100 made-up euphemisms for semen

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1. Wormgob
2. Fun-gel
3. Shagwhizz
4. Snakeflob
5. Shakygravy
6. Sexwee
7. Bonkjuice
8. Fuckslash
9. Whitespirit
10. Willymilk
11. Cuckoospit
12. Wet paint
13. Splashback
14. Gluepiss

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:56 (twenty years ago) link

manfoam

are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:58 (twenty years ago) link

Custard.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:03 (twenty years ago) link

17. loveglug

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:05 (twenty years ago) link

Man fuckjuice

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:10 (twenty years ago) link

19. shag clag

are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:12 (twenty years ago) link

18. Milk drink with juicy bits
19. Satan's Copydex

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link

20. Yoohoo!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:14 (twenty years ago) link

20. Man Fat

Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:14 (twenty years ago) link

21. Fructis

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:15 (twenty years ago) link

22. Orange/Chocolate flavoured youth elixir.

Come on, guys. You've got to sell it!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:16 (twenty years ago) link

25. Homo's Raita

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:16 (twenty years ago) link

27. Fishdip

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:17 (twenty years ago) link

28. Oil of Ulay

Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago) link

28. Diceymayo

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago) link

29. Salad cream

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:23 (twenty years ago) link

fuckslash is my favourire. DL, I kiss you!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:24 (twenty years ago) link

*swoon*

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck puppet grease

badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:41 (twenty years ago) link

Cocksnot

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:43 (twenty years ago) link

32. Wangpus

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:49 (twenty years ago) link

34. Crack wax

badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago) link

35. baby formula

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:53 (twenty years ago) link

schlongproduce

nobslurry

stevem (blueski), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

36. new, improved LYSOL DOUCHE! ( sorry)

badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

This thread seems to be suffering from premature ejaculation. We can do better than this!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:38 (twenty years ago) link

37. buttermilk clorox

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

38 hommelatte

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

trouser glue

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

40. Baby batter

C J (C J), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:05 (twenty years ago) link

42 information

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

43 coo coo che

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago) link

44 SloppyDex

45 Aphrodite's Araldite

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:20 (twenty years ago) link

I like "Sloppydex", continuing on that theme:

45 Prittsdick.
46 Gloy Cum

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

Sexwee

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

48. Snoghurt
49. Layonnaise

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

Sexwee's been done already Dave B.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

making the above 47 & 48

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

49. dicksnot
50. cockslime
51. happy trails

omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

52. action art (bukkake special)

omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:32 (twenty years ago) link

53. Sink bubbles
54. Plughole stalagtites (sp?)

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

55. tip -x

omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

55. Pube solvent

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

56. Liquid Silk

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

56. hemulsion

57. Liquid Playper

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

57. Flour water

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

58. baby source/sauce

omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:36 (twenty years ago) link

59. white ribbon

omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:37 (twenty years ago) link

59. Full Fat

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:37 (twenty years ago) link

cockblokka

the next grozart, Saturday, 4 August 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

cockbutter

The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

peepee poison

sunny successor, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:23 (seventeen years ago) link

white light white heat

Hurting 2, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"erectoplasm" is pretty damn awesome. this thread is way funnier than i expected.

Rubyredd, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

gak

bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dongwater

bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

liquid smoke

bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

merve

briania, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:31 (sixteen years ago) link

really, everybody?

gff, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link

erectoplasm still the best for my money

latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:16 (sixteen years ago) link

pump-spray cheese

electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:17 (sixteen years ago) link

squirt rockets

CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:17 (sixteen years ago) link

member mayo

latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:18 (sixteen years ago) link

handjob honey

electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link

screaming children.

CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link

onward christian soldiers

latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:23 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ ok that

gff, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link

white light white heat

-- Hurting 2, Sunday, August 5, 2007 4:24 AM

a++

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Strumula

Bobbi Peru, Monday, 11 February 2008 08:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I must say that JAILHOUSE CONFETTI made me laugh.

B.L.A.M., Monday, 11 February 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Man-preserves
Joy-humours
Fiddlin' Piddle
53rd Baby Battalion

Will M., Monday, 11 February 2008 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Choad Nectar
Man Glue
Turkey Spit

Bobbi Peru, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

boy butter
junk jam
mannaisse
tool drool
erection confection
pickle trickle
penis porridge
cream of meat
pecker paint
nut nectar
knob slobber

rip van wanko, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:13 (seven years ago) link

Genesis Threads

El Tomboto, Friday, 7 July 2017 22:19 (seven years ago) link

Spagma

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link

Pope's tears

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:47 (seven years ago) link

Ballpaper paste

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link

lots of euphemisms with "man" but i'll add the classic

MANJUICE

also:

snake oil
vadge wax
dragon's saliva
meat batter
face cream
nut butter
vitamin d
the battalion
white honey

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:00 (seven years ago) link

Dead Souls

Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link

Jimmy Jazz

Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Soylent Groin

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:09 (seven years ago) link

cum

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 July 2017 05:05 (seven years ago) link

drip van wanko

StanM, Saturday, 8 July 2017 10:55 (seven years ago) link

(wayne)jizza-rooney

calzino, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:04 (seven years ago) link

Thin white rope is in there somewhere already I assume. Think that was Burroughs originally wasn't it?

Stevolende, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:45 (seven years ago) link

dicksilver

bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:55 (seven years ago) link

below-the-waist paste

bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:56 (seven years ago) link

erection-correction fluid

bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:56 (seven years ago) link

No love for just "spunk"?

the article don, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:05 (seven years ago) link

Dick York

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:13 (seven years ago) link

salted cara-male

bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:39 (seven years ago) link

"the delegation from florida"

bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link

sourdough starter

bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:42 (seven years ago) link

wince paste (AKA dulce de member)

bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link

carpet crawlers

jmm, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:53 (seven years ago) link

ilx

El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 July 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link

An hint

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link

D34thdr0ne

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link

An hint still doesn't illuminate imo, ilm would've worked better maybe

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Monday, 10 July 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link


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