Awright, I'm making this up right now.
Step 1: GO to www.weenftp.org and download "Booaze Me Up & Get Me High" Mp3
http://www.weenftp.org/ween/Various%20Singles/
Step 2: Buy these: Goldschalger, Mescal, Becks Beer, Dry Red Wine (I'd say a Chianti), 2 bottles Jack Daniels (on for the shelf), A sixpack (your choice of beer), 4-pack Guiness in cans, Tequila.
Step 3: Put all drinks in vessels, if neccessary, play song over and over while drinking each drink whenever mentioned.
(If you smoke Ganj, do it during the chorus, though not technically neccessaty)
Lyrics are:
All that 'schlager at the bar
Flakes of gold swim in my brain
I ate the worm the night before
And tonight I'll probably do it again
Shotgun Becks down at the Shore
I've got a friend at the liquor store
Deaner likes his red wind dry
So booze me up and get me high
Booze me up and get me high
Why don't you give it a try?
Let the bottle do the work
To ease my mind and soothe the hurt
Me and George finish the Jack
After drinkin' down my last six pack
I'm not feelin' bad myself
'Cause there's another bottle on the shelf
Cribber likes his Guinness in cans
And Andrew, he's a tequila man
But it don't take much to get me high
So booze me up and get me high
Booze me up and get me high
Why don't you give it a try?
Let the bottle do the work
To ease my mind and soothe the hurt
― Helltime, Friday, 1 October 2004 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link