Why can't my boyfriend come?

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My boyfriend and I have been living together for 4 years. At first the sex was really good, we have one daughter. For the past six he hasn't been able to come. What could be the problem?

― Sylvia Pizano, Monday, 23 February 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe you need a change. Do it in the butt.

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago) link

You broke him.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago) link

it could be the antidepressants

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago) link

I have to admit, the thought of a kid sliding out of you is totally ruining my ability to come right now, too.

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

medicine he might be on could be number one.

after that maybe stress in his life.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

Because I stole his manliness! I can't help it, it's a compulsion.

― The Manburglar, Monday, 23 February 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

For the past six he hasn't been able to come.

Try it before six - maybe he's a day person.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:57 (twenty years ago) link

I once took Zoloft because my girlfriend was a junkie and it depressed me. And every time I yawned it was like a mini dry-orgasm. The drug made me horribly nutso, but it was hard to wean myself from it because I could get off repeatedly just by staying up late.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 23 February 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe his urethra or vas-defrens is clogged? Try poking a pipecleaner down there. It's best if you do this without him realising while you're going down on him. Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit!

― dude0r, Monday, 23 February 2004 04:59 (twenty years ago) link

Who knows? It might make a vas deferens.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 23 February 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago) link

cocaine cocaine cocaine!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Monday, 23 February 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago) link

amazing, o.nate.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 23 February 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago) link

I cannot brag. The set-up was just too perfect.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 23 February 2004 05:10 (twenty years ago) link

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― dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 23 February 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago) link

maybe you lost the snapping gyro?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 February 2004 07:15 (twenty years ago) link

maybe he's sting

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 23 February 2004 08:05 (twenty years ago) link

Too much speed

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 23 February 2004 09:14 (twenty years ago) link

cinniblount wins

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 23 February 2004 09:26 (twenty years ago) link

But the person who posted the question therefore has already lost several times over.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

.. or she knows someone who has...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

what do you care if he gets off anyways¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago) link

In 1972, country star Merle Haggard was pardoned by California Governor Ronald Reagan. Haggard had served time in San Quentin in the late 1950’s for attempted burglary.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe he hasn't been invited?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

...right...

― the angry cowboy (dick), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

Can he cum when he partakes of the five knuckle shuffle?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

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WHY DIDNT I START READING THIS THREAD EARLIER!!!

Jesus, we are assholes.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

My helpful answer is to search for advice elsewhere on the internet. Difficulty in climaxing is often just associated with the aging, isn't it?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

My helpful answer is to search for advice elsewhere on the internet.

Nick is of course completely correct here. What a lot of meanies you lot are :(

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 February 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

Dont make me bust out the action melee' thread...

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

Don't try to do it on E, it makes you horny but you can't get off and afterwards you get depressed. I read it in the scientific journals, I'm a scientist, I know these things.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:19 (twenty years ago) link

I think this varies from person to person.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

Could be the vagina dentata. Often is.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 05:48 (twenty years ago) link

as in a blow job?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:34 (twenty years ago) link

Your boyfriend is a gas man!

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:56 (twenty years ago) link

Just forget it; it doesn't matter unless you want it to. If there are relationship problems, concentrate on them rather than on a technical matter.

By the way, if he still gets hard then he may be having a different type of orgasm that doesn't entail ejaculation. That may sound like nonsense, but it's not.

― All Bunged Up. (Jake Proudlock), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

teabagging is the only cure.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago) link

That's your answer to everything.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

yeah your right.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

matt has the right to teabagging chris v

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

I keep it on a piece of paper in a special box

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

Just invite him, for heaven's sake.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

I'm saving it for a special occasion.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

fine, then i own the rights to salad tossing.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

Because its an exclusive party, and he didnt get an invitation.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

― gershy, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 08:43 (sixteen years ago) link

i think i know who that login is!!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link

spill it!

― chaki, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

as it were

― gershy, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

cos mama told him not to

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 05:26 (six years ago) link

sometimes the Random Thread button is like a small miracle

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 05:39 (six years ago) link

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