next move is to try to return the item.

" Love the color, especially because my husband won't touch the "pink pump", and I always know where it is. He bought his own. Not as good as mine. "

These days, 2011, horror films are just filled with blood and often no good plots and poor acting. This film is totally different; it is not great but a very good average type where one can understand what is happening and realistic and frightening. Well worth it!

http://www.amazon.com/Boyfriends-Daddy-Humiliation-Cuckolding-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00DT85CEE/ref=pd_sim_kstore_5?ie=UTF8&refRID=0YPKV1GGDFEBHX4G5CA1

"DAM it...if this ain't one hot read....had to go hide in private to finish this one..a lot of humiliating cuckoldry,and just pure hot FILTH!"

no reviews but wow

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This is good enough though: "This 9700 word story contains explicit descriptions of a BDSM human dairy cow roleplaying scenes, complete with milking, suckling, domination, and submission, not to mention lots of warm, sweet squirting milk. It is intended for ADULTS ONLY."

"...and cows. cows can read it too."

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I'm hoping that all of these reviewers live far, far away from me.

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I hate to see what my "Related Items" are gonna look like for the next little while after viewing all of these.

HAha - you shoudl be exicted - they are so great - I could go on all day with these

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I like the ones with titles in this format

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somebody saw the Peterotica episode of Family Guy and thought "why not?"

lolz

fetishes make my day

"Drunken shoe;ess Step Uncle and the Sweaty 50 Yeard old Bald Virgin"
etc

The Curvy Optometrist and the Billionaire Parking App Developer

I still really like "The invisible condom"
interesitng that so many are about getting pregnant - is that a female turn on?

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haha i laughed so hard at that

From _Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress_

http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-The-Color-Changing-Dress-ebook/dp/B00U398KY6

15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
Chuck Tingle Is The Most Dangerous Man Alive!
By Kevin Lintner on March 2, 2015
Format: Kindle Edition Verified Purchase
His writing is more fierce than an uppercut from Rico Slade. His erotica is hotter than the blast coming from Godzilla's bunghole after a night of binging on ghost pepper Buffalo Wings and room temperature Old Milwaukee. If Liberace and Paul Lynde dropped bad Woodstock acid and mushroom stamped the Star Spangled Banner on Divine's butt cheeks, it would be more awesome than this book, but all those people are dead and Chuckle Tingle is alive and roundhouse kicking.

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But really, the author's entire output needs to be seen:

http://www.amazon.com/Chuck-Tingle/e/B00SF2MTYK/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

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I laughed at this:

http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

But this is some next level shit:

http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B00VDRUI5Q/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

Holy shit!

http://www.amazon.com/Reamed-Reaction-Title-This-Book-ebook/dp/B00X1YKE6W/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

He needs to write a book called Pounded In The Butt By An Amazon Review Of My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'" though.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2H0CEVY3HM2UK/ref=cm_cr_dp_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0006GKJ7C&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=165793011

This review is from: Accoutrements Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure (Toy)
I bought this toy for my kid in the hopes of sending a better message than all of those superhero action figures and he just loves it! This day and age, kids are programmed by our government to think that everyone is out to destroy us and that they need heroes to come and save us all. They forget that there are everyday people out there who need a little compassion and understandng.

I make my kids sit down every day for at least an hour and play with the Cat Lady. We talk about what has made her the way she is and we discuss different options of things we might do to help her. We get into conversations about what rle society plays in the creating of these people who seriously have issues and then we practice empathy role play by having our social services action figures come to her aid and get her the help she needs. It has created hours of educational fun for our entire family.

I recommend also purchasing the Albino Bowler and the Obsessive Compulsive action figures as well. We have used a cardboard box and built a small Mental health center/Halfway house where we keep our action figures always getting the help they need from the little doctors and nurses who work there.

This is a great product and I recommend it to anyone who wants to creep out their children and teach them a vaulable lesson about the differences in people all over the world.

"Albino bowler"?

yes

so in 2004, someone trying to profit off of people's idiocy released an EP under the moniker "Candy Ass" and titled it "Orgy", released it on Cdbaby. it didn't work very well, naturally, but boy has that not stopped the Amazon reviewers from their outrage!

http://www.amazon.com/Orgy-Candy-Ass/dp/B00004U2YW

Not bad
By Charles Young on November 24, 2013
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
Definitely worth reading, but probably too much obfuscation to have any lasting significance. If nothing else, it shows the importance of avoiding meetings without a fixed agenda.
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plato's republic (five stars)

fascinated by the person who has apparently read and reviewed three volumes of James Lees-Milne's diaries despite hating James Lees-Milne

Diaries, 1942-1954

1.0 out of 5 stars The arch snob's guide to "society".

ByEtruscan11on 20 June 2015

Format: Paperback

British snobbery at its worst: feeble, shallow and a waste of time. I grew up in the sort of circles that he craved: the people therein are so often philistine, uncultured and monotonous.......and, OF COURSE, arch snobs, out to preserve their precious social circles and life styles. Pathetic, and I am so glad to be rid of them all!! This book has NO LITERARY VALUE WHATEVER.

Diaries, 1971-1983

1.0 out of 5 stars An utter bore.

ByEtruscan11on 24 June 2015

Format: Paperback

The usual tedious and extraordinarily snobbish, time-wasting nonsense that one expects from this extremely dull little man's diaries. His life was an endless round of 'keeping up with the Jones's', and maintaining his pathetic need for social superiority. All of the vices of social man are here graphically displayed, revealing a frothy, soulless, uninspiring underworld of ruthless exclusiveness and empty arch snobbery.

Diaries, 1984-1997: v. 3

1.0 out of 5 stars Snob's delight.

