I AM QUITTING ILX FOREVER

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Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

if only this ever actually worked

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

What a tragedy.

Several Nations Weep, Friday, 21 May 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

You've said this before!

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Drama queen.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, Be sure to Loop, Loop, etc. I like the icons in your email addy. How do you do that?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.youth2000ny.com/Help/crying%20baby.gif

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, how do you do that? And how do you post those great animated gifs?

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam, you're better than this.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry

*looks down at floor*

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

...oh.

Tina Yothers, Friday, 21 May 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

no he's not.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon, don't leave yet, I need you to tell me if I'm fat or not.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

here's a hint: if you weigh a pound more than jon, you are.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Or if you're a woman.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Clean out your desk. Turn in your keys (though the locks will be changed). There are support groups for the disgruntled. Have a nice life.

Maria D., Friday, 21 May 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

no, women are mute objects of fascination that sometimes allow you to engage in acts of frottagry. or they're fat.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Frottaging mentioned on ILX. Finally.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Now we can rest.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

don't let the door hit your ugly, bony ass on the way out

xpost dude frottaging has been mentioned at least 3 times to my knowledge.

oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, a search tells me that it has been mentioned before, multiple times by both oops and Matt DC in particular. Figures.

hahahaha xpost

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

mr. perry was the first!!

oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

shocker of the new millenium

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

haha this reminds me of a thread i wanted to start...

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm starting to realize that strongo is a comic genius...seriously.

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Surely you mean "cosmic general"?

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Look, we're all his dick anyway. jump on.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Both, obv.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

what's the LOWEST ilx has gone?

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh! It's Jon. Well, whaddya know?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon, I'm going to need your gun and badge. Your GUN AND BADGE, Jon.

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Look, we're all his dick anyway. jump on.

Haha! Obviously, I meant to put an "on" in there. Oh well.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

FORM LIKE VOLTRON

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

*collapses*

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

NOW we need Dan.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

And Ally's boobs, too!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

dave is that some oblique tit-fucking joke?

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't like where this is headed.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Your search - oblique tits - did not match any documents

m. (mitchlnw), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://lmno4p.org/images/3.24-31/rumsfeld.jpg

Also: the source

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I miss Jon already.

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

he'll be back.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

BUT WHEN?!?!

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

2046

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

That's my hope, anyway.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

When the red sun and the twin moons of Boohutna are in perfect alignment, in accordance with the great one's wishes, he shall return, astride a platinum beast of fine breeding, an antique scabbard at his waist and venom in his blood. He will return.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

fags.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Shut it, tart.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I actually like jon. For what he is. I have thought about quitting ilx too so that I could do more productive things.

But then all I did this afternoon was watch Mystery Date on comedy central.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

the goatse of far too much you know what, no, I'm not going there

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

the girth of far too much asshole flesh.

― am0n, Thursday, May 2, 2013 2:16 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coincidentally this is my favorite black metal album

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

the girthy surfeit of butthole beef

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

i was trying to figure out who suspecterrain was originally (ten years!) and i think i figured it.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

Shitting ilx forever over a butthole beef

sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

i was thinking about starting a thread called something like '5 frequently updated threads you frequent' but then i was like who gives a shit and didn't

Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

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the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

5 frequently updated by me threads about jews i frequent

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

suspectterrain: Wrong on hall & oates. Wrong for butt county commissioner

P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

you'd be surprised to learn i post on other threads too xp

Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

i was trying to figure out who suspecterrain was originally (ten years!) and i think i figured it.

come on, spill

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

the girth of far too much asshole flesh

^ one of my favourite mcdonalds campaigns

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

I'm... lovin' it?

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

there was a poster named christoff who is a partial match on some cross-referencing, specifically "pablum" and "gary myrick" and certain head-butting tendencies, but keep in mind this was from two min of sleuthing.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

you'd be surprised to learn i post on other threads too xp

― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah i know, just giving you shit. <3

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

he lurks for 10 years yet has never blinked during previous H&O thread revives?

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

pablum

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

not a fat dude joke. it's a character archetype. He behaves like this guy.

Oh, he behaves like that other fat guy? I see the confusion now.

polyphonic, Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

there was a poster named christoff who is a partial match on some cross-referencing, specifically "pablum" and "gary myrick" and certain head-butting tendencies, but keep in mind this was from two min of sleuthing.

About 15 years ago i was talking to record-store owner (and complete failure) who recommended Isaak saying that "tastes change as you get older". I still find his whitebread version of pablum undigestable and probably won't until i reach my shuffleboard years.

I can see why lots of folks like him, i'm just not one of them. For that mellow, "adult" sound, I'll take Nicolai Dunger or Thomas Dybdahl.

― christoff, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 12:29 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thomas Dybdahl -- The only thread

I know the kind folks at of ILM are busy with much loftier pursuits, but, not having a proper thread on this artist is a huge oversight. Apparently, this guy is "the man" in his homeland of Norway, could it be that Dybdahl so desperately wants to be part of the American scene that puts people off? Hell, even Allmusic has practically shunned him by including an incomplete discography/bio and only single review of his proper albums.

Starting from a strong pop foundation, Dybdahl weaves narratives into both the broody and effervescent stylings of americana and jazz. His side-project "The National Bank" even dips heavily into ectronica. So, where's the love?

― suspecterrain, Thursday, March 28, 2013 1:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jaymc, Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

jaymc you are a righteous dude. why are you wasting your time doxxing this chode

polyphonic, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

Don't mean to go "BAG MEN" on christoff, but it's a good guess, I think...

jaymc, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

record-store owner (and complete failure)

treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

Doxxing Chodes - the jaymc story

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

THE GIRTH OF FAR TOO MUCH ASSHOLE FLESH

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

the girth of far too much asshole flesh

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

that the girth of this too too asshole flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

A jew?

OutdoorFish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

gesundheit

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

Du bist immer so lieb, Vegemite?

OutdoorFish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

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am0n, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

So pwetty

OutdoorFish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

thank you jaymc, I feel like a scientist who just got props from Stephen hawking

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

ok.

i've done my part (for once).

now you ilx f*ckers - time to fulfill your role and keep me entertained for the next few months.

how on earth am i expected to stay employed without ilx keeping the day interesting

--- truthbomb ... how many of you folks use ILX to make day in your job more interesting ...

mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

oooops ..
wrong thread ..

mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

how typical ..

mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

he will have claimed that the earlier match was somebody else's pablum

the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

pablum hernandez

treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

Pableum Hapa

the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

So Pablum Picasso
was never called
....

Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

Not like HOOS

Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

99 pablums and a blecch ain't one

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

Bravo

the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

i remember when i quit ilx forever

clouds, Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

In Russia, ILX quits you.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 3 May 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

99 Luftpablums?

Moodles, Friday, 3 May 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

Pablum Ribbon Beer

Ppd. (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 3 May 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link


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