Tell me good things about Switzerland

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It's not until June, but I've got a week of gigs in Ascona in June and I'm starting to get excited. I've never been out of the country (U.S.!) before!

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, that's not entirely true, I have gone a few feet into Mexico.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I hear they take cows up into the Alps to make cheese for some reason.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

You should read that Asterix where he goes to Switzerland, that should teach you everything you need to know.

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

it is clean. not sure if that is a good thing though.

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Did the Simpsons ever go to Switzerland? 'Cause that would be great.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Cool, Jordan! have fun!

Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

No but Lee Perry AND Charlie Chaplin retired there!

oops (Oops), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh and Vladimir Nabokov.

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

And Lee Perry isn't even dead, right?

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

No he's not! In fact, most people in Switzerland are not dead!

oops (Oops), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX is a fount of knowledge!

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

People in Switzerland are known to breathe and eat food for fuel. The majority of them walk standing up.

Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Your search - Swiss zombies - did not match any documents.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Fun fact - all Swiss cats are feline.

Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

For more on Switzerland, please refer to National Lampoon's European Vacation.

Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

You can declare war on them and take that shit over 'cause what are they going to do about it? THEY'RE NEUTRAL, THE SUCKAZ!

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

DICTATORSHIP OF SWITZERLAND, HERE I COME!!!

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm going to start poking people at random until they're forced to declare war on me.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

There's so much I don't know about how wars escalate, apparently.

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Switzerland is supposed to be the world's most democratic country, I think.

Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

thread title = possible pickup line?

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

haha

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Chocolate and Cheese = great album!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Which is just a fancy way of saying that military service is mandatory.

xxxpost

oops (Oops), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

"You know what the fellow said: In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love--they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I am still very interested in why cows make better milk after being driven thousands of meters up a mountain.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe they eat mountain goats up there and double their cheesemaking abilities?

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

"In general, cheeses are fatty foods. However, Jürg H. Beer of the Canton Hospital in Baden, Switzerland, and his colleagues now report finding that cheeses produced in alpine areas around Gstaad hold a more heart-healthy mix of fats than do cheeses made from the milk of cows grazing at lower altitudes. Not only were alpine cheeses highest in omega-3 fats, such as ALA, but they also had relatively low concentrations of saturated fats and arachidonic acid, a fatty acid that can promote inflammation in the body. As an unanticipated benefit, cheeses made from the milk of grass-fed alpine cows exhibited the highest concentrations of the unusual trans fatty acid, conjugated linoleic acid, that a number of studies have linked with cancer prevention."

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, here's an awesome picture I found of the town:

http://hep-proj-photon2001.web.cern.ch/hep-proj-photon2001/images/Ascona.jpg

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://mp3.swissinfo.org/es/images/hoy/toblerone.jpg

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

mmmmm Toblerone

Paul Kelly (kelly), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Ed to thread!

OK, time for a serious answer here...

I just got back from a week-long trip to Switzerland and can provide a little insight..

I started in Geneva, which was a nice, clean city. VERY clean, in fact (the water in most of the fountains is potable!). The old town is beautiful and great for a walk around, although your legs will get very tired thanks to the steep hills. Actually, get yourself some good walking shoes, since you'll find yourself walking up a lot of hills in Switzerland... Anyway, if you're looking to buy a watch or a knife, or set up a private bank account, Geneva can sort you out. Check out the Reformation Wall in Bastions Park, and if you're good at chess, take on some of the locals in the giant-piece games you can play for free nearby.

Anyway, the whole damn country is spectacular. I was lucky with great weather the whole week, which cetainly helps. Interlaken was nice, and Luzern is a great little city with a cool medieval area. I went to the cheese factory in Gruyere, which actually wasn't that exciting, but I did get some samples (I LOOOOVE cheese). Definitely have some cheese fondue while you're there. MMMMMM. Oh, the little town nearby is worth a visit. Here's some info. The castle is a MUST. I was very surprised to find HR Giger's museum there - it seems so out of place in this cute little spot. I'm no goth or anything, but it was pretty cool. The bar next door is bizarre - you get to sit in these skeletal/alien-type chairs. Neat-o!

Gstaad is a good resort-type town with a nice pedestrian area in the middle. Not much to do there, really, but there is a cable-car nearby where you can go hiking along the top of the hills which gives you some great typical Swiss views (lots of grassy hills), of course accompanied by the ever-present sound of the ringing cowbells.

I think the best way to get around the country is by train, although we drove the whole time, which was also pretty good. A warning, though - the mountain passes (like the 'Furkapass' which I went through) can really give you THE FEAR. The roads are right along the edge, and for the most part have NO guard-rails. If the roads are wet, well, be careful!