ByEtruscan11on 24 June 2015

Reading this feeble nonsense is a complete waste of time.

this person's cat also difficult to please

Sharples-n-Grant Playpost Cat Scratcher

1.0 out of 5 stars Too small for a cat.

ByEtruscan11on 22 Jan 2017

Too small! Alright for a kitten, but useless for a cat. A complete waste of money.

Applaws Dry Cat Food Adult Chicken, 2kg

1.0 out of 5 stars One Star

ByEtruscan11on 24 September 2014

My cat wouldn't touch it. Awful.

Love Xanadu and LOVE Olivia Newton John!
ByS Sheparkon July 19, 2018
Format: Paperback
i've never read this book but I'm writing because this book was based on a song by Olivia Newton John that was also a movie and I LOVED the movie! It has a roller disco and fun songs and muses dressed in spandex of multiple colors. Very bright and flashy/

My sister used to sing the song using her hairbrush as a microphone when she was getting ready for school and blow drying her hair so it holds a very special meaning to me/

If you love Olivia Newton John and roller skating you will LOVE this

Was this review of Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Gustave Doré, helpful?

extremely

The film is known for its slow-to-develop action, but also for some memorable scenes. There are the apes at the beginning; Dave going through the star gate; and finally Dave finding himself in a room filled with French Provincial furniture. That happened to me once, not the star gate, but I was at a hotel in Aix-en-Provence not orbiting Jupiter. Interestingly, one set of star gate images was taken from Dr. Strangelove. If you have the patience, this is a great film.

It was not like I thought the only thing about this movie was ...
November 16, 2016
It was not like I thought the only thing about this movie was the hot ladies and all that bush.not shaved which I really hate .this movie is not worth the money sorry
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A. F. Buczynski
5.0 out of 5 stars Volume 4 of the Complete Crepax (?)
19 August 2019 - Published on Amazon.com
Verified Purchase
I've been into Crepax for decades, but it was only recently, while reading some interviews with Alain Robbe-Grillet and subsequently watching Corrado Frarina's short "Freud a fumetti," that I determined that Guido Crepax had done quite a bit more than just adapt some literary erotica, the guy had literally invented a new form of semiotics in his comic language. Thus, I became a little obsessed with Crepax from an academic perspective. I alread owned all his erotic works with the exception of Bianca, but had only one short volume of Valentina publsihed by NBM, all of which I adore and find fascinating. I picked up the box set of the first two Crepax volumes from Amazon which arrived crushed and used, but Amazon customer service offered a partial refund if I kept the things, and I did. Reading these books I decided to lend support to the whole Fantagraphics effort and called the number inside of the first volume. I got in touch with some employee who seem amazed that I would call, infomed me that Kim Thompson was long dead, that Fantagraphics no longer offered a print catalog, and that Gary Groth was unavailable and generally should be considered as unavailable to speak with. I got in touch with the Crepax estate in Italy and had them send me the complete Valentina in Italian, I also spoke about licensing the entire works of Crepax myself inclusive of academic works that have been done regarding his work, including Barthes, Eco, Foucault, Deleuze, Ranciere, etc. Around this time the 3rd volume of the Complete Crepax hit my front door, from Amazon / Fantagraphics. I noticed a drop in quality - mostly printing issues, as well as some gaffes in the translation, and an needless dig by Tim Pilcher at Marvel comics and in particular Jim Steranko! I seriously don't know what to make of volume 4 of the Complete Crepax. Of the four volumes available it is the weakest. More printing problems, for sure, more translations that just don't add up, and a hefty amount of Russian just to confuse matters. For now I'll grant a five star award to this effort. I'm certainly have no intention of returning this book, indeed; I'm headed up to the physical Fantagraphics store very soon with this tome and a few other odds and sods to sort out some issues with this company who seem to be headed off the rails on a good deal of their projects.

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This is sort of amusing, and maddening--it'd be really amusing if it weren't so maddening.

Someone posted a review of my "American Pie" review a week ago on amazon.ca:

1.0 out of 5 stars From heart warming to SHOCKING and GRAPHIC

Reviewed in Canada on May 27, 2023

America Pie is probably one of my ALL TIME favorite tracks, and I decided to give it a read.
While the illustrations are a bit pedestrian, I found the prose to be inspiring in many places.
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Things quickly took a turn for the bizarre as the author graphically describes a triggering scene between a failed art student and his girlfriend. The scene involves the use of violent language, and something known as "pegging" in some circles.

I'd call it "readers whiplash" because the sudden escalation of violence, both physical and spoken, took me for a bit of a loop. It's most certainly NOT a book for the faint of heart.
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I'd STRONGLY advise against reading this book if you are trigger by such things!

Typos intact...The weird thing is, there's no such scene in the book--no failed art student, no girlfriend, nothing. The book is about "American Pie"--other things, too, but mostly about "American Pie." I mean...do people ever write reviews on Amazon and halfway through forget what they're reviewing?

I've e-mailed two different branches of Amazon asking that the review be taken down. I also wrote a review myself, limiting what I wrote to countering the above review. Mine got taken down, the other one remains.

As I mentioned to a friend, I'm considering going on there and complaining about all the car crashes and gore in Finnegan's Wake.

"American Pie" book, that should read.

I like that the only other two reviews by "John Sneed" are of accessories for model building from Games Workshop. In particular, he notes that the Technical Texture Stirland Mud, "Looks like poop, but spreads like peanut butter."

As I said to a friend yesterday, it's probably some kid I kept in for recess 20 years ago. (Thankfully, the various Amazon domains don't overlap when it comes to customer reviews, so "John Sneed" is for Canadian eyes only.)