100 made-up euphemisms for semen

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1. Wormgob
2. Fun-gel
3. Shagwhizz
4. Snakeflob
5. Shakygravy
6. Sexwee
7. Bonkjuice
8. Fuckslash
9. Whitespirit
10. Willymilk
11. Cuckoospit
12. Wet paint
13. Splashback
14. Gluepiss

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:56 (twenty years ago) link

manfoam

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:58 (twenty years ago) link

Custard.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:03 (twenty years ago) link

17. loveglug

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:05 (twenty years ago) link

Man fuckjuice

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:10 (twenty years ago) link

19. shag clag

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:12 (twenty years ago) link

18. Milk drink with juicy bits
19. Satan's Copydex

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link

20. Yoohoo!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:14 (twenty years ago) link

20. Man Fat

― Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:14 (twenty years ago) link

21. Fructis

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:15 (twenty years ago) link

22. Orange/Chocolate flavoured youth elixir.

Come on, guys. You've got to sell it!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:16 (twenty years ago) link

25. Homo's Raita

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:16 (twenty years ago) link

27. Fishdip

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:17 (twenty years ago) link

28. Oil of Ulay

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago) link

28. Diceymayo

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago) link

29. Salad cream

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:23 (twenty years ago) link

fuckslash is my favourire. DL, I kiss you!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:24 (twenty years ago) link

*swoon*

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck puppet grease

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:41 (twenty years ago) link

Cocksnot

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:43 (twenty years ago) link

32. Wangpus

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:49 (twenty years ago) link

34. Crack wax

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago) link

35. baby formula

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:53 (twenty years ago) link

schlongproduce

nobslurry

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

36. new, improved LYSOL DOUCHE! ( sorry)

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

This thread seems to be suffering from premature ejaculation. We can do better than this!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:38 (twenty years ago) link

37. buttermilk clorox

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

38 hommelatte

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

trouser glue

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

40. Baby batter

― C J (C J), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:05 (twenty years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/football/02/eng_slovakia_macedonia/img/seaman.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

42 information

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

43 coo coo che

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago) link

44 SloppyDex

45 Aphrodite's Araldite

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:20 (twenty years ago) link

I like "Sloppydex", continuing on that theme:

45 Prittsdick.
46 Gloy Cum

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

Sexwee

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

48. Snoghurt
49. Layonnaise

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

Sexwee's been done already Dave B.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

making the above 47 & 48

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

49. dicksnot
50. cockslime
51. happy trails

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

52. action art (bukkake special)

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:32 (twenty years ago) link

53. Sink bubbles
54. Plughole stalagtites (sp?)

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

55. tip -x

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

55. Pube solvent

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

56. Liquid Silk

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

56. hemulsion

57. Liquid Playper

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

57. Flour water

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

58. baby source/sauce

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:36 (twenty years ago) link

59. white ribbon

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:37 (twenty years ago) link

59. Full Fat

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:37 (twenty years ago) link

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cockblokka

― the next grozart, Saturday, 4 August 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

cockbutter

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

peepee poison

― sunny successor, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:23 (seventeen years ago) link

white light white heat

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"erectoplasm" is pretty damn awesome. this thread is way funnier than i expected.

― Rubyredd, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

gak

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dongwater

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

liquid smoke

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

merve

― briania, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:31 (sixteen years ago) link

really, everybody?

― gff, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link

erectoplasm still the best for my money

― latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:16 (sixteen years ago) link

pump-spray cheese

― electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:17 (sixteen years ago) link

squirt rockets

― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:17 (sixteen years ago) link

member mayo

― latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:18 (sixteen years ago) link

handjob honey

― electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link

screaming children.

― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link

onward christian soldiers

― latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:23 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ ok that

― gff, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link

white light white heat

-- Hurting 2, Sunday, August 5, 2007 4:24 AM

a++

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Strumula

― Bobbi Peru, Monday, 11 February 2008 08:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I must say that JAILHOUSE CONFETTI made me laugh.

― B.L.A.M., Monday, 11 February 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Man-preserves
Joy-humours
Fiddlin' Piddle
53rd Baby Battalion

― Will M., Monday, 11 February 2008 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Choad Nectar
Man Glue
Turkey Spit

― Bobbi Peru, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

boy butter
junk jam
mannaisse
tool drool
erection confection
pickle trickle
penis porridge
cream of meat
pecker paint
nut nectar
knob slobber

― rip van wanko, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:13 (seven years ago) link

Genesis Threads

― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 July 2017 22:19 (seven years ago) link

Spagma

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link

Pope's tears

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:47 (seven years ago) link

Ballpaper paste

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link

lots of euphemisms with "man" but i'll add the classic

MANJUICE

also:

snake oil
vadge wax
dragon's saliva
meat batter
face cream
nut butter
vitamin d
the battalion
white honey

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:00 (seven years ago) link

Dead Souls

― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link

Jimmy Jazz

― Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Soylent Groin

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:09 (seven years ago) link

cum

― flappy bird, Saturday, 8 July 2017 05:05 (seven years ago) link

drip van wanko

― StanM, Saturday, 8 July 2017 10:55 (seven years ago) link

(wayne)jizza-rooney

― calzino, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:04 (seven years ago) link

Thin white rope is in there somewhere already I assume. Think that was Burroughs originally wasn't it?

― Stevolende, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:45 (seven years ago) link

dicksilver

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:55 (seven years ago) link

below-the-waist paste

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:56 (seven years ago) link

erection-correction fluid

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:56 (seven years ago) link

No love for just "spunk"?

― the article don, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:05 (seven years ago) link

Dick York

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:13 (seven years ago) link

salted cara-male

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:39 (seven years ago) link

"the delegation from florida"

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link

sourdough starter

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:42 (seven years ago) link

wince paste (AKA dulce de member)

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link

carpet crawlers

― jmm, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:53 (seven years ago) link

ilx

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 July 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link

An hint

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link

D34thdr0ne

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link

An hint still doesn't illuminate imo, ilm would've worked better maybe

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Monday, 10 July 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link

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