My top recommendation (if it's not booked up, and you can afford it) would be to stay in Zermatt, which is at the base of the famous 'Matterhorn' mountain. You have to take a train to get to the town (there are no cars allowed there!), as it is up at about 5000 feet. It's mostly just hotels/chalets, restaurants and expensive shops, but great nonetheless. If you luck out and get a clear day, spend the big bucks (78 CHF!) and take the cable cars (there are 3 stages) to the top of the Klein Matterhorn (it is next to the big one). Here's a little 360 QTVR thingy.) This is up about 13,000 feet, and the viewing platform at the top affords you some incredible views. Even though Zermatt was warm-ish at the time(about 17-18 degrees), it was minus 10 with a VERY cold wind at the top. June will be nicer, but be prepared anyway. There is a big outdoor bar/restaurant at the 2nd last stage on the cable car trip, which was frozen over when I was there, but in June it would a great place for a beer.

It's an amazing country - the air and water is so clean, and no matter where you look the view is great. The people are friendly, and even if you suck at German or French, fear not because a lot of people speak English, which helps.

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 08:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, take lots of money. It is indeed very expensive, even when you are outside the main cities.

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 08:15 (nineteen years ago) link

1. My friend Fabian lives there

2. Yello

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 10:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Trains, fondue, wine, beer, mountains, chocolate more info to follow

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 11:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Crocodiles!

http://www.toltecimages.com/trains/2408.jpg

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 11:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Indeed, and it's big brother

ihttp://www.railfaneurope.net/pix/ch/SBB_CFF_FFS/electric/historic/crocodile/14253_210504-1rp.jpg

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

The mountains are wonderful, as are the rivers. It's beautiful and the cheese is great. It's a perfect short holiday destination!

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I hear the Young Boys of Berne are very attractive

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:07 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, and the country is actually known as "Confoederatio Helvetica" (hence the abbreviation to CH). as a result the swiss all worship the 'helvetica' font in a daily prayer.


Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha, thanks Rob.

I like cheese too. And fondue!

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
just booked feb. to basel, with zurich and vals and stuff.

hotels? maybe the EUROPE, in basel. maybe the ZICZAC, in zurich. maybe the THERME, in vals. don't know.

anyone got good things?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 December 2004 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

; )

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Does that wink imply that Switzerland has some sort of lascivious underbelly of which I'm unaware?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I am trying to find out, jordan.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
zurich hotels?

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

pricey pricey

*makes appropriate hand signal*

.adam (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

zic-zac £30

pros: has joe cocker themed room ...

cons: no toilets, in rooms, apparently ...

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

What an age we live in.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.20six.de/-/pub/DonParrot/Pizzaman%20from%20Switzerland%20IV%20mini.jpg
Lee "Scratch" Perry, King of Switzerland

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

There are some deals on travel tickets you can only get outside Switzerland. There is a good ticket which includes travel from airport to and from any destination in Switzerland and 50% off all other travel (bus, train, boat etc.) once you are there. myswitzerland.com should have details.

Ed (dali), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Good Things About Switzerland:

Compared to Haiti, the zombie problem in Switzerland is very manageable.

If you have a lot of money, then it will feel very welcome in Switzerland, and the Swiss will go out of their way to try to make it feel at home.

It's a good place to buy a bumper sticker that says "I brake for fallen rocks" - in three languages, no less!

You're never far from a bank.

No unsightly litter in the streets. Littering is strictly cordoned off into special 'trash opportunity zones' and confined to a few hours in the early morning on Tuesdays and Saturdays.

You will not be asked to particiapte in the Euro-song contest.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

They were in the Eurovision Song Contest just two days ago! It's Italy who don't join in.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

My mind must have been wandering.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

The local white wine is dangerously easy to drink.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 09:25 (eighteen years ago) link

And the local sliced dried meat (viande des grisons) is a gift from the gods. Man, I love Switzerland.

The Emancipation of Baaderonixx (KERERU 4 LIFE!) (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 09:27 (eighteen years ago) link

You can declare war on them and take that shit over 'cause what are they going to do about it? THEY'RE NEUTRAL, THE SUCKAZ!
Didn't they vote to join in the European Community?

Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Since my cell phone presumably won't work in Switzerland, I have to buy a watch. I hear they make watches there...I guess the logical thing to do would be to wait and buy one there?

Also, according to the information I have gathered (from my dad), Switzerland is NOT in the EU. Right?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, according to the information I have gathered (from my dad), Switzerland is NOT in the EU. Right?
correct, so no paying with euros.. it's swiss francs, or something.

Didn't they vote to join in the European Community?
nope. they only vote for this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4610729.stm

Ludo (Ludo), Thursday, 16 June 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

oh you probably won't have time for any sight-seeing, but if you have,you might want to see Bellinzona. A dusty, but beautiful, old town with walls & castles and stuff like that.

Ludo (Ludo), Thursday, 16 June 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Sweet! Do you have any idea how far it is from Ascona? I think most days I don't have a gig until 10:00 pm, so I'm hoping to make some day trips.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 16 June 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't know.. i think it's reasonably close (for an American, I've always been told yanks are used for travelling distances) anyway..

ok..
It's about 1 to 1.5 hour by train.
(http://www.sbb.ch/)

Ludo (Ludo), Thursday, 16 June 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Tomorrow's the day! Holla at me when I come off tour.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Bon Voyage!

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I already told Jordan about my kooky swiss hijinx

Jordan be sure to get 1) a watch and 2) a POCKET KNIFE

and a BANK account

and you're bringing home a swiss cow, natch.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

and a BANK account

OH SHIT YEAH

I hope they're not too sick of tourists opening bank accounts and depositing one (1) dollar.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.oleysled.com/images/swiss%20cow%201.JPG

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG SWISS COW FIGHTS

"bloodless bovine battles"

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

jordan that swiss bank account will come in handy in your future money laundering days

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.assurelink.ie/regulationresource/images/money_launder.gif

Money laundering looks fun!

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i once bought a wee purse in switzerland. i still have it

dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

disgusting

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Gimmelwald:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/kimb0086/gimmelwald.jpg[/IMG]

probably the most jaw-droppingly beautiful place I've ever been.

Uncledoj, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.philippinum.de/fahr/ski/vals.jpg

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Holy shit.

xpost, but that one is beautiful too

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

It was a beautiful and amazing week, and I took a ton of pictures of my own. They are and will be here:

http://www.flickr.com/users/hotbeatz

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hotbeatz

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Can anyone recommend a restaurant or bar in Zurich? I have one night there next weeks and want to make the most of it.

calstars, Monday, 6 August 2007 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Allegedly the official portrait of the current government:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Bundesrat_der_Schweiz_2010.jpg/427px-Bundesrat_der_Schweiz_2010.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

do any ilxors live in switzerland?

i'm moving to zurich next year for work..need some advice

tpp, Thursday, 8 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

I don't live there but I took a train from Zurich to Lugano last summer. Wonderful journey, Ticino worth a visit. The lake is lovely.

mmmm, Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

So Basel - quite nice really. Also found a pretty awesome record store on the other side of teh river

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...
one year passes...

http://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2017/12/switzerland-prepared-civilizational-collapse.html

More than any other country, Switzerland’s ethos is centered around preparing for civilizational collapse.

...

The Swiss have been tunneling the Alps for hundreds of years creating innumerable secret hideaways for people and stores.

As a further example of how ridiculously well prepared the Swiss are for any and all threats, there are things like hidden hydroelectric dams built inside of unmarked mountains so that in the event of mass bombings, they’ll still have electricity from these secret facilities. And, remember, these are the things the Swiss government has let us know about. It is thought that there are probably more fortifications and hidden goodies scattered about the country’s landscape. (ital. added, AT)

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link

TS: physical defense vs digital defense

calstars, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Two weeks (of mostly work) coming up in Basel. I have a big list of museums, sights, and beer gardens but curious if there's anything that shouldn't be missed, beyond that.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 21 June 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link

Float down the river

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 21 June 2019 07:25 (four years ago) link

Can you do that in Basel as well? I used to enjoy floating along the River Aare in Bern in the summertime.

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 21 June 2019 07:35 (four years ago) link

def, seemed the only fun thing to do there, town is $$$$$

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 21 June 2019 07:39 (four years ago) link

On the other side of the river, there's a slightly bohemian artsy neighborhood with some interesting venues and bars.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 21 June 2019 09:42 (four years ago) link

Switzerland’s ethos is centered around preparing for civilizational collapse.

On the one hand, this seems very wise. On the other hand, it seems deeply, hopelessly bourgeois.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 22 June 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

I'll be in Zürich several times a year now apparently.

Went for a gorgeous hike up Grosser Mythen. Was supposed to take a bus to the trailhead but having no cash, I walked all the way from the train station. Turned out to be for the best, because the main part of the hike was pretty crowded, but the lower part of the hike - alpine meadows, directly through a herd of cows etc - was all mine.

Still not sure being inches away from those cows was safe.

but everybody calls me, (lukas), Monday, 24 June 2019 02:24 (four years ago) link

I’ll also be visiting there a bunch next year since my wife is moving there for a job while I stay back here in LA

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 24 June 2019 05:52 (four years ago) link

I got chased by a cow in Switzerland

or something, Monday, 24 June 2019 06:25 (four years ago) link

Saw lots of people floating down the Rhine yesterday. It flows a lot faster than I expected, being used to the lazy pace of the upper Mississippi.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 24 June 2019 06:34 (four years ago) link

Geneva resident here. We have the Rhone, which also flows along at a fair old pace.

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Monday, 24 June 2019 07:18 (four years ago) link

I got chased by a cow in Switzerland

That sounds terrifying. They’re huge and surprisingly nimble!

but everybody calls me, (lukas), Monday, 24 June 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

Bern’s clock tower works (1530) was one of my favorite things to inspect and hear about ever.

Hunt3r, Monday, 24 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link


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